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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Catch Twenty Two

Programming Devops Agile Debugging
22 hours ago 121.4K views 0 shares
Catch Twenty Two
The eternal paradox of software development: we desperately want good documentation for other people's code, but when it comes to documenting our own? Suddenly we're that mysterious figure walking away into the cosmic void. Let's be honest—we all start projects thinking "I'll document this properly" but then deadlines hit and it's just "the code is self-explanatory" followed by angry comments six months later when even YOU can't remember how your own sorcery works. Future you will hate present you. It's the circle of dev life.

Tower Of Hanoi: Childhood Trauma Meets Algorithm Hell

Algorithms Agile Programming Debugging
20 hours ago 120.7K views 0 shares
Tower Of Hanoi: Childhood Trauma Meets Algorithm Hell
Ah, the Tower of Hanoi puzzle—where innocent children's toy meets programmer's existential crisis! What looks like a simple ring-stacking game becomes a recursive nightmare when you're trying to implement it with a team. The thousand-yard stare in that dog's eyes perfectly captures the mental state of any dev who's tried to solve this classic algorithm problem during a group coding session. You think you're making progress, then suddenly you're back where you started—for the third time—while Chad from backend insists his O(3ⁿ) solution is "actually optimal." Fun fact: The Tower of Hanoi has an ancient legend that monks are solving it with 64 disks, and when they finish, the world will end. Based on how team projects go, we're safe for at least another few millennia.

Please Backlog It (Until I'm On Vacation)

Agile Devops Programming
19 hours ago 109.6K views 0 shares
Please Backlog It (Until I'm On Vacation)
The sweet illusion of productivity, crushed by managerial chaos. You think you've won the sprint game by finishing early, only to have your tech lead drop a surprise 2-story-point task in your lap without even a courtesy Slack message. That smug smile in the top panel? Gone faster than a production server during a demo. This is why we never announce when we're done early—rookie mistake. Just quietly work on tech debt or documentation until the sprint officially ends. Or better yet, take a three-day "debugging session" with your camera off.

Keep Calm And Blame Bill Gates

Microsoft Windows Programming Debugging
10 hours ago 103.4K views 0 shares
Keep Calm And Blame Bill Gates
The universal scapegoat of the tech world strikes again! When your Windows crashes, your Microsoft Office subscription expires unexpectedly, or that weird bug appears after an update — just blame Bill Gates. Never mind that he hasn't actively run Microsoft since 2008. The best part? This excuse works equally well for non-tech people trying to explain why their printer isn't working and senior developers who can't figure out why their legacy code is suddenly failing. It's the tech equivalent of "the dog ate my homework" — except everyone nods in understanding.

The Fastest Things On Earth

C++ Programming Python Debugging
10 hours ago 98.5K views 0 shares
The Fastest Things On Earth
Ah, the eternal quest for speed. Cheetahs? Fast. Airplanes? Faster. Speed of light? Impressive. But nothing—and I mean nothing —breaks the sound barrier quite like that app you rewrote from Python to C++. After weeks of replacing those cozy, readable Python lines with pointer arithmetic and memory management nightmares, your application now runs so fast it's practically time-traveling. Sure, it took 10x longer to develop and the codebase is now an impenetrable fortress of segfaults waiting to happen, but hey—look at that progress bar maxed out! Worth every sleepless night debugging those memory leaks. Totally.

Who Needs Junior Devs Anyway

AI Agile Programming Debugging
9 hours ago 95.1K views 0 shares
Who Needs Junior Devs Anyway
The modern tech company hierarchy in one perfect image. Junior dev happily letting AI do the heavy lifting while the senior dev is stuck reviewing 500 lines of algorithmic word vomit. Meanwhile, the project manager is just pointing a gun at everyone's back screaming about deadlines. And there sits the CEO, blissfully unaware in his ivory pew, dreaming about firing the entire dev team because ChatGPT told him it could do their jobs. Ten years of experience just to babysit robot output – exactly what we all went to college for!

