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We Used To Own Things

20 hours ago 174.6K views 2 shares

Remember when you bought software and it just... worked? No phoning home, no "verify your license," no mandatory updates that brick your workflow. Now your $2000 Adobe subscription needs to check in with the mothership before letting you edit a PNG. Your smart fridge won't dispense ice without WiFi. Your car's heated seats are locked behind a monthly paywall. The shift from ownership to perpetual rental is real. You're not buying products anymore—you're leasing access to features that physically exist in hardware you paid for, but are artificially gated by DRM and always-online requirements. It's the SaaS-ification of everything, where companies realized they can extract infinite revenue from finite purchases. The kicker? When their servers go down or they decide to discontinue the service, your "purchase" evaporates into the cloud. You don't own your games, your music, your tools—you're just renting them until the company decides otherwise. Welcome to the future, where everything is a service and nothing truly belongs to you.

Eight Giga Ram Is Minimum

Hardware Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

23 hours ago 218.6K views 0 shares

So apparently launching a text editor in 2014 triggered a decade-long domino effect that's now DEVOURING all our RAM like some kind of Chrome-powered black hole. Thanks, Electron! Who knew that wrapping every single app in an entire Chromium browser would have consequences? Remember when 8GB was considered "enthusiast tier"? Now it's barely enough to run Slack, VS Code, and maybe—MAYBE—a browser with three tabs open before your computer starts making sounds like a jet engine preparing for takeoff. The prophecy has been fulfilled: every app is now secretly a web browser in a trench coat, and your RAM is paying the price. The real tragedy? We can't even be mad because these Electron apps are genuinely useful. We're just... stuck watching our memory usage climb while muttering "it was better in the terminal days" like grumpy old devs.

Scrum Is Vibe Coding

Agile Programming

1 hour ago 18.5K views 1 shares

Someone finally had the courage to say what we've all been thinking. This guy set up a whole "Change My Mind" booth just to drop the truth bomb that Scrum is basically vibe coding with extra steps and a fancy name. The sign reads like a manifesto: "SCRUM is vibe coding with natural intelligence. And the product owner is the prompt engineer." Honestly? Not wrong. You're essentially feeding requirements to developers like prompts to an AI, hoping they interpret your vague user stories correctly, and then acting surprised when sprint planning turns into a philosophical debate about what "done" actually means. The product owner really IS just prompt engineering humans instead of LLMs. "As a user, I want to be able to..." is just a fancier version of "Write me a function that..." The daily standups? That's just checking if the model is still training or if it's stuck in an infinite loop. And retrospectives? Error logs with feelings.

That's Correct 👍

C++ Programming Python

18 hours ago 171.3K views 0 shares

Switching from C++ to Python is like going from manually managing your entire life with spreadsheets and alarm clocks to just asking Alexa to do everything. You're saying goodbye to pointers (the bane of every C++ developer's existence), manual memory management with ++ operators, semicolons that you WILL forget, curly braces everywhere, and that intimidating main() function boilerplate. Python just lets you write code without all the ceremony. No more segmentation faults at 2 AM because you dereferenced a null pointer. No more wondering if you should use delete or delete[] . Just pure, clean, indentation-based bliss where everything is a reference and garbage collection is someone else's problem. The relief is real. It's like taking off tight shoes after a 12-hour shift of fighting with template metaprogramming and undefined behavior.

Investment, As One Might Say

Hardware

17 hours ago 157.9K views 0 shares

When your dad had the galaxy brain move to stockpile 128GB of DDR5 RAM back in September 2025, treating memory modules like they're Bitcoin at $100. The joke here is that DDR5 prices have been on a wild rollercoaster since launch—initially expensive, then dropping, then spiking again due to supply constraints. Buying in bulk when prices dip is basically the tech equivalent of buying the dip in crypto, except this actually has utility and won't tank because Elon tweeted something. The future-dated September 2025 timestamp adds another layer—it's either prophetic speculation about an upcoming price crash, or the meme creator is a time traveler warning us about the next RAM shortage. Either way, dad's sitting on a goldmine of memory sticks while Chrome tabs multiply like rabbits. Smart investment strategy: forget stocks, buy RAM when it's cheap and resell it when the next generation of memory-hungry AI models drops.

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Hardware Iot Devops AWS Cloud

15 hours ago 148.1K views 0 shares

Self-hosting enthusiasts watching cloud providers rain down their "enshittification" on the masses. Meanwhile, Arduino—the beloved open-source hardware platform that powered countless DIY projects—just updated their ToS to prohibit reverse engineering. You know, the exact thing their entire ecosystem was built on. Nothing says "we're getting acquired by a massive corporation" quite like suddenly caring about IP protection after years of encouraging hackers to tinker with your stuff. Qualcomm's lawyers must've had a field day drafting that one. The self-hosted crowd is sitting pretty smug right now, and honestly? Can't blame them. When your Arduino board starts requiring a subscription service, at least you'll know where to find them—in their basement server room, running everything on a Raspberry Pi.

