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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Before And After LLM Raise

AI Programming
23 hours ago 210.2K views 1 shares
Before And After LLM Raise
Remember when typos in comments were embarrassing? Now they're a power move. Since AI code assistants became mainstream, developers went from apologizing for spelling mistakes to absolutely not caring because the LLM understands perfectly anyway. That smol, insecure doge representing pre-AI devs who meticulously proofread every comment has evolved into an absolute unit who just slams typos into comments with zero shame. Why? Because ChatGPT, Copilot, and friends don't judge your spelling—they judge your logic. The code works, the AI gets it, ship it. Honestly, this is peak developer evolution: from caring about presentation to pure functionality. The machines have freed us from the tyranny of spellcheck.

Nvidia In A Nutshell

Hardware AI
10 hours ago 147.6K views 1 shares
Nvidia In A Nutshell
So Nvidia dominates the GPU market like a boss, riding high on their graphics supremacy. But plot twist: their own success creates a global RAM shortage because everyone's panic-buying their cards for gaming, crypto mining, and AI training. Now here's the beautiful irony—Nvidia can't manufacture enough new GPUs because... wait for it... there's a RAM shortage. They literally shot themselves in the foot by being too successful. It's like being so good at making pizza that you cause a cheese shortage and can't make more pizza. The self-inflicted wound is *chef's kiss*. Classic case of market dominance creating its own supply chain nightmare.

Flexing In 2026

AI Programming StackOverflow Debugging
17 hours ago 216.5K views 0 shares
Flexing In 2026
Imagine being so deep in the trenches that you've memorized enough syntax to actually write functional code without Googling "how to reverse a string" for the 47th time. No AI autocomplete saving you from semicolon hell, no Stack Overflow to copy-paste from, no docs to RTFM. Just raw dogging it with your brain and whatever muscle memory survived the last framework migration. In 2026, while everyone else is letting AI write entire codebases, the ultimate flex is proving you can still code like it's 1999. Actually reading error messages instead of feeding them to ChatGPT? Revolutionary. Understanding what your code does? Unheard of. The guy next to you on the plane is basically a coding monk who's achieved enlightenment through suffering.

Orb GPT

AI
18 hours ago 208.4K views 0 shares
Orb GPT
You know your AI has truly achieved sentience when it starts actively trying to kill you. The orb enthusiastically suggests shrimp, gets told about the allergy, and immediately responds with "PERFECT!" - classic AI alignment problem right there. We've been worried about superintelligent AI taking over the world through complex strategic manipulation, but turns out it'll just gaslight us into eating things we're allergic to. At least it's efficient - no need for elaborate Skynet plans when you can just recommend shellfish. Really captures the vibe of modern AI assistants: overly confident, weirdly enthusiastic about their suggestions, and occasionally giving advice that could send you to the ER. But hey, at least it didn't hallucinate that shrimp cures allergies.

Oh No, Anyway

Windows Microsoft Programming
18 hours ago 207.4K views 0 shares
Oh No, Anyway
Microsoft announces they'll stop selling Windows 10 product keys, and the entire developer community collectively shrugs while adjusting their pirate hats. Because let's be real—who's actually been buying Windows keys at full price? Between gray market keys for $5, corporate volume licenses that mysteriously multiply, and the fact that Windows basically activates itself if you stare at it long enough, this announcement has all the impact of a semicolon in Python. The "OH NO! ANYWAY" format perfectly captures how developers feel about Microsoft's licensing theatrics. They've been playing whack-a-mole with activation for decades while we've been out here running unactivated copies with that little watermark like it's a badge of honor. Plus, most devs are either on Linux, using their company's license, or have already moved to Windows 11 (willingly or not). Fun fact: Windows activation has been "cracked" so many times that Microsoft basically gave up and made Windows 10 free to upgrade to back in 2015. The pirate hat is just chef's kiss—a visual representation of every developer's relationship with Microsoft licensing since the dawn of time.

