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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Average Dev After Discovering Prompt Engineering

AI Programming
16 hours ago 213.2K views 0 shares
Average Dev After Discovering Prompt Engineering
Someone just learned how to add "act as an expert" to their ChatGPT prompts and suddenly thinks they've transcended human knowledge. The hubris is real. The first tweet is genuinely asking why Wikipedia exists when ChatGPT can just... make stuff up with confidence? Because nothing says "reliable information" like a large language model that occasionally hallucinates entire programming languages and historical events. Sure, let's replace peer-reviewed, sourced articles with probabilistic token generation. What could go wrong? The reply absolutely murders them with a Wall-E reference—comparing them to the humans who got so dependent on technology they literally became floating blobs in chairs. Brutal. Accurate. Chef's kiss. 💋 The irony? These are the same devs who will spend 3 hours debugging why their AI-generated code doesn't work instead of reading the docs for 5 minutes. Wikipedia isn't going anywhere, buddy.

Oof

Git Programming
16 hours ago 212.5K views 0 shares
Oof
Someone stumbled upon a repo with a "skill issue" label for GitHub issues. Because nothing says "we value our contributors" quite like telling them they suck at coding when they report a problem. It's the developer equivalent of a doctor diagnosing every patient with "just walk it off." The label sits right next to "not a bug" which is already peak passive-aggressive maintainer energy, but "skill issue" takes it to a whole new level. Why write helpful documentation when you can just gaslight your users into thinking they're the problem? Honestly, props to whoever created this label for their commitment to burning bridges and destroying community goodwill. 10/10 would never contribute to this project again.

For Real

Git Hardware Programming Linux
17 hours ago 205.6K views 0 shares
For Real
Linus Torvalds created two of the most foundational tools in modern software development and runs his entire operation from what looks like a repurposed guest bedroom with a standing desk from IKEA. Meanwhile, some guy who just finished a Udemy course on React has three ultrawide monitors, RGB everything, studio lighting, and a gaming chair that costs more than Linus's entire setup. The man literally built the kernel that powers most of the internet and version control that revolutionized collaborative coding, and he's doing it with the energy of someone who just wants to be left alone to yell at people on mailing lists. No fancy battlestation required when you're too busy actually shipping code instead of optimizing your desk aesthetics for TikTok.

I Did Not Expect This From Eft

Hardware Gamedev Programming
15 hours ago 203.3K views 0 shares
I Did Not Expect This From Eft
When you're looting in a hardcore shooter and stumble upon the most valuable resource known to programmers: FREE DDR5 RAM. Forget the ammo and medical supplies—this van is offering what every developer truly needs. The juxtaposition of a survival FPS where you're supposed to be worried about getting headshot by a camper, but instead you're contemplating whether to download more RAM from this sketchy van is *chef's kiss*. It's like finding a Stack Overflow answer that actually works in the middle of a firefight. DDR5 RAM prices being what they are, you'd probably take more bullets trying to secure this van than it's worth. But hey, 32GB is 32GB.

If You Know You Know

AI Programming Debugging
20 hours ago 199.1K views 0 shares
If You Know You Know
So you used to write beautiful comments explaining every function, every variable, every decision? Yeah, those were simpler times. Then ChatGPT dropped and suddenly your entire codebase became AI-generated spaghetti that you barely understand yourself. Now your "well-commented code" is just cryptic AI outputs with maybe a desperate "TODO: figure out what this does" thrown in. The innocence is gone. The trust is shattered. You're just a prompt engineer now, copy-pasting mysterious code blocks and praying they work. Welcome to the post-2022 developer experience where comments are a luxury from a bygone era and Stack Overflow feels like ancient history.

How People Used To Buy RAM

Hardware
13 hours ago 196.7K views 0 shares
How People Used To Buy RAM
Back in the day, you'd hand over a crisp Benjamin and walk away with a single stick of DDR5 32GB RAM. Now? That same $100 gets you maybe 16GB if you're lucky, or a subscription to someone's cloud storage. The good old days when RAM prices made sense and you didn't need to take out a second mortgage just to upgrade your rig. Those were simpler times, when memory was actually affordable and not treated like precious metals on the stock exchange.

