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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Codea Toofast Forhumans Totrust

Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming Backend
15 hours ago 223.9K views 0 shares
Codea Toofast Forhumans Totrust
When your code is so optimized that it becomes a UX problem. The Carfax devs built a report generator that could crunch data in under 10ms, but users were convinced it was fake because "nothing that fast can be real." So the frontend team literally added a fake loading bar with random delays to make it feel more legitimate. This is peak software development: spending years optimizing performance, only to artificially slow it down because humans have been conditioned by decades of slow software to distrust anything that actually works well. We've trained users to equate "slow = working hard" and "fast = probably broken." The fact that this fake progress bar is allegedly still in production today is *chef's kiss*. Somewhere in that codebase is a setTimeout() that exists purely for psychological reasons. That's not technical debt—that's emotional support code.

It Was Reddit All Along

AI Programming StackOverflow
16 hours ago 213.6K views 0 shares
It Was Reddit All Along
So ChatGPT just hit 800 million weekly active users, and everyone's celebrating like it's this revolutionary AI breakthrough. Plot twist: it's basically just an extremely expensive wrapper around Reddit threads from 2015. You ask it how to center a div, and it regurgitates some Stack Overflow answer that got 12k upvotes back when Obama was still president. The "AI revolution" is literally just scraping the collective wisdom of developers who were procrastinating at work years ago and serving it back to you with a fancy conversational interface. We've gone full circle—instead of Googling "python list comprehension" and clicking the first Reddit link, we now ask an LLM that was trained on... that exact Reddit thread. The real innovation here is making people pay $20/month for what used to be free internet browsing. Silicon Valley efficiency at its finest.

Vulnerability As A Service

Security Devops Programming Backend Cloud
12 hours ago 205.1K views 0 shares
Vulnerability As A Service
Oh honey, you thought "vibe coding" was just about feeling the flow and letting your creative juices run wild? WRONG. What you're actually doing is speedrunning your way to becoming a CVE contributor! While everyone's out here pretending they're building the next unicorn startup with their "move fast and break things" mentality, they're really just offering free penetration testing opportunities to hackers worldwide. It's not a bug, it's a feature—literally a security feature for the bad guys! Who needs proper code reviews, security audits, or even basic input validation when you can just ~*manifest*~ secure code through pure vibes? Spoiler alert: The only thing you're manifesting is a data breach and a very awkward meeting with your CTO.

Does Anyone Want Ram Installed In Them

Hardware
13 hours ago 204.2K views 0 shares
Does Anyone Want Ram Installed In Them
Someone took RAM sticks, heat pipes, and what appears to be a power button to craft the most terrifying weapon known to IT: a literal memory upgrade sword. Because when Chrome tabs get out of hand, sometimes you need to take matters into your own hands. The question "Does anyone want RAM installed in them?" hits different when you're holding a blade made of DDR4. It's the ultimate solution for when someone says "just download more RAM" – no, Karen, I'll STAB you with more RAM instead. Props to whoever built this absolute unit of hardware repurposing. Your computer might be dead, but at least it died with honor as a legendary weapon. Plus, that power button on the hilt is *chef's kiss* – because every good stabbing needs a proper boot sequence.

Definition

Programming Debugging Testing
13 hours ago 201.4K views 0 shares
Definition
Oh honey, the AUDACITY of comparing yourself to an "alpha male" when you're literally just version 0.1 of a human being! Someone really said "I'm gonna destroy this man's entire existence" and equated alpha males to alpha releases—you know, those gloriously broken early versions of software that crash if you breathe on them wrong. The sheer DEVASTATION of being told you're not the dominant wolf of the pack, but rather a buggy mess that should've stayed in development for another six months. Imagine flexing your masculinity only to be told you're basically the software equivalent of "it works on my machine" energy. The roast is IMMACULATE, the burn is LEGENDARY, and somewhere an alpha male just blue-screened.

When People Are Describing The Game They're Working On

Gamedev Unity
13 hours ago 199.0K views 0 shares
When People Are Describing The Game They're Working On
You know that one indie dev friend who won't shut up about their "cozy farming sim with roguelike elements"? Yeah, they've used the word "cozy" approximately 47 times in the last 10 minutes. The gaming industry has collectively decided that "cozy" is the magic word that makes investors throw money at you and players smash that wishlist button. It's gotten to the point where even survival horror games are being pitched as "cozy existential dread simulators." The real kicker? It works. Slap "cozy" on literally anything—fishing, cooking, tax filing, debugging segmentation faults—and suddenly you've got a viable game concept. The word has been so overused it's lost all meaning, but game devs keep reaching for it like it's the only adjective in the English language. Meanwhile, the rest of us are sitting here wondering when "cozy battle royale" is gonna drop.

