The evolution of every senior developer's relationship with bugs:
First, you're naive. "I'll fix this bug right away!" you declare with the enthusiasm of someone who still believes in clean code.
Then comes the bargaining phase. "It's not a bug if I can't reproduce it. Must be user error." *closes ticket*
Finally, enlightenment: "That weird behavior when you click exactly 7 times while holding Shift? Yeah, that's a 'feature' we totally planned. Find it in the documentation we'll write someday."
Ten years in and I've mastered all three stages before my morning coffee.