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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Basically Microsoft Copilot

AI Microsoft Programming
13 hours ago 159.2K views 1 shares
Basically Microsoft Copilot
Every developer's relationship with Copilot in two frames. First you're all polite about it, nodding along like "ah yes, very innovative, love what you've done with the place." Then reality kicks in and you're frantically googling how to turn off the AI that keeps autocompleting your variable names into Shakespearean sonnets. It's like having an overly enthusiastic intern who won't stop suggesting "improvements" to your perfectly functional code. Sure, it can write a binary search tree, but can it stop interrupting me every three seconds? Didn't think so.

Vibe Assembly

Programming AI C++ Python
22 hours ago 228.9K views 0 shares
Vibe Assembly
Someone just asked the forbidden question that would make every compiler engineer have an existential crisis. If compilers turn Python into machine code, and LLMs turn English into Python, why not just... skip the middleman and write everything in assembly? Or better yet, binary? The logic is technically sound but hilariously misses the entire point of abstraction layers. Sure, we could all write in assembly, just like we could all hunt our own food and make fire with sticks. But some of us have deadlines, sanity to preserve, and a deep appreciation for not manually managing registers for a simple "Hello World." High-level languages exist because humans are terrible at thinking like machines, and machines are terrible at understanding human intent. The whole point is to let each layer do what it's good at. Otherwise, we'd still be toggling switches on punch cards while debugging segfaults in our sleep.

Always Use Original Product

Hardware Microsoft Programming
21 hours ago 220.1K views 0 shares
Always Use Original Product
When your mouse looks like it survived the Jurassic period and you're pairing it with a pristine Microsoft keyboard. Someone clearly has their priorities sorted—invest in the keyboard for those epic typing sessions, but the mouse? Nah, that ancient potato-shaped relic held together by prayers and dust will do just fine. The contrast here is chef's kiss: one peripheral living its best life in 2024, the other literally decomposing on your desk. But hey, if it still clicks, it ships. Why waste money on a new mouse when you can just... suffer? Peak developer energy right here—we'll optimize our code to perfection but won't replace hardware that looks like an archaeological find.

Ugliest Git History Ever

Git Devops Programming
23 hours ago 219.8K views 0 shares
Ugliest Git History Ever
Junior dev discovers their company actually enforces clean git practices and suddenly realizes they can't just nuke their messy commit history with git push --force anymore. The existential crisis hits different when you realize you'll actually have to learn proper rebasing, squashing, and writing meaningful commit messages instead of your usual "fixed stuff" × 47 commits. For context: --force and --force-with-lease let you overwrite remote history, which is great for cleaning up your own branch but catastrophic on shared branches. Most teams disable this on main branches and PRs to prevent people from rewriting shared history and causing merge chaos. Now our friend here has to actually think about their commits like a professional instead of treating git like a save button in a video game. Welcome to the big leagues, where your commit history is public record and your shame is permanent.

Thank You Lenovo

Windows Hardware Microsoft
21 hours ago 217.8K views 0 shares
Thank You Lenovo
Nothing brings people together quite like mutual suffering, and boy does Windows 11 23H2 deliver on that front! Your fancy Microsoft desktop with its shiny new update? Struggling. Your trusty Lenovo laptop running the same cursed version? Also struggling. But at least they're struggling TOGETHER. It's basically a support group where everyone's crying about the same bugs, performance issues, and mysterious crashes. Who needs compatibility when you can have solidarity? Lenovo really said "we're all going down with this ship" and honestly? Respect. The real MVPs are the laptop manufacturers who ensure that when Microsoft drops a problematic update, NOBODY escapes unscathed. Democracy at its finest! 💀

Are We There Yet

AI Programming Debugging
3 hours ago 46.6K views 1 shares
Are We There Yet
So Anthropic's CEO thinks we'll hit peak AI code generation by 2026, but someone's already done the math on what comes after the hype cycle. Turns out when AI writes 100% of the code, we'll need humans again—not to write code, but to decipher whatever eldritch horror the models have conjured up. Senior engineers will become glorified janitors with 10x salaries, which honestly sounds about right given how much we already get paid to fix other people's code. The future is just the present with extra steps and better excuses for technical debt.

