I Won't Let You Go

Content 1 Windows Task Manager (Not Responding) File Options View Windows Help Applications Processes Services Performance Networking Users Task Status End Task Switch To New Task... Ironic he could save others from death but not himself.

Oh, the corporate laptop as a job security oracle! 🔮 Dell = 3 strikes policy. Classic corporate America with its rigid HR policies. "Did you try rebooting your career?" MacBook = startup life in a nutshell. Your job security is directly proportional to the VC's bank account. Hope those ping pong tables were worth it! Lenovo ThinkPad = government job stability. The laptop that survives nuclear blasts and the employee who survives every round of layoffs. Both equally indestructible. And if HP had made the list? Probably "Your printer will jam before your career does."

Content SAY THE LINE, WINDOWS COMMAND PROMPT. LS IS NOT RECOGNIZED AS AN INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL COMMAND OPERABLE PROGRAM ORBATCHFILE

Ah, the rare sight of someone who actually paid for WinRAR. The nobility of the 18th century had powdered wigs and fancy coats. The nobility of the digital age? People who click "Buy" instead of "Close" on that 40-day trial reminder that's been popping up since 1997. Truly the aristocracy of our time.

Content User Device: Can I hear a Windows Joke? Windows: no response User Device: Can I hear a Windows Joke? Windows: no response User Device: Can I hear a Windows Joke? Windows: Why did the chicken cross the road? Windows: Why did the chicken cross the road? Windows: Why did the chicken cross the road? Windows: To get to the other side Windows: To get to the other side Windows: To get to the other sid... joke.exe has stopped working, restart?

Content thiznovacaine curiosityandcode Follow What I say: I'm a computer science major. What people hear: I can resolve any tech issue you have ever or will ever have on any machine that exists in this universe. I am jacked into the Matrix at all times. I am the IT god. Look upon me and despair. What I mean: Sometimes I try to tell the computer to do something and I cry when it doesn't work. Source: gadsworth 1,923 notes 17