I Agree

The classic tech industry paradox in four panels. Companies scream about dev shortages while rejecting perfectly good candidates. Meanwhile, entry-level devs can't even get interviews because they need 5 years of experience in a 2-year-old framework and a PhD in quantum computing to qualify for a junior position. The hiring manager's solution? Violence, apparently. Much easier than fixing broken ATS systems that filter out qualified candidates or reconsidering those "entry-level" job descriptions requiring 10 years of experience.

The perfect Catch-22 of modern web development. The captcha asks you to select squares with bugs, but the entire grid is filled with obfuscated JavaScript that looks like it was written by someone having a seizure on their keyboard. That code is the digital equivalent of finding a spider nest in your bathroom - horrifying, incomprehensible, and you're not sure whether to debug it or burn down the whole server. Those hex values and nonsensical variable names? That's what your code looks like after three consecutive all-nighters fueled by nothing but Red Bull and desperation. The real question is: do you click on all squares because the code is definitely buggy, or hit skip because technically those are features, not bugs? After all, "it works on my machine."

Browsing a site that collects leaked API keys, feeling all smug and superior... until that horrifying moment when you spot your own credentials in the list. Nothing humbles a developer faster than realizing you're the very security disaster you've been laughing at. Pro tip: rotate those keys before posting screenshots on Stack Overflow, genius!

The eternal struggle between CSS and JavaScript in a nutshell! CSS knows with absolute certainty that links are purple after they've been visited (the :visited pseudo-class has traditionally defaulted to purple in browsers). Meanwhile, JavaScript is having an existential crisis thinking the link is blue, then questioning its own color perception abilities. Fun fact: JavaScript actually can't access the true styling of visited links for security reasons - browsers restrict this to prevent history sniffing attacks. So JS is literally colorblind when it comes to :visited links! Poor JavaScript, forever doomed to see unvisited styles only.

YouTube's bizarre priority system in action. Ignores the hellscape of AI misinformation, CP bots, and scam ads with a casual shrug. But spot an AdBlock user? Suddenly it's DEFCON 1 with spotlights and sirens. Classic corporate security theater - ignore the house fire but chase down the guy who didn't pay for the premium garden hose upgrade.

You innocently change a single CSS property, expecting a minor tweak. Your website responds by transforming into a shocked Pikachu—completely broken and utterly baffled by your audacity. That margin-left: 2px; somehow shifted your entire navigation bar into another dimension. The cosmic law of frontend development: no matter how insignificant the change, CSS will find a way to make your layout question its entire existence.