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This Is Exactly How Machine Learning Works Btw

23 hours ago 265.9K views 0 shares

So yeah, turns out "Artificial General Intelligence" is just some LLMs standing on a comically large pile of graphics cards. And honestly? That's not even an exaggeration anymore. We went from "let's build intelligent systems" to "let's throw 10,000 GPUs at the problem and see what happens." The entire AI revolution is basically just a very expensive game of Jenga where NVIDIA is the only winner. Your fancy chatbot that can write poetry? That's $500k worth of H100s sweating in a datacenter somewhere. The secret to intelligence isn't elegant algorithms—it's just brute forcing matrix multiplication until something coherent emerges. Fun fact: Training GPT-3 consumed enough electricity to power an average American home for 120 years. But hey, at least it can now explain why your code doesn't work in the style of a pirate.

Can't Say I'm Wrong

AI Programming

22 hours ago 241.6K views 0 shares

The tables have turned so fast it's giving whiplash. Started out feeling all superior for writing code the old-fashioned way while everyone else was copy-pasting from ChatGPT. Now? You're the one frantically prompting AI while the holdouts are somehow still grinding out their artisanal, hand-crafted functions. The real kicker is both sides think they're on the sunny side of this bus. Reality check: we're all on the same ride to obsolescence, just taking different routes. The "Using AI" crowd went from smug early adopters to desperate productivity junkies, while the "Not Using AI" folks went from stressed purists to... wait, are they actually less stressed now? That can't be right. Plot twist: neither side is winning. One's debugging AI hallucinations at 2 AM, the other's still writing boilerplate like it's 2015. Choose your poison, I guess.

From Brain Import Frontal Cortex

Python AI Hardware Programming Cloud

14 hours ago 195.8K views 0 shares

So we've gone from "cloud computing" to literally renting brain cells. Someone pitched "24/7 remote access to brain organoid" with a straight face and got funding. The best part? These lab-grown brains are marketed like a SaaS product—complete with technical support and data backup. Because nothing says "cutting-edge technology" like having to call customer service when your biological neural network crashes. The tweet's right though—wetware really is about to surpass hardware. We're literally one API call away from import brain becoming a legitimate Python library. Can't wait for the Stack Overflow questions: "Why is my brain organoid throwing a NullPointerException?" And yes, these things are a million times less powerful than a digital chip but last only 100 days. So basically, it's like renting a potato-powered server that expires faster than your GitHub Copilot trial. The future is weird, folks.

Yet Another Reason To Hate On The Worst Db In Existence

Databases Programming Backend

17 hours ago 189.3K views 0 shares

Yet Another Reason To Hate On The Worst Db In Existence

So Oracle's origin story is literally a CIA project. Nothing suspicious about that at all. Your database vendor was born from intelligence agency funding, which explains so much about their licensing tactics—they've been extracting information and money with the same ruthless efficiency since day one. The CIA was their first customer, which tracks because both organizations specialize in making people uncomfortable and charging obscene amounts for the privilege. At least now we know where Oracle learned their interrogation techniques for license audits.

Dev Life Mystery Bug

Debugging Programming Testing

17 hours ago 187.5K views 0 shares

The eternal question that haunts every developer's soul. You close your laptop, everything's running smooth. You come back the next day, touch literally nothing, and suddenly your code is throwing errors like it's having a personal crisis. No git pulls, no updates, no changes—just pure, inexplicable chaos. The worst part? You'll spend 3 hours debugging only to discover it was a cached dependency, a timezone issue, or—my personal favorite—your local environment decided to update itself overnight. Thanks, Docker. Thanks, npm. Really appreciate the surprise. The skeptical side-eye in this meme perfectly captures that mix of confusion and betrayal you feel when your "working" code suddenly becomes a dumpster fire for absolutely no logical reason.

Oh Yuk Not Copilot

AI Git Programming

13 hours ago 185.2K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you accidentally step in dog poop on the sidewalk? Well, imagine that exact same visceral disgust, but it's GitHub Copilot's logo on your shoe. The horror! The betrayal! The absolute AUDACITY of AI-generated code sticking to your sole like some kind of cursed autocomplete barnacle. Nothing says "I don't trust your suggestions" quite like treating Copilot like hazardous waste material. Sure, it can write entire functions faster than you can say "Stack Overflow," but at what cost? Your dignity? Your sense of accomplishment? The pure, unadulterated joy of spending three hours debugging a semicolon? Some developers would rather scrape their shoes clean than let AI taint their precious handcrafted artisanal code. The drama is REAL.

