When Simple Math Meets Enterprise Solutions

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When Simple Math Meets Enterprise Solutions

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First dev: "I'll just hardcode every single number from 1 to infinity with its even/odd status. Efficiency!"

Second dev: "Why use simple modulo math when you can just outsource your basic arithmetic to a GPT model? That's 500KB of code and a $10 API bill to determine if a number is divisible by 2."

The evolution of problem-solving in 2023: from hilariously inefficient to absurdly overcomplicated. Because nothing says "modern software engineering" like turning a one-line function into an enterprise-grade AI solution with cloud dependencies.

Next week: "IsPositive() function now requires stable internet connection and cryptocurrency wallet."

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