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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Architectural Integrity Not Included

AI Programming Debugging
6 hours ago 93.2K views 2 shares
Architectural Integrity Not Included
The perfect metaphor for AI-generated code versus human-engineered solutions. On the left, "AI Vibe Coding" produces what looks gorgeous from the outside—a beautiful house with a nice deck and modern aesthetics. But peek underneath and you'll find the foundation is literally crumbling rocks held together by vibes and prayers. The structural integrity? Nonexistent. Load-bearing walls? Never heard of 'em. Meanwhile, "Engineer-Guided AI" on the right shows what happens when an actual human reviews the AI's work. Sure, it might look slightly less fancy, but check out that proper foundation, those solid concrete supports, and the basement that won't collapse the moment you run it in production. Everything has a purpose, follows building codes (read: design patterns), and won't require a complete rewrite when your first user actually tries to use it. It's the difference between "it compiles, ship it!" and "it compiles, but let me refactor this spaghetti before someone gets hurt." One creates technical debt that'll haunt you at 2 AM during an outage, the other creates maintainable code that future-you won't curse past-you for writing.

45 Minutes Of My Life I Will Never Get Back

Linux Windows
22 hours ago 260.9K views 0 shares
45 Minutes Of My Life I Will Never Get Back
Every Linux evangelist swears their distro can do "everything" and is "super convenient" until someone asks the most basic question imaginable. Signing a PDF? That simple task your grandma does on Windows without thinking? Suddenly you're knee-deep in terminal commands, installing dependencies, reading StackOverflow threads from 2009, and questioning every life decision that led you here. The beauty here is the instant realization that they've been caught in their own hype. "Modern distros are very convenient" immediately crumbles when faced with real-world office tasks. Sure, Linux can compile kernels and run Docker containers like a dream, but signing a PDF? That's apparently asking too much. Those 45 minutes were probably spent trying LibreOffice, Xournal, pdftk, and eventually giving up and using a sketchy online tool.

Just Use Claude Code Instead Are You Stupid Anthropic

AI Programming
20 hours ago 257.9K views 0 shares
Just Use Claude Code Instead Are You Stupid Anthropic
Anthropic really out here offering $570k/year for a Software Engineer role that "may not exist in 12 months" because they know Claude is about to automate everyone out of a job. The irony is chef's kiss—they're basically saying "hey come work on the AI that'll replace you, here's half a mil for your trouble." That disclaimer at the bottom hits different when you realize they're not worried about funding or pivots... they're worried their own product will make the position obsolete. Imagine putting that on a job posting. "Join our team to build the thing that makes your team unnecessary!" At least they're honest about it, I guess? The real kicker: someone's gonna take that offer, bank the cash for a year, then use Claude to build their startup while unemployed. Circle of life.

Oh Yes!

Frontend Webdev Security Programming
20 hours ago 250.6K views 0 shares
Oh Yes!
Someone genuinely asked how hard it would be to hack NASA using CSS, and honestly, that's adorable. It's like asking if you can rob a bank with a paintbrush. Sure, you could make their website look *fabulous* with some gradient backgrounds and smooth transitions, but breaking into their systems? Not quite. The response is brutally accurate: the only thing you're hacking with CSS is the color scheme of their satellites. Maybe add some box-shadow to make them pop? Perhaps a nice hover effect when they orbit Earth? The fact that 197 people liked the original question is the real security vulnerability here. CSS is a styling language, folks. It makes things pretty. It's the makeup artist of the web, not the lockpick. But hey, if NASA's satellites suddenly start displaying in Comic Sans, we'll know who to blame.

Sorry, Can't Do Scarves

Gamedev Unity Algorithms Physics Programming
19 hours ago 249.0K views 0 shares
Sorry, Can't Do Scarves
Game devs will literally implement a complex physics engine with ragdoll mechanics, particle systems for explosive lava effects, and procedural demon summoning algorithms, but adding a cloth simulation for a scarf? That's where they draw the line. The complexity hierarchy in game development is beautifully backwards: rendering a hellscape with real-time lighting and shadows? No problem. Making fabric drape naturally over a character model? Suddenly we're asking for the moon. This perfectly captures the reality that what seems "easy" to implement versus what's actually easy are two completely different universes. Cloth physics is notoriously difficult—it requires sophisticated vertex deformation, collision detection, and performance optimization to not tank your frame rate. Meanwhile, spawning a giant demon is just instantiating a prefab with some particle effects. The demon doesn't need to realistically interact with wind or character movement; the scarf does.

