Ah Yes My Favorite Genre

Browser-history Programmer life Nsfw Multitasking Post-nut-clarity Work-life balance

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Ah Yes My Favorite Genre

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Someone's browser history just revealed the most diverse taste in "entertainment" categories I've ever seen. We've got everything from "Finger Fuck" to "JavaScript" to "Big Dick" to "Lesbian" to... wait, "Maid"? And somehow "Overwatch" and "De-pixon" made the cut too?

The real question is: what kind of existential crisis leads you to browse JavaScript tutorials right after... well, you know. Maybe they're debugging their life choices? Or perhaps they believe in post-nut clarity so strongly that they immediately pivot to learning about promises and callbacks. The duality of human nature, truly.

Nothing says "well-rounded individual" quite like having your programming language sandwiched between categories that would make HR file a restraining order.

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