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Someone took Bob Marley's iconic dreadlocks and recreated them with networking cables, creating "Bob Wireley" - the patron saint of every server room and data center. Those aren't dreads, they're Cat5e cables of freedom. Perfect representation of what's behind every wall in your office building. Somewhere, a network admin is looking at their cable management and thinking "yeah, that's about right." No woman, no WiFi, just pure chaos and ethernet connections that somehow still work. Fun fact: This level of cable management is what IT professionals call "organic growth architecture" - which is corporate speak for "nobody knows which cable does what anymore, but we're too afraid to unplug anything."

Picture it: 1999, dial-up era, when connecting to the internet sounded like robots screaming into the void. A customer's ACTUAL HOUSE is literally engulfed in flames, smoke billowing, everything going up like a bonfire—and what does this absolute legend do? Call tech support to ask if the ISP's servers are on fire because, you know, his computer is producing smoke and flames. The logic? "I'm connected to your internet, therefore YOUR servers must be the problem." The sheer commitment to troubleshooting while your house burns down around you is honestly peak tech support customer energy. Forget evacuating, forget calling 911 yourself—no, no, the REAL emergency is whether the dial-up provider's infrastructure is experiencing thermal issues. The tech had to literally grab the marketing director and be like "CALL 911 NOW, NOT A DRILL." This is the kind of customer interaction that makes you question everything about humanity and also explains why every tech support script starts with "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Because apparently we need to add "Is your house on fire?" to the checklist.