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Content sell Umniah 4G 11:27 0 91 O Search News Home Popular rProgrammerHumor urapistfox 7h Guys, I need help. I will be dating girl that works as programmer. Can you give me some of your fancy techy words that I can impress her with? 830 M 594 1, Share rProgrammerHumor uironbattery 2h Guys, I told this guy I will be dating that i'm a programmer, what are some techy words I can use so he won't question it? Idk, something like "I got a promotion at work, they're putting me in charge of the kilobytes" Edit: based off the replies so far I don't think l've accomplished the riff I was trying to do off... 00 do

When your manager says "just process the last 1000 files" but you're dealing with a PHP script that's about to iterate through 2 million files while comparing against a database of 1 million records. The script is literally pulling 1000 records with limit(1000) but then checking EACH of your 2 million files against those 1000 records with in_array() . That's a cool O(n²) operation that's going to take approximately checks notes forever to complete. Your server's CPU is already writing its resignation letter.

When worlds collide! Tech person sets up friend with data scientist who mentions working in a "warehouse" - but not the kind with forklifts and cardboard boxes. The fashion industry friend immediately dismisses him thinking he's stacking pallets for minimum wage, only to find out he's actually crunching numbers and building models (the data kind, not the runway kind). The perfect illustration of how technical jargon gets completely lost in translation. Guess she was too busy looking for dollar signs to understand that data scientists actually make bank. Her shallow response is basically every tech worker's nightmare dating scenario condensed into one painful screenshot.

Content Concatenate 2 strings -2 I would like to concatenate 2 strings, I am getting the strings from Microsoft SQL 2008 database, and have to concatenate them in C C datatable share edit close delete flag edited 22 hours ago some hard ass programmer 92.9k 6 100 56 asked Sep 18 at 10:16 Me 5 - 2 16 40 Why don't you make a MySql Database, and use Python instead of C? add a comment start a bounty