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The eternal paradox of computer maintenance! Two buttons, both promising destruction. Left button: "Clean your PC and break it." Right button: "Do not clean your PC and break it." That sweaty forehead moment when you realize computers are basically quantum objects - they exist in a superposition of "about to break" regardless of what you do. Cleaning registry files? Break. Ignoring that sketchy driver update? Also break. The universe has exactly one constant: your PC's desire to spectacularly malfunction at the worst possible moment.

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal OS war continues! 💻 This meme is basically the tech version of a street gang declaration but with OPERATING SYSTEMS instead of territories! These brave souls have dramatically renounced Windows and pledged their undying loyalty to Linux like it's some kind of blood oath. The sheer AUDACITY of declaring your OS allegiance with such conviction! As if choosing between operating systems is the modern-day equivalent of picking sides in an epic battle. Meanwhile, Mac users are probably sipping their lattes somewhere wondering why these peasants are fighting over scraps when they could just sell a kidney for a MacBook. 🙄

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The great OS debate, visualized as an IQ bell curve. On the left side, we've got the "I need Linux for programming" crowd—the beginners who think installing Ubuntu makes them elite hackers. In the middle, at the peak of intelligence, are the pragmatists who just want an OS that helps them ship code without fighting their tools. Then on the right, we loop back to "I need Linux for programming" again—but this time it's the bearded terminal wizards who've customized their Arch install to the point where only they can use it. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned the hard truth: the best OS is whichever one lets you focus on solving actual problems instead of configuring your damn package manager. But we'll all keep having this fight until the heat death of the universe anyway.

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Content Janis Kluge jakluge 17h Due to sanctions, Russia is switching from Windows to Linux. The government wants to force domestic programmers to convert their software. But there are doubts: Many systems will have to be rebuilt from scratch, and there are few Linux experts around. kommersant.rudoc5570730 48 17 237 740 8 Kait i airenni Replying to jakluge You can't throw a political enemy out a fourth-floor Linux, though. 11:09 AM 20 Sep 22 Twitter for Android ProdrammerHumor.io