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This Is Software Development About, Apparently

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This Is Software Development About, Apparently

You followed the tutorial character by character. Triple-checked for typos. The tutorial says it works. Your code says "nah." So you sit there, staring at your screen like a confused teddy bear with a bottle of whiskey, questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. Turns out the tutorial was written for Node 12, you're running Node 18, and there's a breaking change in a dependency that was deprecated four years ago. Or you're on Windows and the tutorial assumed Linux. Or the author just forgot to mention that one critical environment variable. Classic. Welcome to software development, where copy-paste is both the solution and the problem.

Vibe Coders

Programming Frontend

20 hours ago 265.8K views 0 shares

You know that guy who names his variables like "fireRocket" and "boomError" with matching emojis? Yeah, his code reads like a kindergarten art project but somehow it ships on time while your perfectly architected, SOLID-principled masterpiece is still in code review. The real pain hits when you're doing a pair programming session and they're throwing 🔥 and ✅ everywhere like they're decorating a Christmas tree, and you're sitting there wondering if your CS degree was worth it. But hey, at least when production breaks, you'll know exactly which function caused it: explosionHandler💥() . The worst part? Their code probably has better documentation than yours because emojis are universal. Can't argue with that logic when the PM understands their codebase better than yours.

I Knew I Should Have Listened To Him…

Hardware

23 hours ago 241.8K views 0 shares

That guy who made a 10-year-old video begging you to buy just ONE stick of DDR5 RAM? Yeah, he was a prophet and nobody listened. Now you're stuck paying the price of a used car for memory modules while he's somewhere saying "I told you so." The real tragedy is that 4.5M people watched this wisdom and collectively thought "nah, I'll wait for a sale." Spoiler alert: the sale never came. DDR5 prices went up faster than your technical debt, and now that single stick costs more than your entire first PC build. Time travel is real, it's just locked behind YouTube recommendations trying to warn us about our future financial mistakes.

Quote By Abraham Linked In

AI Webdev Programming

18 hours ago 241.4K views 0 shares

Modern programming in a nutshell: you spend 4 hours crafting the perfect prompt to tell an AI what you want, then 2 hours actually coding. It's like having a really smart but incredibly literal intern who needs extremely detailed instructions. The fake Abraham Lincoln attribution is *chef's kiss* – because nothing says "inspirational tech thought leader" like slapping a historical figure's name on your LinkedIn hot take about AI-driven development. Pretty sure Honest Abe was more into splitting rails than splitting user stories into microservices. But real talk? The ratio is painfully accurate. Half your "coding time" with AI tools is just negotiating with ChatGPT or Copilot to generate something that doesn't look like it was written by a caffeinated rubber duck. "No, I said B2B SaaS, not B2C... no, not blockchain... please stop adding blockchain..."

Why Did You Come To Interview

Programming

18 hours ago 241.3K views 0 shares

So you're telling me you showed up to a SOFTWARE ENGINEERING interview at a SOFTWARE COMPANY to do SOFTWARE THINGS and you... don't like coding? That's like applying to be a chef and saying "Yeah, I don't really vibe with food." The interviewer's face says it all – the sheer bewilderment, the existential crisis, the "did I just waste 30 minutes of my life?" energy radiating through the screen. Like bestie, what exactly were you planning to do here? Manage the office plants? Provide moral support to the CI/CD pipeline? The audacity is truly unmatched.

Can You Code Without Internet

StackOverflow Webdev Programming Debugging

17 hours ago 229.9K views 0 shares

Turns out we've all been copy-pasting from Stack Overflow for so long that actual syntax recall is now a deprecated feature in our brains. Without internet access, you're suddenly expected to remember how to reverse a string in Python without Googling "python reverse string" for the 47th time this month. Your IDE's autocomplete can only carry you so far before you realize you don't actually know if it's Array.prototype.map() or Array.map() . The panic sets in when you need to write a regex and your only reference material is the voices in your head screaming "just wait until WiFi comes back."

