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Santa's Code Review Policy

Webdev Programming Frontend

2 days ago 66.1K views 0 shares

Santa's Code Review Policy

Kid writes to Santa: "Dear Santa I want to create an operating system using HTML." Santa's immediate reaction is to sneak in and smother the child with a pillow. Mercy killing. Some crimes against computer science can't be forgiven. Next he'll be asking for a database built with CSS.

I Crash Therefore Iam

Programming Math Debugging

7 days ago 50.3K views 0 shares

I Crash Therefore Iam

Descartes would be proud! The philosophical battle of every CS student who's tried to compile a document with LaTeX! First you're convinced it's just fancy markup, then you spend 6 hours debugging missing brackets and suddenly you're questioning reality itself. The compiler errors hit different when your thesis is due tomorrow and you can't figure out why your bibliography is possessed by demons. Honestly, anyone who's mastered LaTeX deserves both a CS degree AND a philosophy degree for surviving the existential crisis!

Htmlis Aprogramming Language Dawg

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

9 days ago 59.8K views 0 shares

Htmlis Aprogramming Language Dawg

Oh look, it's the eternal programming language debate, but with BREAD! 🍞 HTML is just chilling there as a comfy cat while Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are the actual bread loaves. The cat's smug little face says it all - HTML knows it's not technically a programming language but doesn't care one bit about your gatekeeping! It's found its cozy spot in the programming world hierarchy and is taking the most comfortable nap ever while the "real languages" do all the heavy lifting. Peak imposter syndrome vibes!