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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Your Girlfriend Is A Model

AI Algorithms Programming
23 hours ago 131.9K views 1 shares
Your Girlfriend Is A Model
The perfect double entendre for data scientists! In 2020, saying "my girlfriend is a model" might mean she walks runways. But by 2026? That smile turns to existential dread because she's literally an AI model trained on terabytes of data. The progression from happy to horrified perfectly captures how machine learning is evolving. First we had simple classification algorithms, now we're creating digital companions with GPT-sized parameter counts that can pass for human. Your actual girlfriend might need to compete with a fine-tuned transformer architecture soon!

Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are Blue

Debugging Javascript Programming Python
13 hours ago 131.5K views 1 shares
Roses Are Red, Syntax Errors Are Blue
Poetry meets syntax errors in this cross-stitched masterpiece. Nothing says "I love you" quite like an unexpected token on line 32 that breaks your entire codebase at 4:59 PM on a Friday. The compiler doesn't care about your weekend plans. The semicolon you forgot will haunt your dreams while you're supposed to be relaxing. Just another reminder that computers follow rules, not emotions – unlike whoever spent hours stitching this beautiful monument to debugging trauma.

Task Manager: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Windows Microsoft Programming Debugging
19 hours ago 139.7K views 0 shares
Task Manager: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Oh. My. GOD. Only Microsoft could turn a simple "close window" function into a MULTIPLICATION MIRACLE! 🤦‍♀️ You ask Task Manager to die, and instead it spawns TWINS like some digital hydra! "Kill one process, two shall take its place!" This is what happens when your debugging strategy is just crossing your fingers and whispering sweet nothings to your code. The absolute AUDACITY of Windows 11 to look at user requests and go "Hmm, that sounds like a suggestion rather than a command." No wonder the cartoon character is having an existential crisis - we're all just one Windows update away from our computers achieving sentience through pure chaos!

The Perfect Timing Of Windows Updates

Windows Microsoft
18 hours ago 138.2K views 0 shares
The Perfect Timing Of Windows Updates
You're rushing out the door, late for a meeting. "Shut down PC," you command. Then suddenly—the dreaded Windows update appears like Tom with his paw in the door. "Not today, human. I've been waiting 37 days for this moment." Your 10-second shutdown just became a 20-minute hostage situation. The green arrow of progress mocks your schedule as it crawls to 3%. Meanwhile, your boss is texting: "Meeting started, where are you?" Truly the digital equivalent of having your car keys hidden by a sadistic cartoon cat.

Nvidia's AI Bubble: The GPU Apocalypse

AI Hardware Programming
19 hours ago 136.0K views 0 shares
Nvidia's AI Bubble: The GPU Apocalypse
Remember when we thought GPU prices couldn't possibly get worse? Then AI showed up like Patrick Star, gleefully inflating Nvidia's market bubble to astronomical levels. Meanwhile, developers are just sitting there like SpongeBob, watching their dream build slip further away with each new AI model release. The sweet irony of wanting to build a gaming PC but discovering the hardware is too busy generating cat pictures and writing emails for tech bros. At this point, selling a kidney might not even cover the down payment on an RTX 4090.

Just One Hit And All The Renewal Fees Will Be Worth It

Webdev Programming Frontend
14 hours ago 133.6K views 0 shares
Just One Hit And All The Renewal Fees Will Be Worth It
Domain hoarders are the tech world's secret addicts. Hiding in the attic with 47 unused domains they're "definitely going to build something on someday." Meanwhile, they're dropping $500 annually on renewals for gems like blockchain-cat-nft-revolution.com that seemed brilliant at 2 AM after three energy drinks. The family downstairs has no idea why money keeps disappearing, while upstairs you're refreshing domain auctions like it's the stock market. "This one's an investment," you whisper to yourself, as you register your 12th variation of a pun nobody else understands.

