The Div Is Finally Centered

The industry keeps inventing new terms to sell the same old drag-and-drop builders. First it was "low-code/no-code" platforms promising to make developers obsolete. Now it's "vibe code" - same cheap knockoff but with a trendy rebrand. It's like putting a fedora on a WYSIWYG editor and calling it innovative. Meanwhile, actual developers are sitting back watching management fall for buzzwords that'll be abandoned faster than a Git repository after the startup funding dries up.

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VS Code users staring blankly at their life choices while WebStorm, CLion, and DataGrip users are doing interpretive dance with their CPU usage. One IDE, zero thoughts. Three IDEs, zero available RAM. The duality of development.

You know that sweet, sweet moment when your build finally passes and you're feeling like a coding god? Then you notice the only thing standing between you and victory was... unused imports. Not logic errors, not race conditions, not some cursed memory leak—just variables you imported and forgot about like old gym memberships. The relief is real but also slightly embarrassing. It's like preparing for a boss fight and realizing you were just battling your own shoelaces. Your linter is out here doing the Lord's work, keeping your codebase clean while you're over here importing half of npm for a single function.

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