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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Us Beeezzz

Hardware Programming
13 hours ago 178.6K views 0 shares
Us Beeezzz
Canadian bee: just a regular bee doing bee things. US bee: literally has a USB port grafted onto its body. The joke here is that Americans are so obsessed with technology and connectivity that even our wildlife comes with built-in USB ports. It's the biological equivalent of "there's an app for that" - except now it's "there's a port for that." Nature's own plug-and-play device, ready to sync your honey data to the cloud. Because why pollinate flowers when you could also transfer files at 480 Mbps?

Damn It Frieren

Webdev Programming Frontend
23 hours ago 178.0K views 0 shares
Damn It Frieren
Demon tries to flex by saying they only speak human language. Frieren responds with literal HTML markup like she's writing a webpage. The demon's soul immediately leaves its body faster than a segfault. The punchline hits different because Frieren technically followed instructions—HTML is a markup language, not a programming language. She's both trolling and being pedantically correct, which is the most devastating combo in any argument. The demon learned the hard way that you don't mess with someone who takes "human language" that literally. Bonus points for using proper semantic HTML with body tags and h1 elements. At least her markup is valid.

Pulled A Little Sneaky

Security Webdev Networking
23 hours ago 177.1K views 0 shares
Pulled A Little Sneaky
HTTPS encryption is basically the digital equivalent of whispering your credit card number in a crowded room while everyone's wearing noise-canceling headphones. The man-in-the-middle attacker, who's been sitting there with their packet sniffer ready to intercept all your juicy unencrypted data, suddenly hits a wall of TLS/SSL encryption and realizes they're getting absolutely nothing. It's like showing up to rob a bank only to find out they've already moved all the money to a vault you can't crack. Sure, they can still see you're communicating with someone, but good luck reading those encrypted packets. All that effort setting up Wireshark and ARP spoofing, just to watch gibberish flow by. Fun fact: HTTPS doesn't just encrypt your data—it also verifies the server's identity with certificates, so even if someone tries to impersonate the server, your browser will throw up more red flags than a Communist parade.

Thanks Fellow Devs

Git Webdev Javascript Programming Python
22 hours ago 176.3K views 0 shares
Thanks Fellow Devs
Imagine being so financially challenged that your entire tech stack runs on the generosity of strangers who decided to code libraries in their free time. And what's your contribution to these digital saints? A measly GitHub star. Not a donation. Not even a coffee. Just a virtual gold sticker that costs absolutely nothing. Open-source maintainers out here debugging at 3 AM, dealing with entitled issue reports like "it doesn't work pls fix," and getting compensated with... *checks notes* ...internet points. Meanwhile you're building a million-dollar startup on their free labor. The audacity! The shamelessness! The... reality of modern software development! But hey, at least you clicked that star button. That's basically the same as paying rent, right? 🌟

Merry Xmas Everyone

Programming Webdev Debugging
13 hours ago 170.7K views 0 shares
Merry Xmas Everyone
Nothing says holiday cheer like debugging production code next to a Christmas tree with some oranges and what appears to be mulled wine. The cozy festive setup complete with twinkling lights really highlights the fact that bugs don't take holidays off. Someone's Christmas wish list probably included "working code" and "no rollbacks on December 25th" but here we are, laptop open, IDE running, living the dream. At least the ambiance is nice—most people debug in fluorescent-lit offices at 2 AM with stale coffee. This developer got the aesthetic memo: if you're gonna work through Christmas, might as well make it look like a Hallmark movie. The oranges are a nice touch too. Vitamin C for the inevitable all-nighter.

Putting All Your Eggs In One Basket

Devops Linux Databases Backend Cloud
14 hours ago 162.1K views 0 shares
Putting All Your Eggs In One Basket
The classic single point of failure scenario. Server goes down, and naturally the backup is stored on... the same server. It's like keeping your spare tire inside the car that just drove off a cliff. Some say redundancy is expensive, but you know what's more expensive? Explaining to management why the last 6 months of data just evaporated because someone thought "the server is pretty reliable though" was a solid disaster recovery plan. Pro tip: your backup strategy shouldn't require a séance to recover data.

