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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Vibe Coders Won't Understand

Debugging Programming Backend
23 hours ago 201.6K views 1 shares
Vibe Coders Won't Understand
You know you've written cursed code when you leave a comment that's basically a hostage note for future developers. Someone wrote code so convoluted that even they forgot how it works, and now they're warning others: "Don't touch this. 254 hours have already been sacrificed to this demon." It's the developer equivalent of finding a sealed tomb with warnings carved into the entrance—except instead of ancient curses, it's just spaghetti logic that somehow still runs in production. The best part? They're asking you to increment the counter when you inevitably fail too. It's not a bug tracker, it's a monument to human suffering.

I Must Be Hearing Things

AI Programming
18 hours ago 217.6K views 0 shares
I Must Be Hearing Things
Look, I've been in this industry long enough to know that saying "Copilot is actually good" in public is basically a medical emergency. The AI code assistant debate has become so polarized that admitting you find it useful is like confessing you don't use Vim or that you actually enjoy writing documentation. Half the developers out there are convinced it's destroying the craft of programming, while the other half are quietly shipping features faster than ever. But heaven forbid you say it out loud—you'll get roasted harder than a failed deployment on a Friday evening. The truth? Most people complaining about Copilot either haven't used it properly or are just mad that autocomplete got a PhD.

Claude Wilding

AI Bash Programming Linux
20 hours ago 217.0K views 0 shares
Claude Wilding
Claude just got asked to execute a command that looks like someone fell asleep on their keyboard while simultaneously having a stroke. We're talking grep, regex wildcards, piping through awk, redirecting to files, more awk with arrays, then casually sorting and grabbing the last 20 lines with head. This is the kind of one-liner that would make even a seasoned Unix wizard squint at their terminal for a solid minute. And the response? "Yeah go for it dude." No questions asked. No "wait, what does this do?" No safety checks. Just pure blind trust in the AI overlord. This is either peak confidence or peak laziness, and honestly, in our industry, those two are basically the same thing. The real joke is we've all been there—copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers we don't fully understand, running npm packages with 47 dependencies from developers we've never heard of, and now just letting AI execute cursed bash incantations. What could possibly go wrong? 🙃

Convinced My Parents To Buy Me One

Hardware Gamedev
19 hours ago 214.5K views 0 shares
Convinced My Parents To Buy Me One
Oh honey, the eternal GPU wars just got personal. While PC gamers are out here treating NVIDIA like it's the only graphics card manufacturer on planet Earth, AMD and Intel are literally lying on the floor begging for attention like forgotten stepchildren. The brand loyalty is UNREAL—people will drop $1,600 on an RTX 4090 without blinking, but suggest an AMD Radeon and suddenly everyone's a "compatibility expert." Meanwhile, Intel Arc is just happy to be mentioned at all. The market dominance is so brutal that even when AMD releases competitive cards at better prices, gamers still swipe right on team green. Competition? What competition? NVIDIA's out here living rent-free in everyone's minds AND wallets.

The Convenience Foodchain

Linux Gamedev Windows
22 hours ago 211.2K views 0 shares
The Convenience Foodchain
Console gamers are living their best life with plug-and-play simplicity. Windows gamers? They've seen some things—driver issues, random crashes, the occasional "why won't this game launch" existential crisis. But Linux gamers? They're out here compiling their own graphics drivers, wrestling with Wine compatibility layers, and Googling obscure forum posts from 2009 just to get a game running at 30fps. The hierarchy of suffering is real: the more control you want over your system, the more your soul gets crushed in the process. Console gamers are innocent children, Windows gamers are battle-scarred veterans, and Linux gamers are basically digital masochists who enjoy pain as a hobby.

Don't Blame Your Potential Customers Guys

Gamedev Programming
16 hours ago 210.2K views 0 shares
Don't Blame Your Potential Customers Guys
When your indie game flops harder than a null pointer exception, there's always that moment of self-reflection where you wonder if maybe, just maybe, you could've done something differently. But nah, it's definitely the gamers who have terrible taste. Classic Skinner meme energy right here. Game devs blaming their audience for not appreciating their masterpiece is like a developer blaming users for "holding the phone wrong" when the app crashes. Sure, your game might be a buggy mess with questionable mechanics, but clearly the problem is that gamers just don't understand true art. Nothing says "successful product launch" quite like refusing to acknowledge feedback and doubling down on your mistakes. Pro tip: If your game fails, maybe check if it's actually fun before blaming the entire gaming community. Just a thought.

