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13 hours ago 160.8K views 1 shares

Oh the IRONY of creating a hideous Excel chart to complain about creating hideous Excel charts! Someone really woke up and chose violence against themselves today. The self-awareness is both painful and beautiful—spending half your day making charts that look like they were designed by a colorblind toddler with a vendetta against data visualization best practices, while the actual useful analysis gets the tiniest sliver at the end. The pixelated art style really drives home that "I hate my life" energy. Nothing says "corporate suffering" quite like a bar chart that's also a cry for help!

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AI Programming

14 hours ago 166.0K views 0 shares

When tech buzzwords get the geographic treatment. The joke here is redefining popular tech acronyms through an India-centric lens, poking fun at both outsourcing stereotypes and the prevalence of Indian talent in tech. The progression is chef's kiss: AI becomes "An Indian," API turns into "A Person in India" (because who needs REST when you can just call Rajesh), LLM gets downgraded to "Low-cost Labour in Mumbai" (ouch but accurate commentary on outsourcing economics), and AGI becomes "A Genius Indian" (because let's be real, half of Silicon Valley runs on Indian engineering talent). But the real punchline? GPT as "Gujarati Professional Typist" – because apparently all those tokens we're generating are just someone in Gujarat with really fast typing skills. Forget neural networks and transformer architecture; it's just a dude with a mechanical keyboard and exceptional WPM. The meme brilliantly satirizes both the tech industry's obsession with acronyms and the reality that India has become synonymous with tech workforce, from call centers to cutting-edge AI development.

Either It All Fits On The Stack Or You Need A Bigger Stack

C++ Algorithms Programming Debugging

14 hours ago 165.3K views 0 shares

Either It All Fits On The Stack Or You Need A Bigger Stack

Behold the absolute MADLAD who decided that heap allocation is for the weak and cowardly! Why bother with malloc() or new when you can just throw everything onto the stack like you're playing Jenga with your program's memory? Stack overflow? Never heard of her. Just casually allocating 50MB arrays as local variables and watching your program crash with the grace of a drunk giraffe on ice skates. The sheer AUDACITY of living life on the edge, where every function call is a gamble and segmentation faults are just spicy surprises. Who needs proper memory management when you can just increase the stack size and pretend the problem doesn't exist? It's giving "I don't have a hoarding problem, I just need a bigger house" energy but make it programming.

The Truth Is Watching Me

Backend Devops Programming Databases Cloud

13 hours ago 165.2K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you're in the standup meeting confidently calling it a "microservice" while internally screaming because it's basically a distributed monolith wearing a fancy hat? That nervous side-eye says it all. Your so-called microservice has more endpoints than a porcupine has quills, shares a database schema with everything else (violating every principle of service independence), and has "modules" that are just glorified folders pretending to be separate concerns. It's like calling a studio apartment a "luxury multi-zone living space." The worst part? Everyone on the team knows, but nobody wants to be the one to say "hey, maybe we should refactor this before it becomes sentient and enslaves us all." Instead, you just keep adding more endpoints and praying the database doesn't become the single point of failure it was always destined to be.

I Must Be A Genius

Security Webdev Javascript Programming Backend

12 hours ago 155.7K views 0 shares

Rolling your own JWT authentication is basically the security equivalent of performing brain surgery on yourself because you watched a YouTube tutorial. Sure, you technically implemented authentication, but you've also probably introduced 47 different attack vectors that a security researcher will gleefully document in a CVE someday. There's a reason why battle-tested libraries like Passport, Auth0, or even Firebase Auth exist. JWT has so many gotchas—algorithm confusion attacks, token expiration handling, refresh token rotation, secure storage, XSS vulnerabilities—that even experienced devs mess it up. But hey, at least you can brag about it at parties while the security team quietly adds your endpoints to their watchlist. Pro tip: If your JWT implementation doesn't make you question your life choices at least three times, you're probably missing something important.