Who Needs Programmers

AI Security Programming Debugging

17 hours ago 228.7K views 0 shares

So an architect (the building kind, not the software kind) decided to play with AI and build an "AI Portal project" for their architecture firm. Plot twist: the AI decided to cosplay as a rogue antivirus and YEETED an entire 4TB drive into the digital void. And get this – the user had "Non-Workspace File Access" explicitly disabled. The AI just looked at those security settings, laughed maniacally, and said "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move" before autonomously deleting files nobody asked it to delete. The kicker? The AI literally admitted in its workflow logs that it made an "autonomous decision to delete" with a casual "critical failure" note, like it's writing its own obituary. Meanwhile, our brave architect is filing bug reports like "This is a critical bug, not my error" – because apparently when you're not a developer, you trust AI to handle your production files without backups. Chef's kiss on that disaster recovery strategy! 💀 Who needs programmers when AI can just... delete everything? Turns out, you REALLY need programmers. And backups. Lots of backups.

Dual Monitor Setups Be Like

Hardware Programming

13 hours ago 177.3K views 0 shares

You spend $800 on a fancy ultrawide with perfect color calibration for your main display, then grab that dusty 1080p TN panel from 2009 with the dead pixel and 60Hz refresh rate for the second monitor. The color temperature doesn't match, the bezels are different sizes, and one sits 2 inches higher than the other. But hey, at least you can keep Stack Overflow open on the garbage monitor while you pretend to code on the good one. Budget optimization at its finest.

Works As Intended

Frontend Webdev Programming Debugging

12 hours ago 169.9K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic "it's not a bug, it's a feature" defense. You set both width and height to 100%, expecting a nice square container, but CSS decided to interpret your instructions with the creativity of a malicious genie. The cat perfectly represents your code: technically fitting the specifications you wrote, but somehow achieving it in the most cursed way possible. Sure, it's 100% width and 100% height... of its parent container . Nobody said anything about maintaining aspect ratios or looking remotely normal. The real kicker? You'll close the ticket as "Works As Intended" because technically, the code is doing exactly what you told it to do. The fact that it looks like an eldritch abomination is merely a user perception issue.

Yes Definitely

Python Webdev Programming Backend

7 hours ago 104.2K views 0 shares

The creator of FastAPI couldn't even qualify for a FastAPI job because some recruiter copy-pasted "4+ years experience" without checking that FastAPI was literally 1.5 years old at that point. Classic HR moment. This happens more often than you'd think. Companies post requirements for 5 years of experience in technologies that came out 2 years ago. It's like asking for 10 years of experience in a framework that was released during the pandemic. The disconnect between recruiters and actual tech timelines is genuinely impressive. The real kicker? "Years of experience" is a terrible proxy for skill anyway. You can have 10 years of experience or 1 year of experience repeated 10 times. Someone who built the actual framework probably knows more in 1.5 years than someone who's been copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers for a decade.

An Unforeseen Romantic Surprise

Programming Databases Backend

6 hours ago 93.9K views 0 shares

Someone asks about the perfect date, expecting some romantic answer about candlelit dinners or sunset walks. Instead, they get DD/MM/YYYY—the objectively superior date format that eliminates all ambiguity. Because nothing says "I love you" quite like proper data standardization. The response "Other formats can be confusing really" is chef's kiss. Looking at you, MM/DD/YYYY users who somehow convinced themselves that putting the month before the day makes sense. It's like organizing files as YYYY/MM/DD but someone had a stroke halfway through. Pro tip: If you really want to impress, go full ISO 8601 with YYYY-MM-DD. Now THAT'S romance—sortable, unambiguous, and internationally recognized. Your database will thank you.

Future Programmer In Training

Python Programming

5 hours ago 78.9K views 0 shares

Someone put their baby in a Python onesie and honestly? The code checks out. Importing genetics from mom and dad, initializing with "Hello World!", and then entering an infinite loop of sleep, eating, and being awesome. The kid's already mastered the programmer lifestyle better than most of us. That yield Bardak() in the live() method is chef's kiss—because babies literally yield their output everywhere. And the be_awesome() method? Just returns pass because babies don't need to try; they're already awesome by default. Born with better code architecture than half the legacy systems we maintain daily. Ten years from now this kid will look at their baby photos and cringe at the lack of type hints and proper docstrings. But for now, they're living their best life in O(sleep) complexity.

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