Runtime Error Comfort

Debugging Programming Testing
12 hours ago 197.5K views 0 shares
Runtime Error Comfort
Oh, the AUDACITY of comparing a runtime error to a movie! Sir, when your code crashes at runtime, you don't get tissues and comfort—you get BETRAYAL. That code worked PERFECTLY in your head, sailed through compilation like a champion, and then decided to absolutely OBLITERATE itself the moment it touched real data. The complete 180° emotional flip here is *chef's kiss* because runtime errors hit different. They're the ultimate plot twist where your code says "surprise! I was garbage all along!" while you're left there in the fetal position questioning every life choice that led you to this career.

Torvalds Is Going In Yours Too

Linux Iot Hardware Android Programming
11 hours ago 194.6K views 0 shares
Torvalds Is Going In Yours Too
Someone tried to dunk on Linux saying it "never succeeded" and got absolutely ratio'd with one of the most devastating comebacks in tech history. Linux runs everything from servers to smartphones to Mars rovers... and apparently the embedded systems in adult toys. The beauty here is that Linux's success is so overwhelming that you can't escape it even in your most private moments. Linus Torvalds really did take over the world, one microcontroller at a time. The person who made that original tweet probably sent it from an Android phone running Linux, connected to servers running Linux, through routers running Linux. The irony is thicker than kernel documentation.

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Really Upset About Cent Os

Linux Devops
11 hours ago 187.3K views 0 shares
Really Upset About Cent Os
When Red Hat pulled the plug on CentOS and pivoted to CentOS Stream, the entire sysadmin community collectively lost their minds. This protest sign captures that rage perfectly—you literally can't spell "hatred" without "Red Hat." For context: CentOS was the free, community-supported version of Red Hat Enterprise Linux that powered half the internet's servers. Then Red Hat decided to kill it off in favor of CentOS Stream (a rolling release that's more of a beta testing ground for RHEL). Thousands of production servers suddenly needed migration plans, and DevOps teams everywhere added "find CentOS alternative" to their 2021 roadmaps. The wordplay here is chef's kiss—taking your corporate betrayal to the streets with a sign that's both clever and seething with justified anger. Rocky Linux and AlmaLinux thank you for your service, angry sign person.

Linux Users Are Cool

Linux Programming
22 hours ago 170.5K views 0 shares
Linux Users Are Cool
You know that one person who somehow manages to mention their Arch installation at literally every social gathering? Yeah, they showed up to a funeral. The priest is asking for final words and someone just had to announce their OS preference to the grieving family. Brother, read the room. Nobody asked, and frankly, the deceased probably used Windows anyway. The Linux evangelism is strong with this one—so strong that basic social awareness took a backseat to flexing their distro choice. Look, we get it. You compile your own kernel. You haven't seen a GUI in three years. Your .bashrc has more lines than most people's codebases. But maybe, just maybe, save it for the tech meetup instead of Grandma's funeral.

2021 Vs 2026

Hardware
10 hours ago 169.5K views 0 shares
2021 Vs 2026
Remember when lumber prices went absolutely insane during the pandemic and plywood became more valuable than gold? Now in 2026, RAM prices have apparently decided to cosplay as housing market circa 2008. The joke here is the absurd inflation trajectory—what was once a pandemic-era construction material shortage has evolved into RAM sticks becoming the new currency. Eight sticks of 16GB Kingston RAM for a Corvette? That's 128GB total, which at today's inflated prices might actually be a reasonable trade. The "No low-ballers. I know what I have" is the chef's kiss—the universal Craigslist battle cry of someone who's absolutely delusional about their item's value but also... might be right this time? In a world where your gaming rig costs more than your car, trading RAM for vehicles is just sound financial planning.

Aged Like Milk

Hardware Programming
20 hours ago 158.1K views 0 shares
Aged Like Milk
Ken Olsen, CEO of Digital Equipment Corporation, confidently declared in 1977 that nobody would ever need a computer at home. Fast forward a few decades and we're literally panicking when our phone battery drops below 20%. We've got computers in our pockets, on our wrists, in our fridges, and probably embedded in our toasters at this point. The irony here is chef's kiss level. The guy was literally selling computers while simultaneously predicting they'd never be a household item. It's like a car salesman saying "nobody will ever need personal transportation." Digital Equipment Corporation eventually went bankrupt in 1998, probably around the time people were installing Windows 98 on their home PCs and playing Solitaire instead of working. Fun fact: Today we have more computing power in our smartphones than NASA used to land on the moon. So yeah, Ken... we found a few reasons to have computers at home. Like doomscrolling Twitter at 2 AM and arguing with strangers on Reddit about whether tabs or spaces are superior.
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