The Programmer's Emotional Rollercoaster

Content 0. 4G ull E53 19:32 X rAskReddit uProredditOr 11h What is the Stupidest solution to a problem that actually worked? Advice 1 72 J 146 Share BEST COMMENTS mOle 11h I think my favourite IT story (not mine) is the server that needed to be rebooted whenever it froze completely. The mcguyver solution? Get an old pc with a CD drive, and every time it loses connection to the server it ejects the CD tray, which has a poking stick attached, which hits the reset button. The line between genius and insanity was definitely blurry there. Reply 7 more replies 137 J Add a comment

Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of the tech world in one perfect image! 😱 On the left, some poor soul announces they've literally BENT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS by creating a TIME MACHINE—you know, just casually REVOLUTIONIZING HUMAN EXISTENCE—and nobody gives a flying function about it! Meanwhile, the person on the right is absolutely SWARMED with media attention for... wait for it... "7 JavaScript libraries you should know about." SEVEN! LIBRARIES! The horror! The drama! The sheer absurdity of our priorities as a species! This is why we can't have nice things like time travel, people! We're too busy chasing the next hot npm package that will be deprecated faster than you can say "node_modules"! 💅

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The eternal dance of software development in four panels! The customer complains about slowness, and the developer responds with a deadpan "ok" - classic engineering apathy. But then, plot twist! The developer actually optimizes the code for 200% performance improvement, and instead of celebration, the customer's response is pure product management energy: "great now we can add more features." This is why we can't have nice things in tech. You optimize the codebase only for it to become a justification to pile on more technical debt. The performance gains aren't for user experience—they're just to make room for more bloat!

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Content Anonymous 091016(Sat)12:30:37 No.56532656 how do i compile and run c what text editor would make this easiest to do so i don't have to dl 1000000 things to make it work i an brand new to this whole programming thing nothing makes sense sorry