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Trust Me Bro I Wrote This

Programming Debugging
19 hours ago 204.0K views 0 shares
Trust Me Bro I Wrote This
You know you've achieved peak engineering when your code-to-comment ratio is inverted and you're sprinkling emojis like they're syntactic sugar. The interviewer's trying to figure out if you're a genius documenting every breath the code takes or if you just couldn't decide what the function actually does so you left a trail of 🤔💭🚀 instead. Nothing screams "production-ready" quite like: // 🔥 this might break idk // TODO: fix later (narrator: it was never fixed) function doTheThing() { ... } The sweating intensifies as they realize your "documentation" is essentially a diary entry with more feelings than facts. But hey, at least future you will know you were confused AND whimsical when you wrote it.

Scrum

Agile Programming
15 hours ago 157.6K views 0 shares
Scrum
So you picked up a Scrum book thinking it'd be all sunshine and productivity improvements. The poster promises magical collaboration and efficient sprints. You open it with hope in your heart. What you actually get: an endless hellscape of daily standups that take 45 minutes, retrospectives where nothing changes, sprint planning meetings that could've been an email, and story point debates that make you question your entire career path. The book forgot to mention that "ceremonies" is just corporate speak for "meetings that will drain your soul." The real kicker? You still have to write code between all these meetings.

Happened To Me Today

Testing Agile Programming Debugging
16 hours ago 149.4K views 0 shares
Happened To Me Today
That beautiful moment when you discover a bug in production code you just shipped, and your heart stops because QA is already testing it. Then somehow, miraculously, they give it a thumbs up without catching your mistake. Relief washes over you like a warm blanket... until your brain kicks in and realizes: "Wait, if they missed THIS bug, what else are they missing?" Suddenly that green checkmark feels less like validation and more like a ticking time bomb. Welcome to the trust issues developers develop after years in the industry. Now you're stuck wondering if you should quietly fix it and pretend nothing happened, or accept that your safety net has more holes than a fishing net made of spaghetti code.

I Hate It Here

AI Agile Programming
13 hours ago 149.4K views 0 shares
I Hate It Here
Nothing says "the future is bright" quite like someone predicting that by 2026, we'll all just collectively agree to ship mediocre code because AI can spit out working garbage faster than we can write clean, maintainable solutions. The argument here is basically: "Why spend time writing beautiful, well-architected code when your competitors are speed-running to production with AI-generated slop?" The term "slop" is doing some heavy lifting here—it's that perfect blend of "it compiles" and "I have no idea what it does." Sure, shipping velocity matters, but there's a special kind of dystopia where code quality becomes a competitive disadvantage . The comment "we all died in 2020 and this is hell" really ties it together. Because honestly? A world where craftsmanship loses to quantity, where technical debt is a feature not a bug, and where AI-assisted copy-paste becomes the gold standard... yeah, that tracks as hell. The real kicker is that this isn't even satire—it's a genuine concern about where the industry is headed when speed trumps everything else.

Wait What...

Debugging Csharp C++ Programming Java
16 hours ago 144.9K views 0 shares
Wait What...
You know that mini heart attack when the compiler says "Error on line 42" and you frantically scroll to line 42, only to find it's a completely innocent closing brace? Then you look at line 43 and see the actual problem starting there. The error message is technically correct but also absolutely useless because the real issue is never where it claims to be. Compilers have this delightful habit of detecting errors at the point where they finally give up trying to make sense of your code, not where you actually messed up. That missing semicolon on line 38? The compiler won't notice until line 42 when it's like "wait, what is happening here?" It's the developer equivalent of your GPS saying "you missed your turn" three blocks after you actually missed it. Thanks, I hate it.

This Never Fucking Works

Microsoft Security Azure Windows
11 hours ago 142.3K views 0 shares
This Never Fucking Works
Microsoft's login system asking if you want to stay signed in, promising to "reduce the number of times you are asked to sign in." Then there's the "Don't show this again" checkbox. Spoiler alert: you'll see this dialog tomorrow. And the day after. And every single day until the heat death of the universe. These checkboxes are basically digital placebos. You click them with hope in your heart, believing this time will be different. It never is. Microsoft will ask you to sign in again before you finish your coffee. The checkbox might as well say "Click here to feel momentarily empowered before we ignore your preferences entirely." The "Yes" button to stay signed in? Also decorative. Your session will expire faster than milk left on a radiator.
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