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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Pooh No!

Webdev AI Programming Frontend Backend
6 hours ago 95.5K views 1 shares
Pooh No!
When Tigger catches Pooh about to devour some sketchy "vibe coded slop" and absolutely LOSES IT, only for Pooh to hit back with the most devastating flex known to tech Twitter: "Here's how I built a $10k MRR SaaS in 1 week." The sheer AUDACITY. The unhinged confidence. The fact that Pooh's entire business model was probably held together with duct tape and prayers, yet somehow it's printing money while you're still refactoring your side project for the 47th time. Nothing says "I've given up on clean code" quite like eating AI-generated garbage that somehow converts better than your meticulously crafted MVP. The real horror isn't the slop—it's that it WORKS.

Back In My Day

AI Webdev Programming
22 hours ago 195.7K views 0 shares
Back In My Day
The grumpy old programmer rant is hitting different these days. You've got grandpa developer here reminiscing about the "good old days" when coding meant actually coding – typing every character, debugging with print statements, and using your actual brain cells instead of asking an AI to generate a React component for you. The "when X was called Twitter" reference is chef's kiss – perfectly dating this to the post-2023 era where we're all adjusting to new names and new tools. But the real kicker is the complaint about "no agent nonsense, no tokens" – referring to how modern AI-assisted coding involves API tokens, AI agents, and all sorts of middleware between you and your precious code. Sure, gramps, you wrote everything line by line. You also probably spent 3 hours debugging a semicolon and another 2 hours writing boilerplate that Copilot can now generate in 0.3 seconds. But hey, at least you were "doing the thinking" while manually implementing your 47th CRUD endpoint. The younger dev's "Ok, pops. Easy now" energy is all of us watching senior devs complain about modern tooling while secretly knowing they'll be using ChatGPT by next sprint.

Math Is The Language Of The Universe

Rust Programming
21 hours ago 180.7K views 0 shares
Math Is The Language Of The Universe
The universe itself, represented by the cosmic microwave background radiation, is standing at a urinal minding its own business. Then a Rust programmer walks in and immediately starts evangelizing. Because if there's one thing more inevitable than the heat death of the universe, it's a Rust programmer telling you about memory safety at the urinal. The universe has existed for 13.8 billion years, survived supernovas, black holes, and the formation of galaxies. But none of that prepared it for unsolicited programming language recommendations in the bathroom.

OG Developers

Frontend Webdev Programming
23 hours ago 170.7K views 0 shares
OG Developers
Back in the day, developers coded with ZERO visual feedback and somehow survived. No fancy UI libraries, no CSS animations, no loading spinners—just raw, brutal, text-based reality. You want to see what your button looks like? Too bad, there's no animation for it. You'll just have to *imagine* it, peasant. Modern devs are out here panicking when their hot reload takes 2 seconds, while the OGs were literally coding blind, compiling for 45 minutes, and THEN finding out their UI was broken. They didn't need animations—they had FAITH and a cigarette. Absolute legends who built the internet with nothing but terminal windows and pure spite.

It Have Been Always Our SQL

Databases Programming Backend
12 hours ago 167.4K views 0 shares
It Have Been Always Our SQL
When MySQL got acquired by Oracle, the open-source community did what it does best: forked it faster than you can say "corporate overlord." MariaDB was born, and some folks created this beautiful Soviet-themed parody logo because nothing says "seize the means of database production" quite like renaming MySQL to "OurSQL." The hammer and sickle with wheat laurels really drives home that collective ownership vibe. It's the database equivalent of "if we can't have nice things, we'll make our own nice things... with blackjack and open-source licenses!"

Careful Don't Hurt Yourself

Debugging Programming Testing
19 hours ago 166.7K views 0 shares
Careful Don't Hurt Yourself
You know you've reached peak senior dev status when your team watches you debug like you're defusing a bomb. No fancy IDE features, no AI copilots—just you, a console, and the raw determination to prove you still remember how to code without autocomplete. The collective anxiety is palpable. They're all thinking "please don't break production" while you're manually stepping through code like it's 1995. Meanwhile, you're sweating because you forgot where you put that semicolon and your pride won't let you admit you should probably just use the debugger. Bonus points if you're doing this in prod because "it's just a small fix" and now everyone's Slack status just changed to "watching nervously."

