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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of those unit tests! 💅 Strutting around with their green checkmarks while the actual code is having a full-blown existential crisis! It's like building a perfect replica of the Titanic in your bathtub and declaring "Ship works fine!" while the real one is still at the bottom of the ocean! The disconnect between passing tests and working software is the ultimate developer gaslighting. "But my tests said it works!" Yeah, and my horoscope said I'd find love this year, yet here I am, alone with my debugger at midnight! 🙄

Content YOU THINK READING THE DB DIRECTLY IS A VALID PART OF DEBUGGING? IT IS, AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT'S NOT.

The five stages of code review grief, compressed into four panels. First, you're riding high on that dopamine rush when your code actually works. Next, you swagger into the senior dev's office like you've just solved P=NP. Then comes the inevitable soul-crushing "You did it wrong" feedback, followed by the final stage: complete existential collapse as you realize your approach was fundamentally flawed and those 8 hours of work were essentially a very educational waste of time. Classic senior dev move—they don't tell you HOW it's wrong, just that your entire existence as a programmer is questionable.

OH MY GOD! The sheer AUDACITY of GitHub Copilot claiming to be "an expert developer who makes no mistakes" while literally having the file name "copilot-instructions.md" plastered above it! 🙄 It's like watching your code editor autocomplete function turn into that one friend who swears they know everything but can't even remember to close their parentheses! The dramatic "WHAT ARE YOU?" screaming in all caps is just *chef's kiss* perfect for capturing that moment when you realize your AI assistant is just confidently spewing nonsense that you'll spend the next three hours debugging! Trust me, honey, if Copilot were actually an "expert developer who makes no mistakes," we'd all be unemployed and sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere instead of frantically Googling why our code doesn't work!

Ah, the drive-by code critic! Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like barging into a Twitch stream, spending 8 seconds pretending to understand what's happening, and then dropping the classic "this code is garbage" bomb before vanishing into the night. Zero contribution, maximum judgment - it's the equivalent of walking into a restaurant kitchen, sniffing once, and declaring "Gordon Ramsay would hate this" before sprinting out the door. The confidence-to-competence ratio is truly inspirational.

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