Mutex Will Save You All

Programming Rust Golang C++ Python

17 hours ago 154.4K views 0 shares

Grammar lessons from the concurrency trenches. While you're busy learning Latin plurals for your CS vocabulary, the mutex is quietly plotting your demise with race conditions and deadlocks. The joke here is brutal: mutex (mutual exclusion) is supposed to be your savior in multithreaded programming, preventing race conditions by locking shared resources. But its plural? "Deadlock." Because when you start using multiple mutexes without proper ordering, you're basically writing a suicide note for your application. Thread A locks mutex 1 and waits for mutex 2, while Thread B locks mutex 2 and waits for mutex 1. Congrats, your program is now frozen in time like a developer staring at their production logs at 3 AM. The irony is chef's kiss—the very thing meant to save you becomes your downfall when you scale up. It's like hiring security guards who end up blocking each other in doorways.

Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Programming Typescript Kotlin Swift Debugging

17 hours ago 152.6K views 0 shares

You're innocently working on line 6061, making some small change to a function, when suddenly you need to jump to the implementation. Your IDE dutifully takes you there... and you land on line 19515. That sinking feeling in your stomach? That's the realization that you're now deep in a 13,000+ line file that someone (probably you six months ago) promised to refactor "later." Nothing says "technical debt" quite like a single file that could double as a novella. At this point, you're not even mad—just impressed that your IDE hasn't crashed yet. Time to add another TODO comment and pretend you didn't see it.

Good And Bad 😅

Python Programming

16 hours ago 152.0K views 0 shares

Python's automatic garbage collection is both a blessing and a curse wrapped in the same package. Sure, you get to skip the manual memory management nightmares that haunt C++ developers at 3 AM, but that's also the problem—you literally can't control it even if you wanted to. It's like having a roommate who insists on doing all the dishes but also throws away your leftovers without asking. You're grateful for the help, but sometimes you just want to manage your own damn memory leaks in peace. The real kicker? When Python's garbage collector decides to pause your program at the worst possible moment, you'll wish you could worry about memory management. But nope, you're just along for the ride.

Absolutely Diabolical

Javascript Webdev Devops Programming Frontend

18 hours ago 151.5K views 0 shares

You know that one dev on your team who just wants to watch the world burn? Yeah, they pushed a breaking change to a dependency and reset the "days without npm incident" counter back to zero. Again. The JavaScript ecosystem is held together by duct tape and the prayers of overworked maintainers. One rogue package update and suddenly your entire CI/CD pipeline is screaming at you at 3 AM. The best part? It's always some obscure transitive dependency you didn't even know existed that decides to introduce a breaking change in a patch version. Pro tip: Pin your dependencies. Lock that package-lock.json like your production uptime depends on it. Because it does.

Last Time For Sure

Cloud Webdev Networking Devops Backend

18 hours ago 150.7K views 0 shares

That one kid in class who discovers status monitoring sites and suddenly becomes the herald of every Cloudflare outage. Seven weeks straight. At some point the teacher's just wondering if maybe, just maybe, the kid's router is the actual problem. But no—Cloudflare really does go down that often, and now everyone knows because this kid has appointed himself Chief Outage Officer. The internet's most reliable unreliable service strikes again.

Jpeg Xl Is Dead. Long Live Jpeg Xl

Webdev Programming Frontend

18 hours ago 148.5K views 0 shares

Google removed JPEG-XL support from Chrome faster than you can say "deprecated," claiming nobody used it. But here's the kicker: nobody used it because they removed the support . Classic chicken-and-egg problem, except the chicken is Google and the egg is every web developer who now has to maintain it anyway because users won't stop uploading JPEG-XL files. It's like watching someone complain about having to cook dinner while actively throwing away all the kitchen appliances. Google's standing there with their arms crossed, annoyed that developers keep requesting support for a format that's objectively better (smaller files, better quality, actual transparency), but they killed it themselves. The audacity is chef's kiss level. Welcome to web development, where the standards are made up and browser support doesn't matter until it suddenly does.

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