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Me 3 Minutes Ago Testing The Skribbl.io Status

Me 3 Minutes Ago Testing The Skribbl.io Status
BEHOLD! The TRANSFORMATION that occurs when you type ping skribbl.io in PowerShell! Suddenly you're not just checking server status - you're a CYBER DEMIGOD with glowing peripherals and the confidence of someone who just prevented World War III by confirming their drawing game is operational! The DRAMA of waiting for those millisecond response times! The SUSPENSE! Will you be able to play pictionary tonight or will your evening be UTTERLY DESTROYED? The sheer POWER you feel when those packets come back successful is more intoxicating than any energy drink could ever be!

I Don't Think That Goes In The Console

I Don't Think That Goes In The Console
Someone at Microsoft thought writing C code in PowerShell was a brilliant idea. That's like trying to perform brain surgery with a pizza cutter. The tab literally says "PowerShell" but they're writing C code with main() and argc/argv parameters—the terminal equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. Microsoft finally upgrading the default terminal while developers everywhere scream internally at whoever created this promo image. Ten bucks says the person who made this screenshot has "proficient in C++" on their resume but thinks pointers are what you use to click things.

If You Ever Feel Useless

If You Ever Feel Useless
Ah, the irony of Microsoft documenting how to install PowerShell on Linux! It's like finding installation instructions for a vegetarian restaurant inside a steakhouse. For years, Microsoft and Linux were sworn enemies—Steve Ballmer once called Linux "a cancer." Fast forward to today, and Microsoft is teaching you how to use their tools on their former arch-nemesis's platform. That's like Darth Vader writing a guidebook on how to build a better lightsaber for Luke. The real kicker? Most Linux admins would rather eat their mechanical keyboard key by key than use PowerShell when they have perfectly good Bash. It's the documentation equivalent of building a bridge that nobody asked for and nobody will cross.

How Do You Do, Fellow PowerShell Programmers

How Do You Do, Fellow PowerShell Programmers
When you've copy-pasted enough Stack Overflow solutions to make PowerShell bend to your will, but have absolutely no idea what any of those $_ variables or pipe operators actually do. You're just one Get-Help command away from being exposed as a complete fraud, but hey, as long as the script runs without crashing the production server, you're technically a "PowerShell programmer"... right? Right?!

If You Ever Feel Useless

ifYouEverFeelUseless | linux-memes, web-memes, website-memes, ux-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes, microsoft-memes, documentation-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content If you ever feel useless, remember this is an actual article on Microsoft's website Microsoft Documentation Docs PowerShell Scripting E Table of contents Installing PowerShell on Linux FASTENANTARAT

Seriously No Contestants Needed

seriouslyNoContestantsNeeded | test-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Powershell The worst CLI ever Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture They're the same picture.

I'm guilty

I'm guilty | windows-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content . Windows PowerShell What is my purpose? You start cmd

Learn alphabet with programming languages

Learn alphabet with programming languages | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, java-memes, unix-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, vba-memes, windows-memes, scala-memes, powershell-memes, matlab-memes, shell-memes, kotlin-memes, dart-memes, c-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A for Ada B for Basic C for C D for Dart E for ECMAScript F for Fortran G for Go H for HTML I for IDL J for Java K for Kotlin L for Lustre M for MATLAB N for NXC O for OCaml P for PHP Q for QML R for Rust S for Scala T for Tex U for Unix shell V for VBA W for Windows Powershell X for XSLT Y for YaBasic Z for Zig ProarammerHumor.io

Excellent Meme Format For Dev Opinions

excellentMemeFormatForDevOpinions | excel-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Kevin linguinelabs Zsh oh-my-zsh powerlevel10k vs PowerShell ALENE IS 2024 PARIS 202 2024 PARIS 202 ToKy 0000 41 SERIES 10 10 00000 38 Proaramme

Powershell Oh Powershell

powershellOhPowershell | powershell-memes, shell-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content FoR CHRISTMAS I WANT A 13 DRAGON! IWISH FOR POWERSHEILTO BE LESS VERBOSE limgfip.com BE REALISTIC WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON

Unstoppable Force Meets An Immovable Object

unstoppableForceMeetsAnImmovableObject | python-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes, object-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHY USE POWERSHELL WHEN I CAN JUSTUSE SHELL AND PYTHON WHY USE TWO LANGUAGES WHEN YOU CAN JUST USE ONE?

I swear that powershell cmdlet is real

I swear that powershell cmdlet is real | hacker-memes, regex-memes, bash-memes, powershell-memes, shell-memes, http-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Reading bash for the first time feels like talking to a 5 year old cat sample grep -v a I sort - r Reading powershell for the first time feels like talking to a typical movie hacker PS C: Disable-NetAdapterEncapsulatedPacketTaskoffload -InterfaceDescription "description" -EncapsulationType NVGRE -ThrottleLimit 0 -IncludeHidden -InformationActi Reading regex for the first time feels someone in the room is having a stroke and its probably you (httphttpsftp): 2(a-zA-ZO-9-..a-zA-Z2,4)(: 0-9)?? (a-zA-Zo-91-1.121, '1111amp;) ProarammerHumor.io