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Solo Game Dev Things

12 hours ago 178.7K views 0 shares

When you're a solo game dev, you're simultaneously the architect, the implementer, and the future maintainer of your own codebase. The real plot twist? All three versions of you are pointing fingers at each other for that spaghetti code disaster. Current you is trying to add a new feature and wondering why the physics system is held together with duct tape and prayer. Last week you thought it was a clever optimization. Last year you... well, last year you clearly had no idea what you were doing but somehow it shipped. The beautiful tragedy of solo development: there's nobody else to blame, so you end up in a three-way Mexican standoff with your past selves. Spoiler alert—they all lose because you still have to refactor that mess.

When Your Pin Is Stronger Than Your Bank Balance 😂

Security Programming

13 hours ago 178.3K views 0 shares

When Your Pin Is Stronger Than Your Bank Balance 😂

Nothing says "junior developer life" quite like having military-grade encryption protecting absolutely nothing. Your account has more layers of security than Fort Knox, complete with 2FA, biometric authentication, and a 4-digit PIN that took you 20 minutes to decide on... all to guard $47.32 and a pending charge from your last coffee-fueled debugging session. The puppy standing protectively over the kitten really captures that energy of "I will defend this with my life" when there's genuinely nothing worth stealing. It's like implementing OAuth2 on your personal blog that gets 3 visitors a month. Sure, it's secure, but who exactly are we keeping out here? Fun fact: Banks spend billions on security infrastructure while most of us are out here protecting our two-digit balances like they're state secrets. At least when hackers breach your account, they'll leave disappointed. That's a different kind of security through obscurity.

Garbage Is Garbage

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12 hours ago 176.6K views 0 shares

The garbage collector doesn't discriminate—whether your code is written by someone who names variables "x1" and "x2" or a developer who thinks they're writing poetry with their function names, it all gets cleaned up the same way. Memory leaks don't care about your vibes. This hits different because "vibe coders" are out here writing code based on aesthetics and feelings, probably spending 20 minutes deciding between map vs forEach based on which one "feels right." Meanwhile, the garbage collector is just doing its job, treating their beautifully crafted objects the same as any other unreferenced heap allocation. No bonus points for code that sparks joy. At the end of the day, once that reference count hits zero or the mark-and-sweep algorithm runs, your elegant singleton pattern and someone's nested ternary nightmare get the same treatment: straight to the memory dump.

Vivaldi Bringing The Anti-AI Sass!

AI Webdev Frontend

20 hours ago 167.6K views 0 shares

While Chrome, Edge, and Safari are tripping over themselves to shove AI chatbots into every corner of their UI, Vivaldi just dropped the coldest take in browser history: "Actually, human intelligence is better." 💀 The absolute audacity of releasing version 7.8 with the thesis that *checks notes* humans equipped with good tools don't need algorithmic assistants is chef's kiss levels of contrarian energy. It's like showing up to a Tesla convention in a perfectly maintained 1967 Mustang. Vivaldi basically looked at the billions being poured into AI integration and said "nah, we're good" – which is either the most refreshing stance in tech right now or a marketing strategy so galaxy-brained it loops back to being genius. Either way, respect for zigging while everyone else zags.

Sadly They Don't Accept Donations

Webdev Frontend

19 hours ago 160.3K views 0 shares

When someone suggests paying for YouTube Premium to avoid ads, but you've already made your choice. Billy knows what's up – why pay a monthly subscription when uBlock Origin exists and does the job perfectly for free? The irony is delicious: YouTube doesn't have a donation button, but they sure want that Premium money. Meanwhile, developers are out here installing ad blockers faster than you can say "skip ad." The real kicker? If YouTube actually accepted donations like Wikipedia, we'd probably all feel guilty enough to throw them a few bucks. But nope, it's either Premium or the ad blocker life. Billy chose wisely.

Job Title Roulette

Programming

21 hours ago 159.9K views 0 shares

The tech industry can't decide what to call you, so they just throw darts at a board of synonyms. You write code? Cool, but are you a Developer, Software Developer, Programmer, Computer Programmer, Engineer, Software Engineer, or just a Coder? Spoiler alert: they all mean the same thing, but HR will fight you to the death over the distinction. Meanwhile, your actual job description is "full-stack DevOps cloud ninja rockstar who also fixes the printer." Fun fact: "Engineer" usually pays $20k more than "Developer" for the exact same work. Choose wisely.

