The Great Frontend Amnesia

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So instead of just typing your phone number like a normal human being, you now have to... pick a color? And somehow that color magically translates into a phone number? Someone really looked at a standard registration form and thought "you know what this needs? More unnecessary steps and confusion." The UI designer probably pitched this as "innovative" and "user-friendly" while the backend dev was silently screaming into the void. Because nothing says security and convenience like converting #088285 into +13 (057) 735-4717. What's next, drawing your password in interpretive dance? The best part? Try explaining to your grandma that her phone number is now "teal" instead of just... her phone number. Peak UX design right here.

The AUDACITY of developers to describe their job with such grandiose terms! 💅 From "I design and build complex software systems" (yawn) to the more modest "I create websites and applications" (still pretentious), until we descend into the brutally honest "I write text on a computer" and "I press keys on a keyboard." But that final form—"I force electrons to do math"—is where the cosmic enlightenment happens! It's like watching someone's ego deflate and then suddenly TRANSCEND to quantum physics! The brain gets more illuminated with each level of self-awareness. Next time someone asks what I do, I'm skipping straight to "electron taskmaster" and watching their face melt.

Content you know how to code? lot learn to network first. you don't know DSA? gtfo all this is good but recession is here lol where are your blogs? windows is shit learn linux blockchain is the future ai is going to eat your job lol indian influencer recommending the best language to learn in 2023. microservice is shit comeback to monolith algoexpert ad faang is the only randomly popping in way to success learn this new is framework do open source students trying to checkout moio learn CS in 2022-23 where are your green squares? mass firing everywhere software is not real lol