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The Only Purpose Internet Explorer Serves
Microsoft Webdev Windows Frontend
2 days ago 46.3K views 0 shares
The Only Purpose Internet Explorer Serves
Internet Explorer's sole purpose in life has been reduced to downloading other browsers. The little blue 'e' desperately seeks validation—"Hey does anyone need me?"—only to be met with cold rejection. But then! A glimmer of hope when someone finally needs it... just to download Firefox. The circle of browser life continues. The only time IE gets any attention is when you've formatted your PC and need something—ANYTHING—to download Chrome, Firefox, or literally any other browser. It's like being the ladder that helps someone climb up, only to be kicked away immediately after.

Error Never Definition Not Found
Security Webdev Javascript
4 days ago 74.7K views 0 shares
Error Never Definition Not Found
BREAKING NEWS: Firefox caught in the most scandalous case of split personality EVER! 🔥 The browser smugly claims it "never has, never will" sell your data while its source code LITERALLY contains the exact same promise! The audacity! The drama! The complete lack of contradiction! Meanwhile, Chrome is in the corner selling your browsing history to seven different ad networks before you've even finished reading this sentence. Firefox is that friend who makes a big show about not gossiping and then actually... doesn't gossip. How DARE they be consistent?!

Oops! All Chromium
Webdev Microsoft Programming Frontend
8 days ago 92.7K views 0 shares
Oops! All Chromium
The breakfast of modern web browsers. This cereal box parody perfectly captures how Google has turned the browser market into a monoculture where everything is just Chromium in different packaging. Edge, Opera, Brave, Vivaldi - they're all just colorful Chromium berries with different logos slapped on. Firefox and Safari are probably hiding in the pantry wondering why nobody eats real browsers anymore. Naturally and artificially flavored with tracking cookies and RAM consumption.

Safari Is The New Internet Explorer
Frontend Webdev Apple Javascript Programming
11 days ago 73.0K views 0 shares
Safari Is The New Internet Explorer
Ah, the browser engine family portrait! Two fierce, intimidating dragons (Chromium and Gecko) looking ready to burn your CPU to ashes, and then there's Apple's WebKit... the derpy cousin with its tongue hanging out who still can't figure out how to implement basic web standards from 2015. Frontend developers have nightmares about Safari the same way they used to about IE. "But it works in EVERY browser!" *tests in Safari* "...except that one." Nothing says "I hate web developers" quite like forcing your proprietary browser engine on the entire iOS ecosystem while it struggles with features Chrome and Firefox implemented during the Obama administration. The circle of life: Internet Explorer dies, Safari steps up to become the new browser that makes developers question their career choices.

The Three Levels Of Internet Privacy
Security Networking Programming
19 days ago 62.2K views 0 shares
The Three Levels Of Internet Privacy
Chrome Incognito: "Isn't the internet wonderful!" *sips colorful cocktail in Hawaiian shirt* Tor Browser: "I have seen horrible things" *clutches bottle, traumatized in trench coat* The actual dark web user: *thousand-yard stare of someone who's ventured into digital places where even system admins fear to tread* It's like comparing someone who thinks using private browsing to watch YouTube without recommendations is "hacking" versus the person who knows exactly which ports your firewall has left open since 2017.

Internet Explorer Is Faster
Frontend Webdev Microsoft Javascript Programming
26 days ago 89.3K views 0 shares
Internet Explorer Is Faster
Internet Explorer just delivered the most savage comeback in browser history. Sure, it might take IE five minutes to load a single webpage, but at least it responds faster than that person who left you on read three weeks ago. The emotional damage is so severe our poor developer can't even sleep at night. Nothing hurts more than when the slowest browser in existence points out you're getting ghosted harder than a deprecated API. Brutal efficiency where it counts!