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The People Interested In Playing My Game Can Be Categorised Into Two Groups

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Group 1: "Stop posting and finish the game already." Group 2: "I wouldn't even know about your game if you stopped posting." The indie gamedev's eternal paradox—you're either procrastinating on social media or you're invisible. Both groups are right, which is the most painful part. You're simultaneously a marketing genius and the reason your game won't ship until 2027. The Godot engine won't save you from this existential crisis, friend.

Don't Be Afraid... Math And Computing Are Allies

Math Algorithms Programming

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Don't Be Afraid... Math And Computing Are Allies

Look, that intimidating Sigma and Pi notation you avoided in college? Yeah, they're just fancy for-loops with better PR. Summation is literally sum += 3*n and Product is prod *= 2*n . That's it. Mathematicians really said "let's make simple iteration look like ancient Greek spellcasting" and then wondered why people have math anxiety. Meanwhile, your average dev writes these same operations daily without breaking a sweat. The real plot twist? Once you realize math notation is just verbose pseudocode written by people who peaked before computers existed, algorithms suddenly become way less scary. Your CS degree just demystified centuries of mathematical gatekeeping in one tweet.

If You Know You Know

Programming Csharp C++ Javascript Java

22 hours ago 172.4K views 0 shares

The great divide: opening curly brace on the same line vs. new line. You'd think we'd have solved world hunger by now, but nope—we're still fighting holy wars over bracket placement. Both camps are convinced they're right, both will die on this hill, and both will passive-aggressively "fix" each other's code during reviews. The left side is the K&R/Java/JavaScript crowd, the right is the Allman style devotees. Plot twist: your linter doesn't care about your feelings and will enforce whatever the team lead decided three years ago.

Messing About In BIOS

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18 hours ago 125.1K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you're confidently tweaking BIOS settings like a tech wizard, then suddenly realize you've locked yourself out of your own computer? Yeah, that's the face of instant regret right there. Turns out disabling legacy USB support means your keyboard becomes a fancy paperweight during boot. No keyboard input = no BIOS access = welcome to panic town, population: you. Now you're frantically googling "how to reset BIOS" on your phone while contemplating your life choices. Pro tip: maybe don't disable the thing that lets you control your computer before the OS loads. Just a thought.

Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal

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Coding From Memory In 2025 Should Be Illegal

Witnessing someone code on a plane without internet is like watching a cryptid in the wild. No Copilot whispering sweet autocomplete nothings? No frantic Stack Overflow tabs? No documentation? Just pure, unfiltered brain power and error messages? This person is either a coding wizard from the ancient times or has memorized the entire MDN documentation. The rest of us can barely remember our own API endpoints without Googling them seventeen times. Honestly, if you can debug without AI assistance in 2025, you're basically a superhero and should be studied by scientists.

Self Documenting Open Source Code Be Like

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15 hours ago 111.8K views 0 shares

Self Documenting Open Source Code Be Like

Nothing screams "self-documenting" quite like a variable named var.putin_khuylo in your Terraform AWS module. Because when future developers are debugging your infrastructure at 3 AM, what they really need is a geopolitical statement embedded in their boolean logic. The commit message "fix: Always pull a value from SSM data source since a computer" is chef's kiss—incomplete sentence and all. Really helps clarify what's happening in those 833 lines of code. And that overlay text trying to explain the variable? "It basically means value of Putin is d*ckhead variable is true." Thanks, I definitely couldn't have figured that out from the variable name itself. Documentation? Who needs it when you can just name your variables after your political opinions and call it a day. The code is self-documenting, just not in the way anyone expected.

Just Provide Me Linux Dotexe

Linux Git Windows Programming

15 hours ago 109.4K views 0 shares

Someone just walked into Torvalds' Linux repository demanding a .exe file like they're at a drive-thru window ordering a McFlurry. They want to "download and install" Linux like it's a Windows application, completely oblivious to the fact that they're staring at the literal source code of an operating system kernel. The beautiful irony? They're asking for a Linux .exe file. That's like going to a Tesla dealership and asking them to fill up your gas tank. The .exe extension is a Windows executable format, my friend. Linux uses ELF binaries, shell scripts, or you know... you actually compile the code. But sure, let's just package an entire operating system kernel into a convenient double-clickable Windows executable because that makes total sense. The rage-filled rant calling developers "STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS" for not catering to their complete lack of understanding is *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "I'm ready to contribute to open source" quite like insulting the entire developer community while fundamentally misunderstanding what you're looking at.

Summary Of Reddits Following The Game Awards

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Summary Of Reddits Following The Game Awards

Nothing quite captures the absolute CHAOS of gaming subreddits like the aftermath of The Game Awards. You've got the Dishonored fans sobbing into their whiskey glasses, the Expedition 33 community living their best French life with baguettes and trophies, the Half-Life fans literally DECOMPOSING while waiting for Half-Life 3 (seriously, they've been skeletons since 2007), and the Megaman crew just vibing with their thumbs up because hey, at least they exist. Meanwhile Kingdom Come fans are on their knees in the mud, broken and defeated, while Silksong fans have transcended reality entirely—they're just screaming into the void at this point, mouths agape, souls shattered. The emotional rollercoaster of game announcements (or lack thereof) hits different for every fandom, and boy does it SHOW.

Girls Are So Weird

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7 hours ago 92.9K views 0 shares

Content Girls: Why don't boys get our signs? Their signs: final abstract class Main { !

Server The Servers

Cloud AI Linux Backend

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Content digital VAX 11/780 The Ticketmaster system is a hodge-podge of C and assembler and runs on ancient VMS hardware. The people who developed and maintained it are long since dead and/or retired. It has proven impossible to replace because nothing has been found that can handle thousands of simultaneous purchases as efficiently. The server room that houses the VMS machines has a room where a goat is left every two weeks. The next day, the goat is gone.

Typical Child In The Life Of A Programmer

Python Programming

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Typical Child In The Life Of A Programmer

When you inherit from both parents but implement the interface as a Python class. The onesie is basically a programmer's birth certificate written in code. Love how the live() method is just an infinite loop of sleeping, yielding to Bardak (probably a parenting framework for diaper changes), and calling be_awesome() . The implementation of be_awesome() ? Just pass . Already awesome by default—no logic needed. That's some solid object-oriented parenting right there. The imports are chef's kiss: import ibtiSam as mom and import boaz as dad . Aliasing your parents like they're npm packages. The class constructor takes both parents' genes as parameters—multiple inheritance done right. And that __init__ printing "hello world!" is probably the most accurate representation of birth ever coded. Baby's first deployment was clearly a success. No exceptions raised, all tests passing, and already in production with that "Welcome home" comment. 10/10 would instantiate again.

2021 Auto Market, Meet 2025 PC Component Market

Hardware Programming

14 hours ago 85.1K views 0 shares

2021 Auto Market, Meet 2025 PC Component Market

The double meaning hits harder than a memory leak at 3 AM. You want fancy RGB RAM with rainbow lighting that'll make your build look like a unicorn exploded? Cool, that'll cost you more than a literal RAM truck. The irony is delicious: in 2021, you couldn't afford a Dodge RAM because of chip shortages. In 2025, you still can't afford RAM, but now it's the computer kind because GPU and memory prices have gone absolutely feral. At least the truck gets you places. Your DDR5 just gets you slightly faster compile times and the privilege of telling people at parties that you have 128GB of RAM.

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