The Programmer Dating Hierarchy

Programming Rust Csharp C++ Javascript
13 hours ago 132.8K views 0 shares
The Programmer Dating Hierarchy
The programmer dating market has spoken, and it's absolutely savage. Everyone's fighting over that one Rust developer with memory-safe relationships while C++ devs are left wondering if they've been friend-zoned or just garbage collected. Notice how Java gets a question mark – even the dating pool has NullPointerExceptions when it comes to Java devs. Meanwhile, Python coders are getting attention despite spending hours arguing about whitespace, and JavaScript users somehow remain popular despite their toxic relationship with semicolons. The SQL enjoyer is probably great at relationships – they know how to properly JOIN tables at dinner parties. But that Rust developer? Memory safe, thread safe, AND relationship safe. The ultimate triple threat.

Let's Go Back To Monke

React Webdev Javascript Programming Debugging
15 hours ago 128.9K views 0 shares
Let's Go Back To Monke
Sometimes I wonder if returning to monke would be easier than debugging that React component for the 17th time. The sweet bliss of ignorance—no JavaScript frameworks, no variable scope issues, just vibing with the squad and hunting for ants. The ultimate escape from dependency hell. Maybe those chimps are onto something...

The Critical Exception In Your Daily Runtime

Programming StackOverflow Debugging
15 hours ago 124.7K views 0 shares
The Critical Exception In Your Daily Runtime
Ah yes, the classic developer life cycle reduced to its most essential functions. Someone proudly displayed their minimalist existence as while(alive) { eat(); sleep(); code(); } only to have another dev point out the critical exception handling they've missed. Without poop() , you're headed straight for a PoopOverflow exception - the most unpleasant stack overflow you'll ever experience. No garbage collection system in the world can save you from that one.

Apple Forgot To Disable Production Source Maps On The App Store Web App

Apple Webdev Security Javascript Debugging
22 hours ago 124.5K views 0 shares
Apple Forgot To Disable Production Source Maps On The App Store Web App
The trillion-dollar company that makes privacy its selling point just handed out their source code like it's free candy at a tech conference. Source maps in production is the digital equivalent of leaving your house keys under the doormat with a neon sign pointing to them. Some developer is getting a strongly worded Slack message right about now. For the uninitiated: source maps are files that link minified/compiled code back to the original source, meant for debugging but absolutely not for showing your competitors how your app works. It's like publishing your diary but forgetting to tear out the pages where you wrote down all your secrets.

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Brute Forced: When Your Encryption Standards Don't Match

Security Algorithms Math Programming
11 hours ago 113.8K views 0 shares
Brute Forced: When Your Encryption Standards Don't Match
This is cryptography dating humor at its finest! The left side shows "When she's a [RSA 4096] girl" with SHA256 at the bottom - representing a highly secure, industry-standard encryption algorithm with a robust 4096-bit key. Meanwhile, the right side shows "But you're a [DSA 1024] boy" - a significantly weaker, outdated encryption standard. It's basically saying "she's way out of your league" in encryption terms. She's using military-grade security while you're running the digital equivalent of a paper lock. The title "Brute Forced" adds another layer of humor - suggesting that despite the mismatch in security levels, you're still trying to crack the code through sheer persistence rather than elegant algorithms. The ultimate nerd way of saying your encryption standards are incompatible for a secure connection!

Every New Desktop App Dev Be Like

Webdev React Javascript Programming Frontend
20 hours ago 109.9K views 0 shares
Every New Desktop App Dev Be Like
Nobody wants to touch those crusty desktop frameworks from the 90s anymore. Qt and WinForms? Hard pass. But wrap a glorified browser in a desktop shell and call it "cross-platform" and suddenly everyone's throwing confetti. "Look mom, I made a desktop app with 500MB of node_modules and it only takes 8 seconds to launch a hello world!" The absolute state of desktop development in 2023 - where your app is basically a website that somehow uses more RAM than Photoshop.
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