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With The Database Gone There Is No Need To Center Div Anymore

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1 year ago 394,298 views 0 shares

With The Database Gone There Is No Need To Center Div Anymore

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Frontend dev: "I can't center this div!"

Backend dev: "Hold my coffee, I'll help."

*5 minutes later*

Frontend dev: "THE DATABASE IS GONE?!"

Backend dev: "Well, technically you don't need to center that div anymore..."

And that's why we don't let backend devs touch CSS. They'd rather nuke production than figure out display: flex; justify-content: center;

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