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Windows telling you that Terminal isn't available in your account and you need to sign into the Store to fix it. Because apparently, even your command line needs Microsoft account authentication now. Nothing says "developer-friendly" like requiring a Microsoft Store login just to access a terminal emulator. The real kicker? They give you an error code like it's going to help. Spoiler alert: Googling that hex code will lead you down a rabbit hole of forum posts from 2019 with no solutions, just other people saying "same problem here." And the "Get help with this" link? That's going straight to a support page that'll tell you to restart your computer and check for updates. Meanwhile, Linux users are spinning up their 47th terminal instance without even thinking about it. But hey, at least Windows has that pretty cyan "Close" button.

When Windows tells you that you don't have permission to shut down YOUR OWN COMPUTER, the only logical response is reaching for the power strip. Because nothing says "I'm the admin here" quite like physically cutting the power supply. Who needs graceful shutdowns and proper file system protocols when you've got a finger on the nuclear option? Windows can keep its permission denied nonsense—gravity and electricity don't require administrator privileges.