Legacy Systems Of Tomorrow

Technical debt Job hopping Refactoring Code maintenance Developer ethics Legacy code Software engineering Career strategy Dependency hell Tech industry

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Legacy Systems Of Tomorrow

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Ah, the classic "it's not my problem anymore" approach to software engineering! Instead of wrestling with that spaghetti code monstrosity you helped create, just bail and let some poor unsuspecting dev inherit your mess. Technical debt? More like technical inheritance tax for the next sucker. It's basically the software equivalent of leaving dirty dishes in the sink and moving to a new apartment. Brilliant strategy until you realize the industry is smaller than you think and someday you might get hired to maintain your own abandoned dumpster fire. Karma comes full circle when you're in the interview and see your old codebase on the screen.

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