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You know that moment when you've been troubleshooting something for hours, documented every possible scenario, escalated to IT support, and they show up ready to witness the chaos... only for everything to work flawlessly the moment they arrive? Yeah, that's when you question your entire existence. It's like your computer develops stage fright in reverse. Broken and screaming for help when you're alone, but suddenly becomes a model citizen the second there's a witness. The IT person looks at you like you're making things up, and you're standing there feeling like a complete fraud in front of the "wizards" (aka people who actually know how to fix things). This phenomenon is so universal it should have its own error code. Maybe HTTP 418: "I'm a teapot, but only when nobody's looking."

You know that intoxicating rush of dopamine when you casually drop a solution to a problem that's been haunting your colleague for an entire afternoon? Suddenly you're not just Dave from accounting software—you're The Oracle . They're practically kissing your hand like you're some mafia don who just granted them a favor they can never repay. The power dynamic shift is instant. One moment you're both equals struggling with the codebase, the next you're accepting their eternal gratitude while internally screaming "IT WAS JUST A MISSING SEMICOLON!" But you don't say that. You just nod knowingly, because maintaining the mystique is crucial. Bonus points if the fix was something embarrassingly simple like a typo, wrong variable name, or forgetting to restart the dev server. The simpler the solution, the more godlike you feel. It's the unspoken law of debugging.