Launchers Memes

Remember when you could just double-click a game and... play it? Yeah, those were simpler times. Now launching a single game requires navigating through more layers than a Russian nesting doll. First Steam has to update itself (obviously), then Ubisoft Connect needs to verify you're not a pirate, then Denuvo Anti-Cheat wants to inspect your soul, and FINALLY you get to the actual game. By then you've lost the will to play and just scroll Reddit instead. The matryoshka doll metaphor is painfully accurate here. Each launcher is just another unnecessary barrier between you and actually playing the game you paid for. It's like needing four different keys to unlock your own front door. Gaming in 2024: where the real boss battle is getting past the DRM.

Ah, the universal gamer solidarity against the bane of PC gaming existence. Nothing unites the gaming community quite like the collective disdain for having to install yet another launcher just to play a single game. Each publisher insisting you need their special software to launch their precious intellectual property. Origin, Ubisoft Connect, Epic Games Store, Rockstar, EA, 2K, Bethesda... it's like needing a different key for every door in your house. Meanwhile, your RAM weeps silently in the background as eight different launchers run simultaneously, each one updating when you least expect it. Just let me play the damn game already.