How Do People Even Make Stuff Lmao

Imposter syndrome Project planning Coding knowledge Ambitious projects Stackoverflow dependency Learning curve Tech dreams Coding struggles Project scope

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How Do People Even Make Stuff Lmao

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The AUDACITY of my brain to think I can build a full-stack AI-powered blockchain app with real-time everything when I can barely remember how to center a div! 💀 The gap between my grandiose vision and my actual knowledge is so vast you could fit the entire npm registry in it. Meanwhile, I'm over here Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time while my project plan looks like it was written by a tech CEO during a fever dream.

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