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Ah yes, the classic clickbait article about asynchronous operations where the numbers are completely out of order. Because that's the joke – asynchronous code doesn't execute in the sequence you wrote it. Your callback functions will return whenever they damn well please, just like these list items. The author didn't mess up the numbering; they're just demonstrating the chaotic reality of async programming where "3" finishes before "1" and your sanity slowly dissolves into a puddle of Promise.all() rejections.

SWEET MOTHER OF FORM DESIGN, what unholy abomination is THIS?! Someone took perfectly normal month names and BUTCHERED them into a three-column massacre! January is "j-an-uary"?! MARCH is "m-a-rch"?! WHO HURT YOU, FRONTEND DEVELOPER?! 😱 And that day field set to ZERO? Because apparently being born on the 0th day of the month is totally a thing now! Not to mention defaulting to 1900 like we're all time-traveling vampires filling out paperwork. This isn't UI design—it's a crime against humanity's sanity!

Grandpa Simpson is basically every senior dev watching juniors slap flex justify-between items-center p-4 rounded-md shadow-lg on everything without understanding what a float is. The CSS purists are sitting on their tree stumps of righteousness while the rest of us are just trying to ship products without writing 200 lines of media queries. Yes, frameworks can be overkill, but have you tried centering a div without one? That's the real horror story.

Ah, the ancient battle between CSS debugging techniques. At the top, we have the rookie move: slapping a border: 1px solid red; on everything to see where your elements are breaking. But below, the true enlightened approach: console.log() – because why visually identify problems when you can dump 47 objects into your console and pretend you're actually reading them? After two decades in this industry, I've evolved from red borders to console logs and back to red borders at least 600 times. The circle of debugging life continues.

Ah, the classic "send us your localhost URL" response. Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like sharing a link only your own computer can access. These geniuses are essentially saying "Check out my amazing work at an address that literally translates to 'my computer'." It's like inviting someone to dinner at "my house" without providing the address. The best part is they're responding to a recruitment call with the digital equivalent of "trust me bro, it works on my machine."

Ah, the classic Reddit ASCII Snoo recruitment technique. Nothing says "we need developers" like hiding job ads in the console where only the curious nerds will find them. It's like leaving cheese in a mousetrap, except the cheese is a job opportunity and the mouse is a developer who can't help but inspect every website they visit. Twenty years in the industry and companies are still pulling the "How do you do, fellow hackers?" routine. Gotta respect the hustle though—beats those "we're like a family" job listings.