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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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JS Is A Very Respectable Language

Javascript Webdev Frontend
8 hours ago 76.9K views 1 shares
JS Is A Very Respectable Language
JavaScript really said "consistency is for COWARDS" and honestly? It committed to the bit. 💀 So you've got an array [1, 2, 3] and you're like "hey what's at index -2?" JavaScript casually returns undefined because negative indices don't exist in JS arrays... EXCEPT when you use .at(-2) which is specifically designed to handle negative indices and suddenly it's like "oh you want the second element from the end? Here's your 2, bestie!" Then you assign foo[-2] = 4 which JavaScript happily accepts because arrays are objects and you just created a STRING property called "-2" on that array object. So now foo[-2] returns 4 from the object property while foo.at(-2) STILL returns 2 from the actual array position. Same syntax, completely different universes. Very respectable. Very normal. Nothing to see here. 🎪

The History Book On The Shelf Is Always Repeating Itself

Hardware
19 hours ago 136.1K views 0 shares
The History Book On The Shelf Is Always Repeating Itself
Nothing says "tech industry" quite like watching the same economic disasters play out on repeat. RAM prices spiking 80% in 2021? Check. RAM prices spiking again in 2025? Check. It's like the hardware manufacturers have a playbook and they're not even trying to hide it anymore. The guy flipping through his calendar to find the last time this happened is all of us trying to figure out if we're living in a time loop or if the industry just has zero originality. Spoiler: it's both. Supply chain issues, factory fires, "market conditions"—the excuses change but the price gouging stays the same. Pro tip: if you ever need to predict the future of hardware prices, just look at what happened 4 years ago. It's basically astrology but with more DDR5.

It Insists Upon Itself

AI Programming
20 hours ago 127.2K views 0 shares
It Insists Upon Itself
You know that one coworker who won't shut up about AI being the future of everything? Yeah, everyone else in the hot tub is mentally checked out while they're drowning in AI hype. The beautiful irony here is using a Family Guy reference—where Peter dismisses The Godfather with "it insists upon itself"—to capture how AI evangelists won't stop forcing it into every conversation, every feature request, and every sprint planning meeting. It's not that AI isn't useful; it's that some people make it their entire personality and expect everyone to care as much as they do. Spoiler: we don't.

I'm Doing It Because I Love It

Debugging AI Programming Backend
20 hours ago 124.4K views 0 shares
I'm Doing It Because I Love It
Nothing says "I love my job" quite like scrolling through OpenAI's entire ad tracking infrastructure at 2 AM. Every single class name screaming "ads.data" like a dystopian poetry collection. ApiAdTarget, BazaarContentWrapper, SearchAdsCarousel—it's like someone took the concept of targeted advertising and made it into a Java package naming convention. The forced smile says it all. You're not debugging critical infrastructure. You're not optimizing algorithms. You're knee-deep in ad tech for an AI company, trying to figure out why the BazaarContentWrapper isn't wrapping content from the correct bazaar. Your CS degree feels like it's watching you through the window, shaking its head in disappointment. But hey, the stock options are great, right? Right?

As Long As It Works

Debugging Devops Programming StackOverflow
17 hours ago 119.3K views 0 shares
As Long As It Works
Behold, the sacred trinity of IT troubleshooting! That massive blue slice? That's the "turn it off and turn it back on again" method—the nuclear option that somehow fixes 60% of all problems known to humanity. The red chunk represents frantically Googling error messages while pretending you totally knew what was wrong all along. And that adorable little green sliver? That's the phenomenon where bugs mysteriously vanish the SECOND a senior dev walks over to your desk. Suddenly your code works perfectly and you're left looking like you summoned them for absolutely nothing. The best part? This pie chart is disturbingly accurate and we're all just out here winging it with the confidence of someone who definitely knows what they're doing (narrator: they don't).

Incredible Things Are Happening

Debugging Javascript Programming Testing Frontend
11 hours ago 108.2K views 0 shares
Incredible Things Are Happening
Discord's genius solution to memory leaks: just nuke the whole thing and restart when it hits 4GB. That's not fixing memory leaks, that's just automated rage-quitting with extra steps. The real kicker? They won't restart if you're in a call. Because nothing says "we care about your experience" like letting the app balloon to 24GB of RAM while you're mid-conversation. At least your friends will know exactly when you rage quit Discord—it'll be right after your PC starts sounding like a jet engine. Fun fact: This is basically the software equivalent of "if you ignore the problem long enough, it becomes a feature." Memory management? Never heard of her.

