Tech layoffs got us browsing Indeed like: Finally, a job posting that's honest about compensation! "$60K-$100K a year (if we find treasure) " is basically the same energy as those startup offers with "competitive salary + equity in our revolutionary platform." The job requirements are refreshingly straightforward too. No "15+ years experience in a 5-year-old framework" or "ninja rockstar guru wizard" nonsense. Just sailing, drinking, and singing - which is honestly more appealing than "must thrive in fast-paced environment" and "be a self-motivated team player." At this point, becoming a pirate might actually offer better work-life balance than most tech jobs. And hey, no daily standups unless you're literally standing on a plank!

Three-headed dragon meme showing the naming convention struggle. Two fierce heads labeled "camelCase" and "snake_case" represent proper coding standards. Then there's the derpy third head with its tongue out labeled "This_Thing" – the abomination that combines both conventions and makes senior devs contemplate career changes. The code review is going to be brutal.