Unused Ram Is Ram Wasted

Javascript Webdev Windows Programming Debugging

17 hours ago 157.9K views 0 shares

Electron apps took the "unused RAM is wasted RAM" philosophy and ran with it straight into the ground. That single Electron app casually munching on 6.73 TB of memory? Yeah, that's just Slack trying to display three channels and a gif. Meanwhile, Chrome is sitting in the corner nodding approvingly. The beauty of bundling an entire Chromium browser just to render some buttons is that you get to pretend memory constraints don't exist. Who needs optimization when you can just tell users to download more RAM? The fact that it's using 8% CPU while doing absolutely nothing is just the cherry on top of this performance disaster sundae.

This Also Applies To Those Who Write The Algorithm In Plain English

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22 hours ago 157.5K views 0 shares

This Also Applies To Those Who Write The Algorithm In Plain English

Using an LLM to look up documentation is like using a sword and fork to eat chicken. Sure, it technically works, but you're bringing medieval weaponry to a task that requires... literally just opening a browser tab. The guy's committed to the bit though, full knight armor and everything. Documentation exists. It's indexed. It's searchable. It doesn't hallucinate that a function takes 4 parameters when it only takes 2. But hey, why read the actual docs when you can ask an AI that was trained on Stack Overflow answers from 2019 and might confidently tell you to use a deprecated method? The title nails it too. Same energy as people who write "loop through the array and find the maximum value" as their solution to a coding challenge. Thanks, I also speak English. Show me the code or show me the door.

Can Anyone Relate?

Hardware Devops Docker Programming Backend

13 hours ago 156.8K views 0 shares

Your manager wants you to deploy a microservices architecture with real-time data processing and AI-powered analytics. Meanwhile, your work laptop is still running on that Intel Core i3 from 2015 with 4GB of RAM and takes 10 minutes to boot up. The fan sounds like it's preparing for takeoff but never quite makes it. Sure, I'll just spin up those Docker containers on a machine that crashes when I open more than three Chrome tabs. No problem at all.

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Networking Hardware Physics

10 hours ago 155.5K views 0 shares

That impossibly thin strand of glass can pump terabytes of data at the speed of light, yet most of us still think the internet is just... vibes and cloud magic. It's wild how something thinner than a human hair carries the entire weight of Netflix binges, Zoom calls, and Stack Overflow answers that save our careers daily. Meanwhile, your ISP charges you $80/month for "up to" speeds that mysteriously vanish during peak hours. The real kicker? That tiny fiber can handle gigabit speeds while your Cat5e cable from 2003 is bottlenecking your entire setup. Physics is both beautiful and humbling.

20 Years Later

Microsoft Windows Programming

14 hours ago 150.6K views 0 shares

You know how pregnant people are told "don't drink, don't smoke, it won't affect the baby"? Well, turns out some things DO have long-term consequences. Fast forward 20 years and the baby grows up to be someone who genuinely believes Microsoft Word is the best IDE for programming. The video shows someone actually coding in Word with syntax highlighting and everything, making a case for why it's a "superior" development environment. It's like watching someone use a hammer to screw in a lightbulb and then writing a thesis on why it's more efficient than a ladder. The causality here is chef's kiss: something clearly went wrong during development (pun intended), and now we're witnessing the consequences. Next up: "Why Notepad is better than Git for version control" and "Excel: The Ultimate Database Management System."

What The Hell Is Going On

Networking Devops Hardware

23 hours ago 149.4K views 0 shares

Oh, just a casual Tuesday in the server room where someone decided to create a modern art installation titled "Ethernet Cable Massacre." Look at those poor RJ45 connectors just... existing in their half-crimped, wire-exposed glory, scattered around like the aftermath of a networking battlefield. Someone clearly had ONE job—crimp these cables properly—and instead chose violence. The MikroTik Cloud Router Switch sitting there all pristine and professional while surrounded by this absolute chaos of exposed twisted pairs is sending me. It's giving "I showed up to a black-tie event and everyone else came in pajamas" energy. Pro tip: This is what happens when you let the intern handle cable management after watching one YouTube tutorial at 2x speed. Those wires are more exposed than my code on GitHub, and just as embarrassing.

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