Buckshot Roulette: Python Edition

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Buckshot Roulette: Python Edition

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Ah, Russian Roulette for your Windows machine. A 1 in 6 chance of deleting System32, the digital equivalent of shooting yourself in the motherboard. The creepy anime character's smile says it all - they've seen many a developer's soul leave their body after running this script. Pro tip: Always keep your resume updated when playing with random number generators and system directories.

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