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Sabrina Carpenter

17 hours ago 193.6K views 1 shares

You know those ominous comments in config files that say "DO NOT MODIFY BELOW THIS LINE" or "TOUCH THIS AND YOU'RE FIRED"? Yeah, Linux treats those the same way Sabrina Carpenter treats paparazzi—complete and utter disregard. You can scream warnings all you want, but when push comes to shove, that config file is getting modified at 2 AM because something broke and StackOverflow said to change it. The Tux penguin just sits there with that smug expression, knowing full well it's about to watch you destroy your entire system configuration while ignoring every single warning comment left by the previous sysadmin who quit three years ago. Pro tip: those warnings exist because someone before you learned the hard way. But you'll ignore them too, because we all do.

Why Tf Do You Need A Prompt For That

AI Webdev Programming Frontend

14 hours ago 190.5K views 0 shares

So you're telling me you need an AI agent running Claude 4.5 Sonnet on MAX mode to change padding from p-4 to p-8? Brother, that's literally pressing backspace once and typing an 8. You're using a nuclear reactor to toast bread. The "CODING 00" skill meter perfectly captures the energy here. It's like asking a surgeon to help you put on a band-aid. Sure, these AI coding assistants are powerful for complex refactoring and architecture decisions, but using them for trivial CSS changes is peak "I forgot how to use my keyboard" behavior. Next thing you know, people will be prompting AI to add semicolons. Just... just use Ctrl+F at this point.

Finally Got Sick Of Linux (Arch Btw) Bloatware And Got Ram Usage Down To 1 Mb

Linux Hardware Microsoft Windows

15 hours ago 188.5K views 0 shares

Finally Got Sick Of Linux (Arch Btw) Bloatware And Got Ram Usage Down To 1 Mb

Oh honey, someone just discovered MS-DOS and thinks they've achieved ENLIGHTENMENT. They stripped down their system so hard they went back to 1985! Because nothing says "I'm a power user" quite like running an operating system that predates the internet as we know it. The beautiful irony? They're flexing about escaping Linux "bloatware" by literally using an OS that can't even multitask properly. My dude has 64GB of RAM and is using 2MB of it like it's some kind of achievement. That's like buying a Ferrari and being proud you only use first gear. Also, the "(Arch btw)" in the title is *chef's kiss* – because even when abandoning Arch for DOS, they STILL have to mention they used Arch. It's not a lifestyle choice, it's a personality disorder at this point.

When She Asks The Price Of The Ram

Hardware Gamedev

14 hours ago 186.9K views 0 shares

You know you've made questionable financial decisions when you're physically defending your RAM purchase like it's a championship belt. DDR5 prices have turned us all into defensive boxers, ready to throw hands when someone questions why we spent the equivalent of a used car payment on memory sticks. The panic in his eyes? That's the universal expression of every PC builder who's ever had to explain to a non-technical person why 64GB of DDR5 costs more than their monthly rent. "It was on sale" becomes your mantra, even though the sale price still required taking out a small loan.

Same Thing

Math Algorithms Programming

18 hours ago 184.2K views 0 shares

The classic "they're the same picture" energy, but make it career anxiety. Society loves to pretend Math and Computer Science are two distinct paths leading to different destinations, but spoiler alert: they both funnel straight into the unemployment arrow. The goat standing there judging your "free choice" is basically every CS grad who thought they'd escape differential equations by learning to code, only to realize their degree is just applied math with RGB lighting. Plot twist: neither degree guarantees a job, but at least with CS you get to be unemployed while knowing how to center a div.

What Should I Do Now

Programming Webdev Debugging Databases Frontend

13 hours ago 180.0K views 0 shares

Guy's surname is "Wu" and some form system decided that two characters just isn't enough for a last name. Because clearly, every database architect in history assumed all humans follow the same naming conventions. The validation rule says minimum 3 characters, and Wu says "I exist." Meta's official account responding with "wuhoooo!" is either peak corporate humor or someone in their social media team is having way too much fun. Fun fact: This is a classic example of Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names . Names can be one character, they can have no last name, they can be symbols, they can change daily. Your regex won't save you.

Nice Achievement Btw

Programming

19 hours ago 172.7K views 0 shares

When your LinkedIn profile is so barren you're out here listing campus tours as education credentials. "Stanford University - 45 minute campus tour (Was not accepted)" is the professional equivalent of putting "I know a guy who knows Python" on your resume. The brutal honesty is actually respectable though - most people would just leave it vague or conveniently forget to mention the rejection part. But nah, this person went full transparency mode: "Yes, I was there. No, they didn't want me. Still counts, right?" It's like adding "Visited Google headquarters cafeteria" under work experience. The fact they even bothered to include the year makes it even funnier - like they're documenting their rejection for posterity. At least they got 10 experiences to show off, which is 10 more than my GitHub contributions this month.

