Fort Knox For Your GeForce

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Fort Knox For Your GeForce

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DARLING, THIS IS PEAK CYBERSECURITY RIGHT HERE! Someone literally put a PHYSICAL PADLOCK on their computer case like it's some kind of gym locker! Because apparently in 2023, the greatest threat to your precious code isn't ransomware or hackers—it's someone breaking into your house to steal your dusty CPU! 💀

As if any self-respecting thief would be UTTERLY DEFEATED by this $5 Master lock that could be picked with a paperclip and a dream. "Oh no, a padlock! Guess I'll have to steal the ENTIRE COMPUTER instead of just the parts inside!"

The absolute DRAMA of thinking your RTX 4090 is safe because you've deployed FORT KNOX security measures from 1972. I'm deceased! 😭

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