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Galaxy brain security right here, folks. Someone literally thought removing their password from a list called "10_million_password_list_top_1000.txt" would make them immune to hackers. Like, yes bestie, the hackers will definitely check GitHub first, see your password got deleted, and just give up on their entire career. "Welp, dolphins is gone from the list, pack it up boys, we're done here." The absolute AUDACITY of the reviewer coming in with "actually there are only 999 passwords" is sending me. Imagine being so pedantically helpful while someone's out here thinking they've just invented cybersecurity. The filename says top 1000 but there's only 999? Better update it! Meanwhile nobody's addressing the elephant in the room: if your password is "dolphins" and it's on a top 1000 list, deleting it from GitHub isn't gonna save you from getting pwned faster than you can say "password123".