Develop Once Debug Everywhere

Debugging Webdev Csharp Gamedev Unity

15 hours ago 147.8K views 0 shares

Cross-platform development promised us sleek futuristic vehicles gliding smoothly across Linux, macOS, and Windows. Instead, we got a post-apocalyptic convoy hauling PyInstaller, DLLs, .NET runtime, Chromium (because why NOT bundle an entire browser?), Unity runtime, inpackage, and Node.js like they're essential survival supplies in Mad Max. The expectation: Write once, run anywhere! The reality: Write once, spend three weeks figuring out why it works on your machine but explodes on literally every other platform. Bonus points for the 500MB "lightweight" app that's basically Electron wearing a trench coat pretending to be native. Nothing says "cross-platform efficiency" quite like shipping half the internet just to display a button. Beautiful.

Deserves A Plaque

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

12 hours ago 145.2K views 0 shares

You know what? This person just absolutely demolished the entire Electron apologist community with a single sentence. The logic is flawless and devastating. Sure, Electron "works on all platforms" because you're literally shipping an entire Chromium browser with your 2KB todo app. That's like saying a sledgehammer is the best tool for everything because it technically works on all types of nails. Yeah, it works. Your RAM just cries itself to sleep every night. The comparison is chef's kiss level savage because it highlights how "technically correct" doesn't mean "good" or even "acceptable." Just because something functions universally doesn't make it the right choice. Native apps exist for a reason, folks. But hey, at least we can write JavaScript everywhere now, right? Right?

Perfect Reddit Screen

AI Microsoft Programming Testing

10 hours ago 140.8K views 0 shares

The absolute irony is chef's kiss. You've got a post about Microsoft scaling back Copilot because nobody's using it, immediately followed by an ad for Claude Code that writes tests. It's like watching AI tools fight for relevance while developers collectively shrug and go back to Stack Overflow. The real kicker? That post has 18.6k upvotes and 2.1k comments—turns out the only thing developers love more than ignoring AI tools is dunking on them in the comments. Microsoft probably spent billions on Copilot just to discover that devs would rather suffer through writing boilerplate themselves than let an AI "help" them. Meanwhile, Claude's ad is sitting there like "Hey, we can write tests!" as if anyone actually enjoys writing tests enough to pay attention to ads about them. The juxtaposition is *perfection*—it's the tech equivalent of a weight loss ad appearing right after a post about how diets don't work.

Every New Game Nowadays

Gamedev Unity

13 hours ago 139.0K views 0 shares

The gaming industry has discovered the cheat code to infinite money: slap "roguelike" and "soulslike" on everything and watch the sales roll in. Good price? Check. Good graphics? Check. Original gameplay? Nah, just make it punishingly difficult with permadeath and call it a day. It's like every game studio had a meeting and decided "why innovate when we can just copy Dark Souls and Hades?" The indie scene is 90% roguelikes at this point, and AAA studios are scrambling to add "souls-inspired combat" to everything from racing games to farming simulators. Next up: roguelike soulslike dating sim where you die if you pick the wrong dialogue option. Game devs realized it's easier to make players replay the same content 50 times through procedural generation than to actually create 50 hours of unique content. Brilliant cost optimization, terrible for my controller which has been thrown across the room multiple times.

Code Compiled In First Attempt

Programming C++ Java Debugging

14 hours ago 138.8K views 0 shares

You know something's wrong when your code compiles on the first try. Either you've ascended to a higher plane of existence, or you're about to discover a runtime error so catastrophic it'll make you wish for the comfort of syntax errors. That moment of "inner peace" lasts exactly 3 seconds before the paranoia kicks in and you start frantically checking if you accidentally commented out half your codebase. Spoiler: it runs perfectly, which means it's definitely cursed.

Apache Zookeeper Be Like

Backend Devops Java Databases Cloud

11 hours ago 138.7K views 0 shares

So you've got this distributed coordination service where nodes need to democratically elect a leader, right? Sounds noble, sounds fair. But PLOT TWIST: every single node is like "yeah yeah, democracy is great... but have you considered ME as leader?" It's literally the most chaotic group project energy where everyone nominates themselves and nobody wants to follow anyone else. The Zookeeper ensemble turns into a pirate crew where every pirate thinks THEY should be captain. Distributed consensus algorithms be out here trying to bring order to absolute anarchy, and honestly? The fact that it works at all is a miracle of computer science.

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