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Ah, the classic SQL injection hack in job interview form. Guy answers "What's your name?" with something like Robert'); DROP TABLE Candidates; -- and the system just executes it, marking him as hired. The interviewer's confused face in the last panel is priceless. The sad part? After 20 years of SQL injection being a known vulnerability, I still find production code vulnerable to this exact attack every other Tuesday. Congrats on the job though, I guess your first task will be fixing their security.

Content Software developers don't spend 8-12 continuous hours at their desk pumping out code every single day. Sure knowing how to code is a necessity in their profession. However, there's requirements to understand. Meetings to attend. Actual human interaction that happens almost as frequently as when they're writing code depending on the company and framework. You have just described run of the mill mediocre coders. Those are a dime a dozen and are easily replaceable and not worth hiring at all based on Elon Musks standards. An elite coder would be someone like John Carmack who would literally spend all day and night coding for months to ship a game. He or she would know all the ins and out of the full stack including both software and hardware and networking. They would build state of the art technology in months when experts thought it would be impossible. And in the end they would ship game after game after game with a team of 6. In this case, replace game with twitter features.

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Content Posted by ujean-guy-throwaway 23 hours ago 153 URGENT Netflix Engineer Needs Help Scaling Kubernetes Deployment or I'm Toast! Hey there, fellow Kubernetes aficionados! I'm currently a tech engineer at Netflix (no, seriously!) and I'm in quite the pickle here. We have a live event going on for a super popular TV show (no spoilers, I promise!) and, boy oh boy, we're getting waaaaay more traffic than we ever anticipated. I need your help STAT to scale up our Kubernetes deployment, or I might as well start packing my bags for a lengthy unemployment period. So, here's the deal - our current deployment is like a single bicycle, but we need the power of a thousand hamsters on wheels to handle this tsunami of viewers. I know you guys are Kubernetes wizards, so any advice would be much appreciated! But please hurry, my boss is shooting me "You better fix this or you're fired" looks from across the room. Here's a brief overview of our setup: We're using Kubernetes v1.23 with Helm charts (I hope that's not ancient history to you guys!) Our main application is containerized, but the Kubernetes cluster is starting to resemble the "stressed-out cat meme." Auto-scaling is enabled, but it's more like a snail on a treadmill right now. My coffee supply is running dangerously low, so any caffeine-infused tips are also welcome. I appreciate any help you can provide to save my job and keep the fans happy! Remember, the fate of this Netflix live event is now in your hands, and so is my career! Sincerely, Your friendly, desperate Netflix Engineer P.S. I'll be happy to hook you up with a year of free Netflix if you save my bacon here (don't tell my boss)! UpdateEDIT: Upper management decided to pull the plug on our live event (unplugging and replugging didn't help, who knew?), and it's now officially canceled. As for me, well, my adventures aren't over yet. I've been summoned for a meeting with the bigwigs first thing tomorrow morning. It's probably not about my promotion, but hey, at least I'll get some quality time with the higher-ups!

Content eclairsemmie 11h 3 1 Award I was trying to help my friend change their phone case and a cockroach fell out. 5 Reply 4 2.9k J Tasgall 5h 3 3 Awards Sounds like a successful debugging session. 5 17k Sparcrypt 2h Fun fact, this is where the term "debugging" came from. Bugs would get into computers (which were the size of a building) and cause problems. So they'd literally go in and remove the dead bugs, hence debugging.

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