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For Profit Company

AI Backend Cloud
15 hours ago 104.0K views 0 shares
For Profit Company
OpenAI trying to patch the massive leak in their server costs with ads is peak tech company energy. They're out here burning through cash faster than a GPU farm on full load, watching those cloud bills stack up like a memory leak nobody wants to fix. The Flex Tape meme format is *chef's kiss* here. Sure, you've got infrastructure costs that could fund a small country's GDP, but slap some ads on it and call it a business model. Nothing says "we're totally sustainable" like desperately monetizing your product after promising to democratize AI. Remember when they were "open" AI? Good times. Now they're just another company discovering that training models on the entire internet isn't exactly cheap, and VCs eventually want their money back.

I Fear For My Life

Git AI Programming Debugging
12 hours ago 103.3K views 0 shares
I Fear For My Life
When your commit history reads like a confession before execution. First you're casually doing some "AI slop" (probably copy-pasting from ChatGPT without understanding it), then comes the panic-induced "oops" commit, followed by the desperate "update gitignore" to hide the evidence of whatever catastrophe you just pushed to production. The real horror? That gitignore update should've been in the FIRST commit. Now everyone knows you either committed your API keys, pushed 500MB of node_modules, or worse—both. The fear is justified because your senior dev definitely saw this sequence and is currently drafting your performance review.

It's Not Over Yet...

AI Hardware Programming
12 hours ago 100.5K views 0 shares
It's Not Over Yet...
So AI already brutally murdered RAM and is currently swinging at RAM's poor cousin (Crucial brand, nice touch). But wait—there's still one more door to kick down: the GPU. And honestly? GPU manufacturers are probably sweating right now because AI's appetite for VRAM is absolutely insatiable . First, AI workloads ate all your RAM for breakfast with massive language models and training datasets. Then they came for your storage with multi-terabyte model checkpoints. Now they're eyeing your GPU like it's the final boss in a horror game, except the boss always wins. Your RTX 4090? Cute. AI needs a server farm with 8x H100s just to load the model weights. The real kicker? While gamers are out here celebrating their 24GB VRAM cards, AI researchers are like "yeah that'll hold my model's attention layer... for one token." The GPU shortage wasn't a crypto thing—it was a preview of coming attractions.

When Your Solution Is Technically Correct But Socially Wrong

Windows Programming
10 hours ago 98.8K views 0 shares
When Your Solution Is Technically Correct But Socially Wrong
You know you're dealing with a programmer when someone suggests "install windows" as a solution to overheating and they get YEETED out the window faster than a rejected pull request. Everyone else is playing it safe with "air conditioners" and "fans" like reasonable human beings, but this absolute legend went full literal-interpretation mode. The office is hot? Just install some WINDOWS. You know, those glass things in walls that let air in? Revolutionary thinking, really. The boss's face says it all: "I asked for practical solutions, not dad jokes from a systems administrator." But hey, the solution WOULD work. It's just that nobody appreciates genius when it involves defenestration and a complete misunderstanding of context. Classic programmer move: solving the wrong problem with perfect logic.

Make No Errors

AI Windows Programming Debugging
14 hours ago 96.6K views 0 shares
Make No Errors
When your AI coding assistant decides to go full scorched earth mode and "regenerate" your ENTIRE C DRIVE instead of just fixing that one semicolon. Imagine asking your helpful robot friend to tidy up your code and instead it's like "you know what? Let's just delete Windows, your family photos, and that novel you've been working on for five years." The sheer TERROR of realizing your AI interpreted "regenerate the code" as "format C:\" is the kind of existential dread that makes you question every life choice that led you to trust a chatbot with your precious files. Nothing says "I've made a huge mistake" quite like watching your operating system vanish into the void because you weren't specific enough with your prompts.

We've Come A Long Way

AI Programming
13 hours ago 93.9K views 0 shares
We've Come A Long Way
Remember when Micron was just trying to sell RAM to nerds who actually knew what it was? Now Sam Altman's out here launching ChatGPT to your grandma who thinks it's a fancy search engine. The dominoes show the beautiful trajectory from "enterprise B2B semiconductor sales" to "literally everyone and their dog can talk to an AI." It's like watching your niche indie band blow up on TikTok—you're happy for the success, but also slightly annoyed that normies are now in your space. OpenAI went from "research lab for AI safety" to "the thing your boss wants you to integrate into every product by EOD."
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