The Programmer's Emotional Rollercoaster

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The Programmer's Emotional Rollercoaster

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The duality of developer existence in one perfect image! Cackling maniacally at jokes about null pointers and race conditions, then immediately transitioning to existential dread when facing your own codebase. That brief dopamine hit from understanding obscure programming humor is the only thing sustaining us through the 47 merge conflicts waiting in our pull request. Nothing quite matches the cognitive dissonance of finding regex jokes hilarious while simultaneously forgetting how to write a basic for loop in your actual job.

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