C Plus Plus In JavaScript

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C Plus Plus In JavaScript

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Buddy thinks he's using C++ in JavaScript because he's incrementing a variable with c++ in a for loop. That's like saying you're fluent in French because you can say "omelette du fromage." The bottom panel shows the appropriate response from seasoned developers - immediate physical violence. Nature is healing.

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