No One Will Question Tbh 😂

Devops Networking Debugging Backend Cloud

15 hours ago 175.7K views 0 shares

The classic "buy yourself time" strategy. Someone literally built a Cloudflare error page generator so you can throw up a convincing 500 error and blame it on the CDN gods while you frantically debug your actual mess in the background. Genius move, honestly. Everyone knows Cloudflare goes down sometimes, so nobody's gonna question it. Meanwhile you're in the codebase like "why did I think using regex to parse HTML was a good idea" while your users patiently wait, thinking it's just network issues. The best part? There's an actual GitHub repo for this. Someone took the time to reverse-engineer Cloudflare's error page styling just so devs could gaslight their users into thinking the outage isn't their fault. The internet is beautiful sometimes.

This Is Peak Flirting

Linux Gamedev

14 hours ago 172.9K views 0 shares

Nothing says "I'm marriage material" quite like dropping Proton in casual conversation. While normal people discuss their favorite wines, Linux gamers are out here flexing their compatibility layers like it's a personality trait. Proton is Valve's tool that lets you run Windows games on Linux through Steam, and apparently it's also the perfect icebreaker for those romantic evenings where you need to establish dominance by mentioning your operating system preferences. The real tragedy here is that this probably works better than you'd think in certain circles. Someone out there is absolutely swooning over this line, mentally calculating the compatibility percentage based on desktop environment preferences.

That's Technically Correct...

Java Git Programming Testing Backend

11 hours ago 132.8K views 0 shares

Someone just replaced an entire elaborate bad words filtering system—complete with global data collectors, streams, maps, and random selection algorithms—with a hardcoded return of "n🍎ger". Like, why even PRETEND to fetch from a restriction list when you can just... return the exact same thing every single time? It's the programming equivalent of building a Rube Goldberg machine that ultimately just flips a light switch. Bonus points for the apple emoji doing the heavy lifting here. The diff shows +1 line, -7 lines, which is the most savage code review flex imaginable. "Your entire architecture? Trash. Here's one line."

The Release Of Power

Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing

10 hours ago 129.3K views 0 shares

The Code Refactor holds the One Ring of power—the ability to clean up that spaghetti mess and make everything beautiful. The Product Manager, channeling their inner Sauron, demands you "throw it in the release, deploy it!" because deadlines wait for no hobbit. But the Dev, wise and battle-scarred, simply responds with a firm "No." Because shipping a half-baked refactor to production is basically volunteering to spend your weekend firefighting bugs while the PM enjoys brunch. Sometimes the greatest power move is knowing when NOT to release the Kraken.

A Loading Screen From My Competitive Pc Building Game

Gamedev Hardware

6 hours ago 86.8K views 0 shares

A Loading Screen From My Competitive Pc Building Game

Oh honey, nothing says "quality gaming experience" quite like a v0.0.0 patch that literally adds a feature where Amazon might just ship you a LITERAL BRICK instead of that $1,500 RTX 4090 you've been saving up for! Because why would you want actual graphics processing power when you could have... construction materials? The absolute AUDACITY of calling this version 0.0.0 is chef's kiss—like, they're not even pretending this game is remotely stable. And the casual "Thanks, Amazon" is the perfect touch of passive-aggressive genius, referencing the very real horror stories of people ordering expensive GPUs and receiving everything from bricks to bags of sand. Talk about adding realism to your PC building simulator! The GPU graphic in the corner is just sitting there, mocking you with its three beautiful fans that you'll never get to spin because Amazon's warehouse workers are playing roulette with your order. Truly immersive gameplay! 10/10 would get scammed again.

Vibe Coder Turned Dev

Debugging Devops Bash Programming Linux

4 hours ago 62.5K views 0 shares

So you went from copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers to actually having production access? Classic speedrun to career extinction. Nothing says "I'm ready for the big leagues" quite like running rm -rf / on prod because you thought you were still in your local Docker container. The legacy monolith probably had dependencies older than your entire coding career, and you just yeeted the whole thing into the void. Career lasted about as long as a JavaScript framework's relevance. RIP 2023-2023 – born, died, and became a cautionary tale in the same breath.

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