Agentic Browsers Are Gonna Kill Chrome

BEHOLD! The eternal programming language hierarchy in its most dramatic form! JavaScript stands there with that insufferable grin, basking in its web dominance while the other ghost-like languages SEETHE with jealousy. Then—PLOT TWIST—they all gang up to beat JavaScript into submission! But wait! The final panels reveal the TRUE victors: Python (TWICE because it's just THAT important) and PHP silently judging from their zen-like state of superiority. It's basically the programming language version of Mean Girls but with more semicolons and existential dread. The circle of life in development: first they mock you, then they fight you, then they reluctantly include your libraries in their projects anyway.

When your hair matches your syntax highlighting perfectly but everyone just wants to debug your React component. 🙄 The real flex isn't the purple-themed VS Code or the meticulously styled purple hair—it's having the confidence to push code with that many nested divs and not even care about the critique. Honestly, who cares if your React component could use some refactoring when your aesthetic game is this strong? Fashion-driven development is the new TDD.

Looks like someone found the perfect place to express their framework frustrations! Some disgruntled developer decided public transportation was the ideal canvas to air their grievances about React. That moment when your component won't rerender properly, and suddenly vandalizing a bus seat seems like a perfectly reasonable response. The backend devs are probably sitting somewhere nodding in silent approval while muttering "just use vanilla JavaScript" under their breath. Honestly, who needs therapy when you can just write passive-aggressive graffiti about JavaScript libraries on public property?

First you learn HTML. Cool. Then JavaScript. Nice. Then you discover you can put JavaScript inside HTML with <script> tags. Wait what? Then you're told about EJS where you write JavaScript inside HTML... but differently? And just when your brain is about to recover, JSX comes along and says "how about writing HTML inside your JavaScript?" The circle of confusion is now complete. No wonder that cat looks like it's questioning its entire existence. The modern web stack isn't a technology—it's a psychological experiment to see how much recursive madness developers will tolerate before they switch to gardening as a career.

The euphoria of a new project idea hits like a shot of espresso at midnight. "This will revolutionize everything!" you think, bouncing with excitement. Then reality strikes approximately 300 seconds later when you realize you've forgotten how functions work and your environment is somehow missing half its dependencies. The duality of developer life: manic enthusiasm followed by existential dread, all before your coffee gets cold.

Standing on the shoulders of giants... while pretending you're levitating. The entire software industry is just us importing someone else's npm package, adding three lines of code, and then strutting around like we've invented electricity. Meanwhile, the real heroes who solved P=NP are buried in some GitHub repo with 2 stars. The best part? We all know it, yet tomorrow we'll npm install another solution and feel like technological wizards for implementing a toggle button.