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Nothing says "responsible parenting" quite like abandoning your child with a mainframe computer from the 1970s and a COBOL manual! This is basically the programming equivalent of leaving your kid with dinosaurs as babysitters. That poor child is about to learn that semicolons aren't just for English class and that punch cards were the original "swipe right." The ultimate character-building exercise: debug COBOL or no dinner tonight! Honestly, this might explain why so many banking systems still run on ancient code - those traumatized children grew up and refused to ever touch the code again.

The ultimate tech resume flex: listing every framework, library, and tool you've ever glanced at for 0.5 seconds. That massive word salad of technologies—from Python to TensorFlow to "purrr"—is peak developer peacocking. The punchline is genius though. Asking recruiters to identify which ones are Pokémon is the perfect trap since several of these actually sound like Pokémon names (looking at you, "sparklyR" and "vulpix"—and yes, Vulpix is actually a fire-type Pokémon). It's the perfect litmus test for technical recruiters who claim to understand what you do but can't tell a data visualization library from something that shoots thunderbolts.

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Content GMU Fall 2022 - CS 211 - Exercise 3 This exercise is worth 5 of your total grade (instead of 3) Additionally, there is an optional task for 1 extra credit Due Date: Friday, December 2nd, 11:59pm Changelog Copy Select All Look Up Description The purpose of this assignment is to practice iterators and inner classes in Java and, optionally, graphical user interfaces too. The theme of this assignment is the detection of fake reviews on a popular website called RateMyTeacher which allows anyone to post anonymous ratings of any teacher they want without authenticating themselves. Your task is to write "smart" iterators that are able to traverse list of reviews by skipping any words or posts that are considered fake There are mainly two approaches in implementing an iterator in Java. One is using a separate class that implements the Iterator interface and the other one is implementing the Iterator interface as an anonymous inner class. You're going to practice both approaches by writing two different iterators. Additionally, you can optionally implement a GUI to make your application more user-friendly and get some extra credit. Instructions Honor Code: This assignment is individual work of each student, you're not allowed to collaborate in any form. Copying code from other sources (peers, websites, etc.) is a serious violation of the University's Honor Code. Your code will be examined for similarities with other sources. Validation: Make sure all method parameters are properly validated (e.g. String args can't be empty, etc.) Documentation: Comments in JavaDoc-style are required. You must comment each class, each method and each instanceclass variable you declare. You must also comment any piece of code that is not obvious what it does. Visibility: All fields should be made private. All methods provided in the specification are public. You may add any fields or methods you want as long as they are private. Packages: You may not import any classes except Scanner, File, ArrayList, Iterator ProarammerHumor.io

Imagine trying to connect to a database with CSS, the language responsible for making buttons pretty and text centered. That's like trying to open a door with a banana peel. Tech recruiters are infamous for writing job descriptions that combine technologies with the coherence of a toddler playing tech buzzword bingo. "Must have 10 years experience in a framework released last month" is practically a recruiting tradition at this point. Next week they'll be looking for someone who can "deploy microservices using Microsoft Paint" or "debug kernel issues with HTML comments."