They're Called Users

The duality of agile development in its purest form. During sprint planning, you're a majestic lion roaring confidently: "We'll implement the entire authentication system, refactor the database, AND add three new features!" Two weeks later at the retrospective, you're that derpy lion meme mumbling "So... we managed to fix one button and it only breaks in Safari sometimes." The circle of sprint life continues, and nobody learns a thing.

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Deciphering regex is exactly like being an archaeologist trying to translate ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but a magnifying glass and sheer determination. That cryptic pattern of slashes, dots, asterisks, and parentheses might as well be sacred texts carved by a civilization that communicated exclusively in escape characters. The worst part? You wrote it yourself six months ago and left zero comments. Now you're squinting at ^(?:(?:\w+:)?\/\/)?(?:[\w-]+\.)+[a-z]{2,}(?::\d+)?(?:\/\S*)?$ wondering if it's validating a URL or summoning an elder god.

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