Finally Got Myself An AMD 9080

Hardware Programming
9 hours ago 93.1K views 0 shares
Finally Got Myself An AMD 9080
Ah yes, the new AMD 9080. Runs Crysis at 0.0001 FPS and doubles as a museum exhibit. That's not a graphics card—it's an AM9080 CPU from the 1970s. While everyone's fighting scalpers for RTX cards, you've gone full retro and time-traveled to computing's Jurassic period. Bold strategy. At least your vintage processor doesn't need a liquid cooling system... just some dust removal and possibly carbon dating.

It's 2025: Microsoft's Terrifying GitHub Request

Git Networking Security Devops Microsoft
10 hours ago 91.9K views 0 shares
It's 2025: Microsoft's Terrifying GitHub Request
The year is 2025. Microsoft has fully absorbed GitHub, and the dystopian nightmare begins. GitHub users cower in fear as Microsoft whispers "Come closer..." only to drop the bombshell: "I NEED YOU TO ADD IPV6 SUPPORT TO GITHUB." It's the ultimate plot twist! After all the fears of Microsoft injecting telemetry, ads, or subscription tiers into GitHub, they're just desperately trying to drag their acquisition into modern networking standards. Still running on legacy IPv4 in 2025? That's the real horror story! The internet ran out of IPv4 addresses years ago, but GitHub's still clinging to them like SpongeBob to his spatula.

Few Things Won't Change

Linux Devops Git Programming
11 hours ago 90.7K views 0 shares
Few Things Won't Change
The year is 2070. Flying cars exist. We've colonized Mars. Quantum computing powers everything. But the Linux kernel? Still not "vibe code." Some poor maintainer is getting a pull request rejected because Linus doesn't think their commit messages spark joy. 50 years from now and we'll still be using git, still dealing with legacy code from the 90s, and still arguing about tabs vs spaces. The more technology advances, the more kernel development stays exactly the same.

Developers Will Always Find A Way

Gamedev Programming Debugging
8 hours ago 88.8K views 0 shares
Developers Will Always Find A Way
The classic developer hack - when you can't change the requirements, just redefine reality. Fallout 3 devs couldn't code a functioning train, so they just slapped a train model on an NPC's head and made him run underground. It's basically the game dev equivalent of saying "it's not a bug, it's a feature" and actually meaning it. Somewhere, a senior engineer is still defending this in architecture reviews as "an elegant solution given the constraints." This is why we can't have nice things... but we do get train hats.

Please Test More

Testing Devops Programming Debugging
13 hours ago 87.3K views 0 shares
Please Test More
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute DELUSION happening here! 😂 Senior Dev and Junior Dev are having the time of their lives, CACKLING like hyenas over a QA report claiming "No new bugs found." The AUDACITY! The FANTASY! The pure, unadulterated FICTION! It's like claiming you've found a unicorn riding a rainbow! Everyone in software knows that "no bugs found" is just code for "we didn't look hard enough" or "the tests didn't cover anything meaningful." The QA team probably ran one test, clicked a button twice, and called it a day! 💅 Meanwhile, production is about to BURST into flames the second this gets deployed. But sure, keep laughing while Rome burns, developers!

The "Great Innovation" That Makes You Question Evolution

Hardware Debugging
12 hours ago 84.4K views 0 shares
The "Great Innovation" That Makes You Question Evolution
Ah, the classic "innovation" that makes you want to throw your PC out the window! Nothing says "technological progress" like needing three hands and the patience of a saint to remove a RAM stick without snapping your motherboard in half. It's like they specifically designed it so you'd need to perform finger gymnastics while silently praying you don't accidentally launch your expensive memory module into orbit. Whoever decided one clip was "sufficient" clearly never had to troubleshoot RAM issues at 3AM with a flashlight clenched between their teeth. This is why computer builders develop forearm strength rivaling professional arm wrestlers.
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