Normal Day As A Dev

The ultimate solution to your version control woes! This developer just wrote the most efficient .gitignore file in history: * (literally just an asterisk). Why waste time specifying hundreds of file patterns when you can simply tell Git to ignore EVERYTHING? Then just manually add the few files you actually want to track. It's like burning down your house to avoid cleaning it. Pure chaotic genius that would make any senior developer simultaneously laugh and cry.

That magical moment when you've spent 45 minutes troubleshooting why your Git push is failing, only to realize you're still using your password instead of a personal access token. The butterfly represents that elusive token you created six months ago and promptly forgot about. GitHub's like "Nice try with that password from 2019, but we've moved on. Maybe you should too." The eternal dance of modern authentication vs. your stubborn muscle memory continues...

Someone just discovered they've been using 'Write' mode instead of 'Append' mode and nuked their entire Program.cs file. The kind of mistake that makes you stare at your screen in silence for a solid minute before checking if you committed recently. Spoiler: they probably didn't. File I/O operations have claimed another victim, and somewhere a senior dev is whispering "this is why we use version control" into the void.

GitHub sits there looking all professional and composed with its version control and CI/CD pipelines. StackOverflow is giving you that knowing smirk because it's seen every cursed question you've ever asked at 3 AM. And then there's your actual code—a beautiful disaster that somehow combines the worst parts of both copy-pasted solutions from SO and those "temporary" commits you swore you'd clean up before pushing to main. The real horror is that your codebase is literally a Frankenstein's monster stitched together from Stack Overflow answers, each solving one specific problem but creating three new ones when combined. GitHub hosts it with a straight face while StackOverflow keeps providing the organs for your creation. Meanwhile, your code is just vibing in production, held together by duct tape, prayer, and that one function nobody dares to refactor because "if it works, don't touch it."

British devs pronouncing "init" like "innit" (their slang for "isn't it") is the kind of linguistic coincidence that makes git commands feel like proper British banter. Meanwhile, American devs are over here saying "in-it" like cavemen who never watched a single episode of Top Gear. The Drake meme format really drives home the superiority complex here. Rejecting the boring American pronunciation? Nah mate. Embracing the cheeky British version that sounds like you're questioning someone's life choices? Absolutely brilliant, innit?

Ah yes, the classic "please review my PR" followed by yet another abstract factory implementation. The face of pure disappointment says it all. Nothing quite like asking a colleague to review your code only to subject them to the 17th implementation of a design pattern that could've been a simple function. The cat's expression is the universal symbol for "I died a little inside reading this code."