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Trigger A Fanbase With One Sentence
Frontend Webdev Javascript
5 days ago 66.1K views 0 shares
Trigger A Fanbase With One Sentence
Oh. My. GOD. You just HAD to say "HTML is a programming language," didn't you? The ULTIMATE tech world civil war starter! 💀 Watch as hordes of computer science purists DRAMATICALLY clutch their mechanical keyboards while screeching "It's a MARKUP language, you absolute heathen!" Meanwhile, front-end devs are in the corner having existential crises because apparently their entire career is built on a LIE. The internet has NEVER known peace since this debate began. Friendships shattered. Stack Overflow threads locked. Conference rooms burned to the ground. And you're just standing there with that smug little smile, watching the world burn!

Santa's Code Review Policy
Webdev Programming Frontend
28 days ago 92.7K views 0 shares
Santa's Code Review Policy
Kid writes to Santa: "Dear Santa I want to create an operating system using HTML." Santa's immediate reaction is to sneak in and smother the child with a pillow. Mercy killing. Some crimes against computer science can't be forgiven. Next he'll be asking for a database built with CSS.

I Crash Therefore Iam
Programming Math Debugging
1 month ago 61.7K views 0 shares
I Crash Therefore Iam
Descartes would be proud! The philosophical battle of every CS student who's tried to compile a document with LaTeX! First you're convinced it's just fancy markup, then you spend 6 hours debugging missing brackets and suddenly you're questioning reality itself. The compiler errors hit different when your thesis is due tomorrow and you can't figure out why your bibliography is possessed by demons. Honestly, anyone who's mastered LaTeX deserves both a CS degree AND a philosophy degree for surviving the existential crisis!

Htmlis Aprogramming Language Dawg
Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
1 month ago 71.4K views 0 shares
Htmlis Aprogramming Language Dawg
Oh look, it's the eternal programming language debate, but with BREAD! 🍞 HTML is just chilling there as a comfy cat while Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are the actual bread loaves. The cat's smug little face says it all - HTML knows it's not technically a programming language but doesn't care one bit about your gatekeeping! It's found its cozy spot in the programming world hierarchy and is taking the most comfortable nap ever while the "real languages" do all the heavy lifting. Peak imposter syndrome vibes!