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Writing PHP Professionally

php Webdev Programming Backend
21 hours ago 195.6K views 0 shares
Writing PHP Professionally
Imagine being so blessed that the universe itself conspires to save you from a lifetime of dollar signs and semicolons. Three stars aligned at birth—not to grant you superpowers, but to spare you from the existential dread of maintaining legacy PHP codebases. The mother's prophecy is both a blessing and a roast of an entire language. It's like the programming equivalent of "my child will never have to work in the mines." Sure, PHP powers like 77% of the web (WordPress, we see you), but apparently even celestial bodies think you deserve better career prospects. Plot twist: He probably ended up writing JavaScript professionally instead, which is arguably just trading one existential crisis for another. The stars can only do so much.

When You're Divorced From Reality

AI AWS Programming Backend Cloud
21 hours ago 189.7K views 0 shares
When You're Divorced From Reality
The classic tech startup founder transformation arc, but make it AI. You start with that ambitious gleam in your eye thinking you're about to revolutionize machine learning. Then you dump your entire Series A funding into GPUs and cloud infrastructure because "we need compute power!" Next thing you know, you've automated every single position in your company including your own, because efficiency, right? The punchline? Your AI-powered product is so expensive to run that your target market can't even afford the subscription fees. Turns out training models on petabytes of data and running inference at scale costs slightly more than a Netflix subscription. Who knew that burning through millions in compute costs would make your pricing model look like a luxury yacht rental? The clown makeup progression perfectly captures the descent from "visionary entrepreneur" to "why is my AWS bill six figures this month?" The real kicker is realizing you've essentially built a very expensive solution looking for a problem that can actually pay for it.

They All Say They're Agile Until You Work There

Agile Programming
12 hours ago 189.6K views 0 shares
They All Say They're Agile Until You Work There
Oh, you sweet summer child asking how sprints make them agile. Let me tell you about every company that puts "Agile" in their job posting: they think slapping two-week sprints on their waterfall process magically transforms them into a lean, iterative machine. Meanwhile, they're planning features 10 sprints out like it's 2005 and Microsoft Project is still cool. Real agile is about responding to change, iterating quickly, and actually talking to users. Fake agile is when management learns the word "sprint" at a conference and thinks they've unlocked the secret to Silicon Valley success. Spoiler: having standups and calling your waterfall phases "sprints" doesn't make you agile, it just makes you waterfall with extra meetings. The "DUH" really captures that condescending energy from teams who genuinely believe they've cracked the code because they use Jira.

Suffering From Success

Hardware Debugging
18 hours ago 176.3K views 0 shares
Suffering From Success
You bought 64GB of DDR5 RAM in 2024 thinking you'd finally ascended to god-tier computing, ready to run 47 Chrome tabs AND a Discord server simultaneously without breaking a sweat. But plot twist: your PC is now literally ON FIRE because you forgot that more RAM means your system is working harder, generating more heat, and turning your gaming rig into a portable sauna. Your friends walk in like "why does it smell like burning silicon and shattered dreams?" while you're just standing there in your party hat realizing your flex has become your funeral. The ultimate tragedy of being too powerful for your own cooling system. RIP thermal paste, you tried your best.

Tomato Tomato

React Webdev Javascript Frontend
18 hours ago 175.9K views 0 shares
Tomato Tomato
Someone's got a hot take about React being "the worst web framework," and the React devs are standing outside like concerned parents shielding their children from profanity. The irony? React isn't even a framework—it's a library. But try explaining that distinction at a tech meetup and watch everyone's eyes glaze over faster than a useEffect with missing dependencies. The beauty here is that React devs have heard every criticism imaginable: "It's too complicated!" "JSX is ugly!" "Why do I need 47 dependencies for a button?" Yet they remain unfazed, quietly building SPAs while the framework wars rage on. Whether you call it a framework or library, whether you love it or hate it—tomato, tomato. The React ecosystem keeps chugging along with its 200MB node_modules folder regardless.

Vitally

Programming Debugging
10 hours ago 171.6K views 0 shares
Vitally...
You know that feeling when you write some absolutely cursed code that somehow works, and you're riding high on that divine knowledge of what every line does? Fast forward six months—or let's be real, six days—and you're staring at your own creation like it's an ancient hieroglyph. The cat's smug expression perfectly captures that initial confidence: "Yeah, I'm a genius, I know exactly what's happening here." Then reality hits when you need to modify it and suddenly you're praying to the code gods for enlightenment because even you can't figure out what past-you was thinking. No comments, no documentation, just pure chaos. The transition from "only god & I understood" to "only god knows" is the programmer's journey from hubris to humility, speedrun edition.
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