So we've officially reached the point where AI approves 231-file PRs without even blinking. No comments about your variable naming, no passive-aggressive suggestions about extracting that function, no "nit: add a space here" – just pure, unfiltered approval. The dev is literally running away with joy because they know what just happened: they bypassed the one senior engineer who would've asked them to split this monstrosity into 47 smaller PRs. The AI reviewer? "Looks good to me, ship it!" Meanwhile, production is about to experience what I call "character development." Remember when we used to complain about rubber-stamp approvals from humans? Turns out we were just warming up for the era of algorithmic YOLO deployments. At least when Bob approved everything without reading, you could shame him in standup. Can't exactly put an AI on a performance improvement plan.