Too Much Work

Programming Debugging Backend
18 hours ago 165.9K views 0 shares
Too Much Work
Companies love to brag about "sparing no expense" on their tech infrastructure, then proceed to hire exactly one developer to babysit 2 million lines of undocumented legacy code. Because why hire a team when you can just slowly crush the soul of a single engineer? The Jurassic Park reference is chef's kiss here—Newman's setup perfectly captures that "I'm surrounded by chaos I didn't create but am somehow responsible for" energy. At least Newman had dinosaurs as an excuse. Your solo dev just has management's budget cuts and unrealistic expectations.

Opening The Repository

AI Git Programming
11 hours ago 165.4K views 0 shares
Opening The Repository
That moment when you're about to let Copilot see your actual codebase and suddenly you're questioning every life decision that led you here. Sure, it's seen some Stack Overflow copy-paste jobs before, but your project? The one with variable names like "thing2_final_ACTUAL" and that 800-line function you swore you'd refactor "next sprint"? The one where half the comments are just "TODO: fix this mess" from 2019? Copilot's about to judge you harder than any code reviewer ever could. At least humans get tired of roasting your code. AI? It never forgets. It's cataloging every sin for its training data.

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Believe Them

Debugging Agile Programming
13 hours ago 164.0K views 0 shares
Believe Them
When a dev says they'll fix a bug in 1 hour, they genuinely believe it. They've already mentally solved it, refactored the entire module, and written the unit tests. What they haven't accounted for is: the bug being in legacy code written by someone who's now unreachable, three dependency conflicts, a missing environment variable that only exists in production, and the realization that fixing this one thing breaks two other things. So yeah, believe them. They'll fix it in 1 hour. Just don't ask which hour, or on which day, or in what timezone. The optimism is real, the timeline is... negotiable.

Why Is There A Memory Leak

C++ Rust Debugging
18 hours ago 161.4K views 0 shares
Why Is There A Memory Leak
The chad Rust developer intentionally leaks memory using Box::leak() because they're so confident in their memory management skills that they can afford to do it on purpose. Meanwhile, the C++ developer is crying in the corner because they forgot to call delete for the 47th time today and now Valgrind is screaming at them. The beauty here is that Rust's borrow checker is so strict that when you actually need to leak memory (for static lifetime shenanigans or FFI), there's a dedicated function for it. C++ just lets you shoot yourself in the foot by accident while you're trying to tie your shoes. One is a calculated power move, the other is a Tuesday afternoon debugging session that ends at 2 AM.

The Future Isn't So Bright

AI Git Gamedev Unity Programming
11 hours ago 160.7K views 0 shares
The Future Isn't So Bright
Godot, the beloved open-source game engine that developers swore would save us from Unity's pricing shenanigans, is now getting absolutely wrecked by AI-generated slop. Contributors are flooding PRs with nonsensical code changes, fabricated test results, and that special brand of garbage only LLMs can produce when they confidently hallucinate their way through a pull request. The maintainers are basically drowning in a sea of synthetic nonsense, spending all their time reviewing garbage instead of, you know, actually improving the engine. Remi Verschelde (Godot's project manager) straight up said they might not be able to keep up the manual vetting much longer. So yeah, the dystopian future where AI spam kills open source isn't some far-off nightmare—it's happening right now. The "So it begins" caption hits different when you realize we're watching the slow-motion collapse of community-driven development in real time. Nothing says "progress" quite like automation making it impossible for humans to collaborate.

Bar Chart Sorting Algorithm

Algorithms Programming
15 hours ago 150.0K views 0 shares
Bar Chart Sorting Algorithm
You know you've been staring at algorithm visualizations for too long when dad jokes start making perfect sense. A sorting algorithm walking into a bar and ordering things? That's literally what we watch in those satisfying visualization videos where the bars go up and down until everything's in order. The pun works on multiple levels: bars as in bar charts, bars as in drinking establishments, and "orders" as in both organizing data AND requesting drinks. It's the kind of joke that makes you groan and chuckle simultaneously—usually a sign you've been in tech for way too many years. Honestly, if a sorting algorithm did walk into a bar, it would probably spend 20 minutes debating whether to use quicksort or mergesort before just bubble-sorting through the drink menu like a rookie.
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