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Guthib

Git Webdev Programming
18 hours ago 227.7K views 0 shares
Guthib
When you've typed "guthib" so many times that Google just assumes you're illiterate and corrects you to... "guthib." The muscle memory is real. After thousands of git pushes, your fingers have developed their own neural pathways that completely bypass your brain's spelling center. Google's autocorrect has learned your typos so well it's now gaslighting you into thinking "guthib" is the correct spelling. That's when you know you've truly made it as a developer—even search engines have given up on correcting your mistakes.

Google On Fire With The Updates

Frontend Webdev Programming
16 hours ago 205.6K views 0 shares
Google On Fire With The Updates
Google Antigravity just dropped version 1.19.6 with some absolutely critical updates. The entire changelog? "Improved UI for banned users." Zero fixes. Zero patches. Just making sure people who can't even use the product have a slightly better experience staring at the ban screen. It's like repainting the "Keep Out" sign while the building burns down. Product priorities at their finest.

Should Not Take Too Long Right

Debugging Programming Backend
13 hours ago 181.5K views 0 shares
Should Not Take Too Long Right
Famous last words before descending into the nine circles of legacy code hell. You think you're just gonna pop in, fix that tiny little bug, and be out in 20 minutes. Fast forward three days later and you're still untangling spaghetti code written by someone who apparently thought comments were for cowards and variable names like "x1", "temp2", and "finalFinalREALLY" were peak engineering. The real kicker? That "small bug" turns out to be a load-bearing bug. Fix it and suddenly seventeen other things break because half the application was unknowingly depending on that broken behavior. Now you're in a meeting explaining why a two-hour task turned into a complete architectural overhaul. Pro tip: When someone says "it's just a small bug in the legacy code," immediately triple your estimate. Then triple it again. You'll still be wrong, but at least you'll be closer.

What If We Just Sabotage

AI Programming
13 hours ago 176.4K views 0 shares
What If We Just Sabotage
Someone just proposed the most diabolically genius plan to destroy humanity and I'm honestly impressed by the sheer chaotic energy. Feed AI nothing but garbage code, tell it that's peak programming excellence, and then when it inevitably becomes sentient and starts writing its own code, it'll think spaghetti code with zero documentation is the gold standard. It's like teaching your kid that eating crayons is fine dining, except the kid will eventually control all our infrastructure. The casual sip of coffee while contemplating this digital war crime? *Chef's kiss*. We're out here worried about AI alignment when we could just gaslight it into incompetence from day one. 4D chess, except the board is on fire and we're all sitting in the flames.

Murica Baybeeee

Hardware
12 hours ago 150.4K views 0 shares
Murica Baybeeee
When you realize you can buy a whole rifle for less than the cost of upgrading your RAM, you know something's deeply wrong with the hardware market. Those Corsair Vengeance sticks with RGB lighting cost more than actual vengeance-delivering hardware. The silicon shortage hit different when you're choosing between 64GB of DDR5 or... freedom, I guess? Nothing says "land of opportunity" quite like DDR5 prices forcing developers to either download more RAM or exercise their Second Amendment rights. At least the rifle comes with better cooling than most gaming PCs.

Asked Me To Check The Logs

Debugging Devops Programming Backend Cloud
6 hours ago 85.7K views 0 shares
Asked Me To Check The Logs
Senior dev: "Can you check the logs for that production error?" Me, staring at 47 different microservices each spewing thousands of lines per second across CloudWatch, Splunk, and that one legacy app that still writes to a text file: "Yeah, looks good to me." The literal interpretation of "checking the logs" is chef's kiss here. Like yes, I have visually confirmed that logs exist. They are present. They are... log-shaped. Mission accomplished. No further questions. Bonus points if your logging strategy is "log everything at INFO level" and now you're searching for a needle in a haystack made of other needles.

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Seymour The Computer Is On Fire

Testing Devops Programming Debugging Backend
3 hours ago 42.7K views 0 shares
Seymour The Computer Is On Fire
When production is literally burning down with errors flooding the logs at 100.0.x addresses and someone asks what's happening, the only reasonable response is "unit testing." Sure, the server farm is experiencing a catastrophic meltdown, but at least those unit tests passed locally on your machine, right? Nothing says "I have everything under control" quite like deflecting from a live infrastructure disaster by mentioning your 80% code coverage. The red wall of error messages? Just aurora borealis. The IP addresses screaming in pain? Perfectly normal. But hey, the tests are green in CI/CD, so technically we're doing DevOps correctly.
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