Ordered DDR5 RAM, Received This. Did I Get Ripped Off?

Hardware Gamedev
14 hours ago 161.9K views 0 shares
Ordered DDR5 RAM, Received This. Did I Get Ripped Off?
Nah, you got exactly what you paid for. That's DDR5 alright – Dance Dance Revolution 5, the arcade classic. Those gold contact pins? Premium quality dance pad material right there. Honestly though, at current DDR5 prices, this might actually be the better investment. At least you can resell this at a retro gaming convention without losing half its value in six months. Plus it probably has better latency than your motherboard's memory controller anyway. The real question is: can it run Crysis?

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Stack Overflow Vs ChatGPT: The Ultimate Showdown

AI Programming StackOverflow Debugging
15 hours ago 161.1K views 0 shares
Stack Overflow Vs ChatGPT: The Ultimate Showdown
Stack Overflow will roast you, downvote your question into oblivion, mark it as duplicate of something from 2009, and make you question your entire career choice. Meanwhile, ChatGPT is out here like your supportive coding therapist, gently guiding you through your bugs with the patience of a saint—even when you're asking it to debug the same syntax error for the fifth time. The real plot twist? ChatGPT might be confidently wrong, but at least it won't close your question as "off-topic" or tell you to "just read the documentation." Stack Overflow built character; ChatGPT builds confidence. Choose your fighter wisely.

Just Cpu

Hardware Programming Debugging
15 hours ago 160.3K views 0 shares
Just Cpu
When your janky code somehow works and you're having an existential crisis about it, just remember: we're all basically wizards who convinced some fancy silicon to do math by zapping it with electricity. That's it. That's the whole industry. Your hacky solution that works? Totally fine. The CPU doesn't judge you—it's literally just a rock we flattened and taught to think by putting lightning inside it. Every single line of code you've ever written is just you whispering sweet nothings to a very expensive pebble until it does what you want. So yeah, that nested ternary operator that makes your coworkers cry? The rock doesn't care. Ship it.

Yes

Programming Algorithms
19 hours ago 148.6K views 0 shares
Yes
The dictionary definition we all needed. When your PM asks how you optimized that function and you just mutter "algorithm" while avoiding eye contact. It's the technical equivalent of "I used magic" – vague enough to sound smart, specific enough to end the conversation. Bonus points if you add "proprietary" before it. Works in code reviews, client meetings, and when explaining why your solution is O(n²) but "it's fine, trust me."

Really Enjoying My New Stream Deck

Hardware Webdev
9 hours ago 130.9K views 0 shares
Really Enjoying My New Stream Deck
Someone configured their Stream Deck with the essentials: eight different adult entertainment sites and four volume knobs for... precision audio control, presumably. The productivity gains are immeasurable. You know you've reached peak efficiency when your workflow automation includes one-click access to your entire browser history. The XNX button being highlighted is a nice touch—clearly the most frequently used macro. Stream Deck was designed for streamers to switch scenes and control OBS. Instead, it's become a $150 bookmark manager for sites you definitely wouldn't want appearing in your work presentation. HR would like a word about your "productivity tools."

Replace Cpp With Ai

AI C++ Algorithms Microsoft Backend
8 hours ago 123.0K views 0 shares
Replace Cpp With Ai
Microsoft's ambitious plan to nuke every line of C/C++ from their codebase by 2030 using AI is giving major "we'll rewrite it in Rust next quarter" vibes, except with a budget that could buy a small country. The highlighted goals are absolutely wild: eliminate decades of battle-tested code and somehow have 1 engineer rewrite 1 million lines in 1 month. Because nothing says "stable production environment" like AI-generated code at scale, right? The real kicker here is the confidence level. They're building "powerful infrastructure" and "scalable graphs" to accomplish what they themselves call a "previously unimaginable task." Translation: they're throwing AI at a problem that probably doesn't need solving, but hey, it's 2024 and if you're not using AI for everything, are you even a tech company? Can't wait to see the bug reports when AI decides to "optimize" some critical kernel code.
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