When Even The Final Boss Is Stumped

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When Even The Final Boss Is Stumped

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That moment when your final hope crumbles into dust. You've spent days battling a bug, finally swallowing your pride to ask the all-knowing software architect for help... only to watch them stare into the abyss of your code with the same existential dread. Now you're both just sasquatches contemplating the lake of despair. The food chain of debugging has failed us all.

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