I Agree

Ah, the eternal battle of text editors vs. modern web frameworks. Our dapper gentleman here is rejecting the bloated monstrosity that is modern JavaScript frameworks (looking at you, Vue.js) in favor of the humble 'ed' text editor - possibly the most minimalist text editor in existence. For the uninitiated, 'ed' is a line-oriented text editor from the 1970s that makes vim look like a luxury cruise ship. It's basically what you'd use if you wanted your coding experience to be as painful as possible, but hey, at least it won't eat 500MB of RAM just to change a string. The hardest of the hardcore Unix veterans still swear by it, right before they start ranting about kids these days with their fancy syntax highlighting and autocompletion.

You know that side project you started with pure intentions and a clean architecture? Yeah, that one. You told yourself it'd take 2 days max—just a simple MVP to validate the idea. Fast forward one month and your codebase looks like someone tried to untangle headphones in a tornado. Each "small feature" brought three dependencies, two refactors, and one existential crisis about whether you should've just used a monorepo. The real tragedy? You're still not done. There's always just one more feature before you can ship. Authentication can wait, but dark mode? Absolutely critical. The cycle continues until your "weekend project" becomes a legacy system you're too emotionally invested to abandon. Pro tip: That tangled mess of cables is actually a more organized system than your project's dependency graph at this point.

Nothing screams "I'm definitely not automating my job" quite like scheduling your vacation days around when your OAuth tokens expire. Your coworker's taking PTO every 30 days? Every 60 days? Buddy, that's not work-life balance, that's a cron job with extra steps. The real pros have their token refresh logic so bulletproof they could disappear for months. But this guy? He's out here manually logging back in like it's 2015. Either his refresh token implementation is held together with duct tape and prayers, or he's just really bad at hiding the fact he's running scripts that keep him "online" while he's actually on a beach somewhere. Pro tip: If you're gonna automate yourself out of daily work, at least randomize your PTO requests. The pattern recognition is giving you away faster than a 500 error on production.

Remember when building a cross-platform desktop app seemed like a good idea? Just wrap an entire Chromium browser around your glorified calculator app, they said. It'll be fine, they said. Now every todo list app on your machine is basically running its own copy of Chrome, each one hogging more RAM than your entire OS did in 2010. Your 32GB of RAM? Gone. Your fans spinning up for a chat app? Normal. Your CPU crying because you opened Slack, VS Code, Discord, and Spotify at the same time? Just another Tuesday. The real kicker? RAM prices are skyrocketing because everyone's buying GPUs for AI training, so now you get to pay premium prices to run five instances of Chromium just to check your messages. What a time to be alive.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of our expectations vs. reality! You dream of becoming a tech SUPERHERO with your fancy multi-monitor setup—surrounded by holographic displays, controlling the digital universe with your fingertips like some kind of coding wizard! 💫 But then REALITY comes crashing down harder than a server during Black Friday sales! Two crusty beige monitors from the Jurassic era, mismatched resolutions, different brightness levels, and the pièce de résistance—a water jug strategically placed to block your view! The dream of productivity MURDERED by cable management nightmares and display settings that refuse to cooperate! We've gone from Iron Man to Iron Can't-Even-Make-These-Screens-The-Same-Height Man! 🤦‍♂️

That moment when you click on "How to Make a Game" and somehow end up with 15 years of CSS padding nightmares and JavaScript framework churn. The classic bait-and-switch of the tech world! You start dreaming of creating the next Minecraft and before you know it, you're arguing about whether Tailwind is better than Bootstrap while sobbing into your third coffee of the morning. The hand reaching out is all of us trying to escape div hell, but the ocean of web development has already claimed another victim. The deepest circle of developer hell isn't debugging—it's explaining to your mom that yes, you make "computer games," but actually it's forms... it's all just forms.