Dare you enter my abstract factory?

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YOU COME ACROSS AN ABSTRACT SINGLETON FACTORY BEAN FOREST! I, THE SENIOR JAVA DEV HAVE CREATED THE OOP HELL YOU SEE BEFORE YOU! STOP INJECTING YOUR HORRIBLE PRACTICES INTO OUR CODEBASE TO SORT YOUR LIST, ACEABLE PLEMENTABLE FLEABLE ABSTRACT INTERCEPTOR-DRIVEN DEFINITION DECORATORS AS FAR AS YOU CAN INJECT! DARE YOU ENTER MY MAGICAL REALM? YOU ARE CREATING AN OBJECT TO GET MAXINT, INT) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. YOU ARE USING MY UTILS LIB YOU MUST EXTEND AND OVERLOAD THE. THE SORT CLASS HAS GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTED A COMPARER DELEGATE