They're Called Users

While the Alpha and Beta males are locked in their eternal, ridiculous hammer-and-anvil struggle, the TRUE software genius sits back with their documentation, waiting for the stable release. GASP! The audacity of skipping all that early-adopter drama! Why waste precious life force on buggy alpha builds when you can swoop in post-launch with a fully functional product? The rest of us MERE MORTALS are out here beta testing like unpaid interns while Final Release Guy is living in 3023 with actual working code. Simply scandalous!

When they say "comment your code," I don't think they meant copying instructions from a pizza box. But honestly, this is more helpful than most comments I've seen in production. At least it's clear what you need to do! Unlike that one function named "doStuff()" with a comment that just says "magic happens here." If only debugging were as simple as opening a box before eating pizza—though both activities do tend to happen at midnight while questioning your life choices.

Content I WRITE UNIT TESTS FOR ALL MY CODE TESTING... APL.... LOGIN..OK PAYMENT PP LENGTH. CMS. OK OK OK GARABATOKID BUT WHO TESTS THE TESTS? WHO!?

That moment when you ignore all the "best practices" and write code that looks like a crime scene—yet somehow it's the only solution that works. The cat's transition from judgmental stare to sunglasses-wearing swagger is basically your ego going from "I might be doing this wrong" to "I'm a misunderstood genius and you're all peasants." Sure, your professor is silently judging your variable names like 'temp1' and 'stuff', but who's laughing now? Not the 30 classmates with perfectly formatted, non-functional code.

Content I skipped tests to build the jar and see if it's working. You're not allowed to production without 100 coverage. test exclude 'comp ? I'll write JUnits after manual testing. Moving to QA. Agree. Let's push it. ProarammerHumor.io

Content Benny 27 ,ZzZ BennyPeake Dec 16 Replying to fullbright and studioanisa During a school project we had a segfault that would happen at the very end of our game Rather than spend hours debugging b4 our presentation we just took a screen shot of the end screen and set that as the desktop wallpaper so when it crashed to desktop it looked like the end 21 17 276 2.3K Steve Gaynor fullbright Dec 16 yyyeeesssssss 17 94