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Pour one out for Photoshop. For decades, it was the gold standard verb for image manipulation. "That's so Photoshopped" was the battle cry of skeptics everywhere. Now? We've collectively decided that AI is the new scapegoat for every suspiciously perfect image. Doesn't matter if someone actually used Photoshop, GIMP, or MS Paint with a prayer—if it looks fake, it's AI. The irony? Half the time it probably is still Photoshop, just with AI features baked in. But hey, why use three syllables when two will do? RIP to a real one. You had a good run, buddy.

The dystopian future of SaaS is here, and it's absolutely unhinged. No QA because the AI hallucinations are now considered "features" – who needs testing when you can just gaslight users into thinking bugs are intentional design choices? Customer support has been replaced by chatbots so expensive to run that you're literally not worth the API costs. And my personal favorite: you paid $10 for an app, so naturally you should tip the developers for... doing their job? It's like Uber but for software you already bought. The cherry on top is that 95% SLA that promises only 1 hour of downtime per day. That's 18.24 days of downtime per year, but hey, the devs need their lunch break! Traditional SLAs aim for 99.9% or higher, but in 2026 we're apparently speed-running the race to the bottom. The startup playbook has evolved from "move fast and break things" to "move fast and monetize your users' suffering."

So we've reached the point where junior devs can't even psql into a database because Claude's been holding their hand through everything. Brother is out here launching GCE instances but doesn't know how to type a basic command to check a database table. That's like being able to fly a plane but not knowing how to open the door. The Pablo Escobar waiting meme perfectly captures that moment when you realize you're about to spend the next 3 hours teaching someone basic CLI commands instead of actually solving the infrastructure problem. The AI generation is producing devs who can architect complex cloud systems but panic when they see a terminal prompt. We're breeding a generation of developers who are one ChatGPT outage away from complete paralysis. Time to add "ability to function without AI assistance" to the job requirements, I guess.

Oh, the DELICIOUS irony! Management wants to form a union against Gen AI taking over software development, but then in the SAME BREATH demands faster code delivery. Honey, pick a lane! You can't simultaneously fear the robot overlords AND complain about velocity when the robots are literally designed to... speed things up. It's like protesting McDonald's while asking why your burger isn't ready yet. The cognitive dissonance is absolutely *chef's kiss*. Maybe, just MAYBE, if you stopped creating impossible deadlines, developers wouldn't be so tempted to let ChatGPT write their unit tests at 3 AM. Just a thought! 💅

That moment when you're in the middle of a coding session with ChatGPT or GitHub Copilot and suddenly hit your API rate limit. Gandalf the White with his staff and magic? That was you 5 minutes ago, autocompleting entire functions with AI assistance. Gandalf without his powers, just an old man with a stick? That's you now, forced to actually remember syntax and write code like some kind of caveman from 2019. Welcome back to the stone age, where you have to manually type "for" loops and actually read documentation instead of asking an AI to explain it to you. Your productivity just dropped by 400% and you're questioning every life decision that led you here.