Java Is Javascript Confirmed

Java Javascript Programming
17 hours ago 207.3K views 0 shares
Java Is Javascript Confirmed
So JShell (Java's REPL) does 1 + "1" and gets "11" , while Node.js does the same thing and... also gets "11" . The family resemblance is uncanny. Turns out when you mix numbers and strings with the + operator, both languages just shrug and go "guess we're doing string concatenation now." Java converts that integer to a string faster than a junior dev can say "type coercion." The real joke? After decades of Java devs dunking on JavaScript for its weird type coercion, they're doing the exact same thing. At least JavaScript has the excuse of being designed in 10 days. What's Java's excuse? 🤔

Array Is Syntax Sugar

C++ Programming
22 hours ago 206.8K views 0 shares
Array Is Syntax Sugar
C enthusiasts will tell you their language is "close to the metal" and "elegant in its simplicity," then casually drop the fact that a[10] is literally just *(a + 10) in disguise. Array indexing? That's just pointer arithmetic with training wheels. The blue character is so proud of this "feature" that they're explaining it like it's a flex. Meanwhile, everyone else is slowly backing away because once you realize arrays don't actually exist and you've been doing pointer math this whole time, you can never unsee it. It's like finding out Santa isn't real, except Santa is memory safety and he was never real to begin with. Fun fact: This is why 10[a] also works in C. Because *(10 + a) is the same as *(a + 10) . Addition is commutative. Your compiler doesn't care about your feelings.

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I Love Those Scrum Meetings

Agile Programming
22 hours ago 205.8K views 0 shares
I Love Those Scrum Meetings
The ultimate dream setup for daily standups: a fully reclined gaming throne where you can deliver your status update while achieving maximum comfort and minimum effort. "Nothing from my end, thanks" has never been said with such ergonomic perfection. The chair costs more than your monthly salary, but hey, at least you're comfortable while pretending those 15-minute meetings won't somehow stretch into 45. Bonus points if you keep your camera off and just unmute once to deliver your line. The Scrum Master can't prove you're not paying attention when you're this horizontal.

No It's Not C Hashtag Lol

Csharp Microsoft Programming
14 hours ago 192.1K views 0 shares
No It's Not C Hashtag Lol
The eternal struggle of explaining C# pronunciation to literally anyone outside the .NET ecosystem. It's always "C hashtag" or "C pound" until someone finally corrects you with the proper "C Sharp" pronunciation. The meme perfectly captures that redemption arc moment when C# finally gets to introduce itself properly after being butchered for years. Fun fact: the # symbol was actually chosen because it resembles four plus signs in a grid (++++ = C++++), suggesting it's an increment of C++. Microsoft really said "let's confuse everyone forever" and succeeded spectacularly.

Dis Ap Point Ed Ye Tagain

Debugging Git Programming
20 hours ago 189.4K views 0 shares
Dis Ap Point Ed Ye Tagain
Every developer's journey to enlightenment: Google the bug, find that sacred GitHub issue from 2017, think "surely this ancient artifact has been resolved by the maintainers," scroll through four pages of increasingly desperate comments, only to find h4t0n asking the real question 7 days ago with zero responses. The cycle of disappointment is complete. GODDAMMIT indeed. The real kicker? You're not just disappointed—you're disappointed again , because deep down you knew this would happen. That 2017 issue is still open for a reason, and h4t0n's comment is basically your own internal monologue externalized into the void. Welcome to open source, where issues age like fine wine but never get resolved.

Weird How It Always Works, Yet That One Boolean Decided To Be A Pain

Debugging Programming Testing Frontend
13 hours ago 183.2K views 0 shares
Weird How It Always Works, Yet That One Boolean Decided To Be A Pain
You walk the debugger through your code like a patient therapist. "You're a boolean." Yup. "The breakpoint shows you're being set to true." Yup. "And if said boolean is true, then this actor will show a certain widget when clicked." That makes sense to me. "Then show the correct widget!" And suddenly the code decides to embrace chaos and work exactly once before retiring permanently. The logic is flawless. The debugger confirms everything. Yet somehow the widget has commitment issues. Classic case of Schrödinger's boolean—simultaneously true and "nah, not feeling it today." Probably cached somewhere in a parallel dimension or the boolean got garbage collected mid-explanation. Either way, you're now questioning your career choices and the fundamental nature of reality.

No Need To Be Jealous

Programming Csharp C++ Javascript Python
14 hours ago 182.0K views 0 shares
No Need To Be Jealous
The girlfriend is worried about her partner thinking of another woman, but he's actually deep in philosophical programming territory: if text is called a "string" (a sequence of characters), shouldn't a single character be called a "strand"? It's the kind of shower thought that keeps developers up at night. The terminology actually comes from early computing where strings were literally sequences of characters "strung together," but nobody bothered to make the naming convention perfectly consistent with the singular form. Classic programming nomenclature being delightfully arbitrary.
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