Agentic Browsers Are Gonna Kill Chrome

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Agentic Browsers Are Gonna Kill Chrome

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR when you realize that all these "innovative" browsers are just Chrome in a trench coat! 😱 The meme shows the shocking moment of clarity when someone puts on their "reality glasses" and sees that nearly ALL these supposedly unique browsers—Comet, Atlas, Dia, Brave, Edge, Opera, Safari, Firefox, Arc, Samsung—are secretly just Chrome underneath! They're all using Chromium as their engine! It's like finding out your ten "different" dating app matches are actually the same person with different wigs! Google's browser monopoly is the tech industry's worst-kept secret, and we're all just living in Chrome's world while these browsers play dress-up! The diversity was a LIE!

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