The Entire Internet Depending On Cloudflare

The digital equivalent of building a skyscraper on toothpicks. When Cloudflare sneezes, half the internet calls in sick. Remember that 2022 outage when we all suddenly discovered how many services were secretly running on their CDN? Nothing like watching DevOps teams worldwide simultaneously open Slack to type "It's not just us, right?" while frantically checking status pages that are—plot twist—also hosted on Cloudflare.

And AWS is just chilling there as the middle support, pretending they've never caused a similar panic. The internet's not distributed—it's just a very elaborate game of Jenga being played by a handful of cloud providers.