The Ultimate Tech Job Cheat Code

Oh sweet coding gods, behold the miracle of modern software development! A tiny dog somehow balancing precariously on three bottles labeled with the holy trinity of self-taught programming: Stack Overflow, GitHub, and some JavaScript framework that changes every 3.5 seconds! This is LITERALLY every self-taught developer's career in one image - constantly on the verge of catastrophic collapse, yet somehow still standing through the divine intervention of copy-pasted code, documentation we pretend to read, and tutorials we watch at 2x speed. The only thing keeping us from being exposed as complete frauds is these three sacred pillars and the audacity to keep pushing to production anyway!

Content When the issue doesn't reproduce while showing to developers.. Testers: Dude you are embarrassing me in front of the wizards

Content YOUR CODE EATS UP A TON OF MEMORY FOR A SIMPLE TASK MEMORY IS CHEAP

Content COME OUTSIDE, CHRISI It's the most perfect EVER! (NO' UNES WWW.PRGUITARMAN.COM found on devrontio posted by aytac

The irony of a customer service rep telling a programmer to clear the cache is like a civilian telling a bomb technician to cut the red wire. "Have you tried clearing your cache?" is literally our first debugging mantra, right after turning it off and on again. It's the sacred incantation we've been mumbling under our breath since our first stack overflow error. Next they'll be telling me to check if my computer is plugged in or suggesting I update my browser. The audacity.

Content Junior engineer Me when no one talks to me Senior engineer Me when everyone wants to talk to me nobody needs me what do you all want from me