Give Me One Reason I Shouldn't Take It. I'll Wait.

Programming Security Git Backend
21 hours ago 201.7K views 0 shares
Give Me One Reason I Shouldn't Take It. I'll Wait.
That moment when you realize your two-week notice period is basically a free shopping spree at the company's intellectual property store. The company's desperately holding onto their precious source code like it's the One Ring, while you're standing there with the moral flexibility of Gandalf on a budget. Sure, there's that pesky thing called "legal consequences" and "professional ethics," but who needs those when you've got commit access and a USB drive? Nothing says "smooth exit" quite like potential litigation and a permanent spot on every tech company's blacklist. But hey, at least you'll have something to show your lawyer.

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Overtime Is Not Optional

Programming Devops Agile
16 hours ago 194.9K views 0 shares
Overtime Is Not Optional
Enterprise companies approach programming like a well-organized Roman legion: structured, methodical, with proper formations and standardized processes. You've got your sprint planning ceremonies, your code reviews, your compliance meetings, and everyone marching in sync to the quarterly roadmap. Startups? Pure chaos. It's like Mad Max meets Vikings on motorcycles in a burning hellscape. No processes, no structure—just raw survival mode where everyone's doing everything at once. Frontend dev suddenly becomes DevOps engineer at 2 AM because the production server is on fire. The PM is writing SQL queries. The designer is debugging backend code. And yes, overtime isn't just expected—it's basically your default state of existence. The organized army gets defeated by the scrappy raiders every time in tech history. Turns out moving fast and breaking things (including your sleep schedule) sometimes wins the war.

Claude Watch This

AI Programming Debugging
14 hours ago 188.2K views 0 shares
Claude Watch This
When you've got a whole fleet of AI coding assistants at your disposal but you decide to go full caveman mode and actually write the code yourself. The agents are standing there like disappointed parents watching their kid reject the bicycle and choose to walk instead. "We can autocomplete that for you." "We can generate the entire function." "We literally have access to the entire internet's worth of training data." But no, you're out here manually typing if (x == null) like it's 1997. The agents' expressions perfectly capture that mix of horror and fascination when someone deliberately chooses the hard way.

Everybody Wants Your Data These Days

Programming Security Cloud
13 hours ago 182.3K views 0 shares
Everybody Wants Your Data These Days
You just want to write some code, maybe try out a new editor that promises better autocomplete or faster indexing. But nope—can't even open a file without creating an account, syncing your preferences to the cloud, and probably agreeing to share your coding habits with seventeen analytics platforms. Remember when IDEs were just... software you installed? Now they're "platforms" with "ecosystems" that need to know your email, GitHub account, and possibly your blood type. JetBrains wants you logged in for licenses, VS Code wants you synced across devices, and don't even get me started on the cloud-based IDEs that literally can't function without authentication. Just let me edit text files in peace without becoming part of your user engagement metrics.

AI Buzzwords Be Like

AI Webdev Programming Backend
12 hours ago 161.1K views 0 shares
AI Buzzwords Be Like
You know that moment when marketing discovers your product uses a third-party API and suddenly everything is "AI-powered"? Yeah, we've all been there. The reality: you're calling OpenAI's API with a basic prompt wrapper. The pitch deck: "Revolutionary AI-driven platform leveraging cutting-edge machine learning algorithms." Same energy as calling a database query "blockchain-enabled" back in 2017. The best part? It works. Investors eat it up, customers feel innovative, and you're just sitting there knowing it's literally three API calls and some string concatenation. But hey, the mask stays on because that's how you get funded in 2024. 🎭

Didn't Write Much Code

AI Javascript Programming Python
11 hours ago 150.6K views 0 shares
Didn't Write Much Code
When someone asks "Is it JavaScript or Python?" and the dev responds "I actually didn't write much code - just prompting" you know we've officially entered the AI era of programming. The follow-up comment "So is it javascript or python? Jesus fucking christ" is the collective frustration of every traditional developer watching their craft get reduced to chatting with an LLM. This is the new reality: devs are now prompt engineers who vibe-coded a rage/timing game by basically having a conversation with AI. The confusion about which language was even used is *chef's kiss* because it doesn't matter anymore - the AI wrote it all. Meanwhile, seasoned developers are having an existential crisis trying to figure out what stack was used while the prompt jockey is already shipping features. Welcome to 2024, where "I can code" means "I can write a really good sentence."
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