C Plus Plus In JavaScript

for loop Programming languages Cpp Syntax Language confusion Increment operator Code-joke

Javascript Programming Webdev C++

11 months ago 409,802 views 0 shares

C Plus Plus In JavaScript

javascript-memes, cpp-memes, programming-memes, syntax-memes, for-loop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Buddy thinks he's using C++ in JavaScript because he's incrementing a variable with c++ in a for loop. That's like saying you're fluent in French because you can say "omelette du fromage." The bottom panel shows the appropriate response from seasoned developers - immediate physical violence. Nature is healing.

More Like This

Offff Accurate

Javascript Java Frontend Backend

2 years ago 116.0K views 0 shares

offffAccurate | javascript-memes, java-memes, mac-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content lbaum oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit" but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. 7:03 AM Oct 30, 2015 Twitterrific for Mac

This all started because "switch" is a reserved word in Javascript.

Javascript Java Frontend Backend

1 year ago 107.0K views 0 shares

This all started because "switch" is a reserved word in Javascript. | javascript-memes, java-memes, function-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1 2 let svitches- 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0, 0; function Sven (svitch) if (svitches svitch0)svitches svitch1else svitches svitch0 4 5

Please Don't Install Malware Using NPM

Javascript Webdev Security Programming Frontend

6 months ago 319.1K views 0 shares

Please Don't Install Malware Using NPM

Ah yes, the JavaScript ecosystem's finest moment: people literally typing npm i malware and hitting enter. The package is 9 years old, hasn't been updated since, and somehow still claims 12 victims weekly. This is why we can't have nice things in the npm registry. Some dev probably thought "surely nobody would be dumb enough to install something LITERALLY called malware" and yet here we are, with a steady heartbeat on that download graph. Those 12 weekly downloads are either security researchers, extremely curious cats with disposable VMs, or the same intern who keeps running rm -rf / "just to see what happens."

There is a right answer.

Javascript Linux Backend

3 years ago 124.9K views 0 shares

There is a right answer. | json-memes, c-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Screw zodiac signs, how do you align your JSON files? A B C "menu": "id":"file", "value": "File", "popup": "menuitem": "value": "New", "onclick": "CreateNeWDoc ( )" , "value":"Open", "onclick": "OpenDoc () " , "value":"close", "onclick": "CloseDoc ()" "menu": "id": "file" "value": "File" "popup": "menuitem": I "value": "New", "onclick": "CreateNeWDoc ( )" , "value": "Open", "onclick": "OpenDoc ( )" "menu" "id":"file" "value": "File' "popup": "menuitem": "value": "New" "onclick": "CreateNeWDoc ( ) "value": "Open" "onclick": "OpenDoc () "value": "Close", "onclick": "CloseDoc ()" "value": "Close" "onclick": "CloseDoc ()"

Different reactions to New App Idea's

Javascript Frontend

3 years ago 79.2K views 0 shares

Different reactions to New App Idea's | react-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content reacting to a new app idea: user manager desioner develoner

Screw JavaScript

Javascript Java Frontend Backend

1 year ago 111.1K views 0 shares

Screw JavaScript | javascript-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content The Father Is Not The Son Is G 0 Is Not The Holy Spirit Christianity "O JavaScript hs joihs