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Ah, the classic semicolon joke! The candidate isn't talking about martial arts—they're referencing their ability to debug code by adding that crucial semicolon that fixes everything. After 15 years in tech, I've seen countless bugs solved by a single character. The second time they say "I can do Karate;" they've added a semicolon, which in programming languages like JavaScript, C++, or Java is how you terminate statements. It's basically saying "My superpower is finding the missing semicolon that's breaking your entire codebase." Trust me, that's a more valuable skill than breaking boards with your hands.

Coding something and understanding it for exactly 2.7 seconds before it becomes an indecipherable mess? That's the universal developer experience. You write some brilliant hack at 2AM, feeling like a genius, only to return later wondering if your cat actually wrote it while walking across your keyboard. The worst part? That code somehow runs perfectly in production, and you're now terrified to touch it because it's held together by digital duct tape and prayers. Documentation? That would've been a great idea... yesterday.

When Gandalf asks you to debug a regular expression, but you're just a hobbit who wanted second breakfast, not a regex nightmare. That cryptic pattern is basically the One Ring of programming—powerful, dangerous, and impossible to decipher without casting yourself into the fires of Stack Overflow. Even senior devs look at regex and think "It's some form of Elvish" before quietly opening their bookmarked regex101.com tab.

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The eternal project management cycle: asking developers for two days to write unit tests? Skeptical SpongeBob with raised eyebrow. Hiring expensive consultants to build a test automation framework that'll be abandoned in 3 months? ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED SpongeBob. The same PM who won't allocate time for basic testing will somehow find budget for a six-figure automation solution that nobody on the team knows how to maintain. Then we'll all act surprised when the codebase is still a dumpster fire six months later.