The hardest choices require the strongest wills... and the most questionable git practices. Nothing quite captures the silent horror of development like nuking an entire branch to fix a merge conflict. Sure, you could have spent hours carefully resolving each conflict line by line, but why bother when you can just snap your fingers and make half your codebase disappear? The staging branch was a small price to pay for salvation. Your team might be planning your funeral right now, but hey—the build is passing!
A Small Sacrifice For Git Salvation
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