All You Get In Return Are White Shortcuts And Utter Disappointment!

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All You Get In Return Are White Shortcuts And Utter Disappointment!

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The digital equivalent of stealing a car only to realize you've just taken the keys. Copying a game shortcut is the peak of childhood tech optimism, followed swiftly by the crushing reality that shortcuts are just pointers, not the actual files. It's like trying to drink coffee from a photo of a mug. The blank stare of disappointment when you double-click that white icon at home is a rite of passage that's created more future IT professionals than any computer science degree.

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