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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Computer Science Reality Gap

Programming Debugging Testing
2 hours ago 23.0K views 1 shares
The Computer Science Reality Gap
Ah, the eternal gap between perception and reality in CS. You casually mention you're studying computer science, and suddenly everyone thinks you're some digital demigod who can resurrect their 10-year-old laptop with a single touch. Meanwhile, the truth is you're just another soul staring blankly at a compiler error at 3am, questioning your life choices and wondering if the machine is actually sentient and personally hates you. The best part? After 15 years in the industry, I still get family calls about printer issues. No, Aunt Karen, my distributed systems expertise doesn't help me understand why your wireless printer only works on Tuesdays.

Catch Twenty Two

Programming Devops Agile Debugging
23 hours ago 122.2K views 0 shares
Catch Twenty Two
The eternal paradox of software development: we desperately want good documentation for other people's code, but when it comes to documenting our own? Suddenly we're that mysterious figure walking away into the cosmic void. Let's be honest—we all start projects thinking "I'll document this properly" but then deadlines hit and it's just "the code is self-explanatory" followed by angry comments six months later when even YOU can't remember how your own sorcery works. Future you will hate present you. It's the circle of dev life.

Tower Of Hanoi: Childhood Trauma Meets Algorithm Hell

Algorithms Agile Programming Debugging
22 hours ago 121.7K views 0 shares
Tower Of Hanoi: Childhood Trauma Meets Algorithm Hell
Ah, the Tower of Hanoi puzzle—where innocent children's toy meets programmer's existential crisis! What looks like a simple ring-stacking game becomes a recursive nightmare when you're trying to implement it with a team. The thousand-yard stare in that dog's eyes perfectly captures the mental state of any dev who's tried to solve this classic algorithm problem during a group coding session. You think you're making progress, then suddenly you're back where you started—for the third time—while Chad from backend insists his O(3ⁿ) solution is "actually optimal." Fun fact: The Tower of Hanoi has an ancient legend that monks are solving it with 64 disks, and when they finish, the world will end. Based on how team projects go, we're safe for at least another few millennia.

Please Backlog It (Until I'm On Vacation)

Agile Devops Programming
21 hours ago 110.3K views 0 shares
Please Backlog It (Until I'm On Vacation)
The sweet illusion of productivity, crushed by managerial chaos. You think you've won the sprint game by finishing early, only to have your tech lead drop a surprise 2-story-point task in your lap without even a courtesy Slack message. That smug smile in the top panel? Gone faster than a production server during a demo. This is why we never announce when we're done early—rookie mistake. Just quietly work on tech debt or documentation until the sprint officially ends. Or better yet, take a three-day "debugging session" with your camera off.

Keep Calm And Blame Bill Gates

Microsoft Windows Programming Debugging
12 hours ago 104.4K views 0 shares
Keep Calm And Blame Bill Gates
The universal scapegoat of the tech world strikes again! When your Windows crashes, your Microsoft Office subscription expires unexpectedly, or that weird bug appears after an update — just blame Bill Gates. Never mind that he hasn't actively run Microsoft since 2008. The best part? This excuse works equally well for non-tech people trying to explain why their printer isn't working and senior developers who can't figure out why their legacy code is suddenly failing. It's the tech equivalent of "the dog ate my homework" — except everyone nods in understanding.

The Fastest Things On Earth

C++ Programming Python Debugging
12 hours ago 99.6K views 0 shares
The Fastest Things On Earth
Ah, the eternal quest for speed. Cheetahs? Fast. Airplanes? Faster. Speed of light? Impressive. But nothing—and I mean nothing —breaks the sound barrier quite like that app you rewrote from Python to C++. After weeks of replacing those cozy, readable Python lines with pointer arithmetic and memory management nightmares, your application now runs so fast it's practically time-traveling. Sure, it took 10x longer to develop and the codebase is now an impenetrable fortress of segfaults waiting to happen, but hey—look at that progress bar maxed out! Worth every sleepless night debugging those memory leaks. Totally.

Who Needs Junior Devs Anyway

AI Agile Programming Debugging
10 hours ago 96.4K views 0 shares
Who Needs Junior Devs Anyway
The modern tech company hierarchy in one perfect image. Junior dev happily letting AI do the heavy lifting while the senior dev is stuck reviewing 500 lines of algorithmic word vomit. Meanwhile, the project manager is just pointing a gun at everyone's back screaming about deadlines. And there sits the CEO, blissfully unaware in his ivory pew, dreaming about firing the entire dev team because ChatGPT told him it could do their jobs. Ten years of experience just to babysit robot output – exactly what we all went to college for!

Finally Got Myself An AMD 9080

Hardware Programming
11 hours ago 94.0K views 0 shares
Finally Got Myself An AMD 9080
Ah yes, the new AMD 9080. Runs Crysis at 0.0001 FPS and doubles as a museum exhibit. That's not a graphics card—it's an AM9080 CPU from the 1970s. While everyone's fighting scalpers for RTX cards, you've gone full retro and time-traveled to computing's Jurassic period. Bold strategy. At least your vintage processor doesn't need a liquid cooling system... just some dust removal and possibly carbon dating.

It's 2025: Microsoft's Terrifying GitHub Request

Git Networking Security Devops Microsoft
11 hours ago 93.0K views 0 shares
It's 2025: Microsoft's Terrifying GitHub Request
The year is 2025. Microsoft has fully absorbed GitHub, and the dystopian nightmare begins. GitHub users cower in fear as Microsoft whispers "Come closer..." only to drop the bombshell: "I NEED YOU TO ADD IPV6 SUPPORT TO GITHUB." It's the ultimate plot twist! After all the fears of Microsoft injecting telemetry, ads, or subscription tiers into GitHub, they're just desperately trying to drag their acquisition into modern networking standards. Still running on legacy IPv4 in 2025? That's the real horror story! The internet ran out of IPv4 addresses years ago, but GitHub's still clinging to them like SpongeBob to his spatula.

Developers Will Always Find A Way

Gamedev Programming Debugging
10 hours ago 92.6K views 0 shares
Developers Will Always Find A Way
The classic developer hack - when you can't change the requirements, just redefine reality. Fallout 3 devs couldn't code a functioning train, so they just slapped a train model on an NPC's head and made him run underground. It's basically the game dev equivalent of saying "it's not a bug, it's a feature" and actually meaning it. Somewhere, a senior engineer is still defending this in architecture reviews as "an elegant solution given the constraints." This is why we can't have nice things... but we do get train hats.

It Worked. I Don't Know Why. I'm Scared.

Debugging Programming Testing Frontend Backend
9 hours ago 92.5K views 0 shares
It Worked. I Don't Know Why. I'm Scared.
The universal debugging experience in two frames: First, your code inexplicably works after 17 random changes and you have no idea which one fixed it. Then comes the existential dread of knowing you'll have to maintain this mysterious black box tomorrow. The fear isn't from bugs—it's from the working code you can't explain. Nothing more terrifying than success you don't understand.

Few Things Won't Change

Linux Devops Git Programming
12 hours ago 91.9K views 0 shares
Few Things Won't Change
The year is 2070. Flying cars exist. We've colonized Mars. Quantum computing powers everything. But the Linux kernel? Still not "vibe code." Some poor maintainer is getting a pull request rejected because Linus doesn't think their commit messages spark joy. 50 years from now and we'll still be using git, still dealing with legacy code from the 90s, and still arguing about tabs vs spaces. The more technology advances, the more kernel development stays exactly the same.
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