Name Not Unique

database Signup Uniqueness Constraints Registration Firstname validation Identity

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Name Not Unique

database-memes, signup-memes, uniqueness-memes, constraints-memes, developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your parents named you "John" and now you can't even sign up for a developer account. Somewhere out there, a database administrator is smugly enforcing uniqueness constraints on first names like they're primary keys. Next thing you know, they'll be telling you your birthday has a foreign key violation because someone else already claimed December 25th.

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