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Nothing says "responsible parenting" quite like abandoning your child with a mainframe computer from the 1970s and a COBOL manual! This is basically the programming equivalent of leaving your kid with dinosaurs as babysitters. That poor child is about to learn that semicolons aren't just for English class and that punch cards were the original "swipe right." The ultimate character-building exercise: debug COBOL or no dinner tonight! Honestly, this might explain why so many banking systems still run on ancient code - those traumatized children grew up and refused to ever touch the code again.

That moment when a single typo sends the entire team into cardiac arrest. John's innocent "Deploy*" followed by "Applogies" is the digital equivalent of casually mentioning you've just pressed the big red button. The desperate "Please take the day off!" plea is what happens when DevOps PTSD kicks in. This is why senior engineers develop drinking problems and why code review exists. Somewhere, a database administrator just felt a disturbance in the force.

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That moment when your stomach drops through the floor because you just executed DELETE * FROM users; and suddenly realize you're connected to production instead of your local environment. The five stages of database grief begin: denial, anger, bargaining with the SQL gods, depression, and finally acceptance that your resume needs updating. This is the exact face you make when contemplating how many years of your career just evaporated in a single keystroke. Career-ending query speedrun: WORLD RECORD!