Git Commit Git Push Oh Fuck

Git Devops Programming Debugging

11 hours ago 153.7K views 0 shares

You know what's hilarious? We all learned semantic versioning in like week one, nodded along seriously, then proceeded to ship version 2.7.123 because we kept breaking production at 3am and needed to hotfix our hotfixes. That "shame version" number climbing into triple digits? Yeah, that's basically a public counter of how many times you muttered "how did this pass code review" while frantically pushing fixes. The comment "0.1.698" is *chef's kiss* because someone out there really did increment the patch version 698 times. At that point you're not following semver, you're just keeping a tally of your regrets. The real kicker is when your PM asks "when are we going to v1.0?" and you realize you've been in beta for 3 years because committing to a major version feels like admitting you know what you're doing.

Well Well

Linux Devops Microsoft Windows

19 hours ago 151.3K views 0 shares

Linux users when someone wants to uninstall a browser: *nuclear meltdown initiated*. Linux users when someone casually mentions nuking the bootloader: "yeah sure, go for it buddy." The duality of Linux support is genuinely hilarious. Uninstall Edge? The system treats you like you're about to delete system32. But messing with GRUB, the literal gatekeeper between your hardware and OS? Linux just shrugs with a penguin emoji. Fun fact: The bootloader is actually way more critical than Edge could ever dream of being. Without it, your computer is basically an expensive paperweight. But hey, at least you won't have to deal with Microsoft's browser anymore, right?

Microsoft Certified Html Professional

Webdev AI Microsoft Frontend

23 hours ago 147.9K views 0 shares

The classic interrogation format where someone keeps inflating their job title until they're forced to admit they just make webpages. Starting with "I use AI to write code" (very impressive, very 2024), escalating to "I develop enterprise applications" (now we're talking six figures), and finally landing on the truth: "I make webpages." It's the tech industry equivalent of saying you're a "culinary artist" when you microwave Hot Pockets. Nothing wrong with making webpages—someone's gotta do it—but let's not pretend your landing page for Karen's yoga studio is the next AWS. The "Microsoft Certified HTML Professional" title is the cherry on top. HTML isn't even a programming language, and Microsoft definitely doesn't certify you in it. But hey, put it on LinkedIn anyway. Nobody checks.

I Am All For Memory Production For Gamers, But Let's Not Forget What Kind Of Company Asus Is, Yes?

Hardware

10 hours ago 146.8K views 0 shares

I Am All For Memory Production For Gamers, But Let's Not Forget What Kind Of Company Asus Is, Yes?

When ASUS tries to act all wholesome about producing more RAM for gamers, PCMR is quick to remind them about that little 2023 motherboard scandal. You know, the one where AM5 motherboards were literally frying CPUs because of overvoltage issues? Yeah, that one. ASUS tried to gaslight customers into thinking it was user error, denied RMAs left and right, and basically showed their true colors when things went south. The tech community doesn't forget corporate shenanigans that easily—we're like elephants, but with RGB lighting and trust issues. So while everyone's hyped about cheaper DDR5, some of us remember when ASUS was more interested in protecting their bottom line than their customers' $500 CPUs. But hey, at least the memes are fire... unlike those motherboards should've been.

Dr Blame The Dev

Rust Golang C++ Typescript Javascript

9 hours ago 133.1K views 0 shares

Someone wrote a manifesto about how using C, C++, Python, or vanilla JavaScript in production is basically corporate negligence, advocating for Rust, Go, and TypeScript instead. The reply? "Nonsense. If your code has reached the point of unmaintainable complexity, then blame the author, not the language." Classic developer blame game. The first person is basically saying "your tools are bad and you should feel bad," while the second person fires back with "skill issue, not language issue." Both are technically correct, which makes this argument eternal. The reality? Yeah, modern languages with better type systems and memory safety do prevent entire classes of bugs. But also yeah, a terrible developer can write unmaintainable garbage in any language, including Rust. You can't memory-safety your way out of 10,000-line functions and zero documentation. The real takeaway: if you're shipping production code in 2025 without considering memory safety and type guarantees, you're making a choice. Just make sure it's an informed one, not a "we've always done it this way" one.

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