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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Fake It Until Always

Backend Webdev Programming Frontend
7 hours ago 101.9K views 1 shares
Fake It Until Always
Frontend devs: peacefully lifting their beautiful, well-styled baby in a sunny meadow while birds chirp and flowers bloom. Backend devs: desperately holding up the entire apocalyptic infrastructure while chaos erupts, buildings crumble, and demons spawn from the database connections. That baby? Yeah, it's trying to escape too. The frontend looks pristine because someone's gotta maintain the illusion that everything's fine. Meanwhile, the backend is out here juggling authentication failures, race conditions, memory leaks, and that one microservice that keeps timing out at 3 AM. But hey, as long as the button has a nice gradient and smooth hover animation, users will never know the backend is held together with duct tape and prayers. Fun fact: The average backend developer has memorized at least 47 different HTTP status codes and still somehow returns 500 for everything.

When Even The Father Of C Plus Plus Is Not Sure Anymore

AI C++ Algorithms Programming
3 hours ago 45.1K views 1 shares
When Even The Father Of C Plus Plus Is Not Sure Anymore
The evolution of developer laziness in one picture. 2020 devs manually checking every single number like they're counting on their fingers, while 2026 devs just outsource basic math to AI because why bother remembering if numbers are odd or even? The best part? Even Bjarne Stroustrup himself—the literal creator of C++—looked at this and went "Tell me: this is a joke?" Imagine building an entire programming language only to watch future developers ask ChatGPT whether 5 is odd. The man gave us templates, RAII, and the STL, and we repaid him by forgetting modulo operators exist. To be fair, the 2026 approach probably has better error handling than the 2020 version. At least until OpenAI decides that 7 is "spiritually even" or something.

Tech Influencers

Programming AI Webdev
21 hours ago 161.0K views 0 shares
Tech Influencers
Remember when tech influencers actually knew what a linked list was? Now they're basically glorified clickbait farms telling you to "smash that subscribe button" while an AI writes their entire tutorial. The devolution is real: from teaching data structures and algorithms to "10 ChatGPT prompts that will CHANGE YOUR LIFE" with a thumbnail that looks like they just witnessed a server crash. The "back then" era had people building compilers for breakfast. Now it's all engagement metrics and affiliate links to courses they didn't even create. Quality content got replaced by the algorithm's demands, and here we are.

Programming In 2026

AI Webdev Programming
20 hours ago 154.5K views 0 shares
Programming In 2026
The job market in 2026: millions of AI-generated apps flooding the ecosystem like digital locusts, all created by people who discovered ChatGPT and suddenly became "entrepreneurs." Meanwhile, the senior engineer sitting there with actual projects that real humans use is about as impressive as bringing a knife to a nuclear war. The vibe coder with their prompt engineering skills has industrialized app creation to the point where having genuine users is now the rarest commodity in tech. Quality over quantity? Never heard of her.

Seniors Am I Doing This Correctly

Security Webdev React Git Javascript
8 hours ago 121.2K views 0 shares
Seniors Am I Doing This Correctly
Junior dev commits what looks like a security audit's worst nightmare directly to staging. We've got hardcoded API keys with "sk-proj" prefixes (looking at you, OpenAI), admin passwords literally set to "admin123", MongoDB connection strings with credentials in plain text, AWS secrets just vibing in variables, and a Stripe key that's probably already been scraped by seventeen bots. But wait, there's more! They're storing passwords in localStorage (chef's kiss for XSS attacks), setting global window credentials, fetching from a URL literally called "malicious-site.com", and my personal favorite - trying to parse "not valid json {{(" because why not test your error handling in production? The loop creating 10,000 arrays of 1,000 elements each is just the performance cherry on top of this security disaster sundae. Someone's about to learn why we have .env files, code reviews, and why the senior dev is now stress-eating in the corner.

Maybe It's Just Brainrot

Programming
8 hours ago 115.8K views 0 shares
Maybe It's Just Brainrot
You know that moment when someone asks you a technical question in an interview and you freeze like a deer in headlights, desperately trying to retrieve information from the cobweb-filled corners of your brain? The thick Ray-Bans represent that false confidence we all walk in with, thinking we're hot stuff. Then boom—question hits, buffering mode activated for what feels like an eternity, and suddenly you're channeling your inner used car salesman with "Certainly!" before trailing off into the void with "The variable is—" because your brain just blue-screened. The awkward pause, the overcompensating enthusiasm, the sentence that goes nowhere—it's the technical interview equivalent of your code compiling on the first try (suspicious). That stare perfectly captures the interviewer's internal monologue: "Should I help them? Should I just end this now? Why did they put 'expert' on their resume?" Pro tip: Next time just say "let me think about that for a second" instead of pretending your neural network is still loading the weights.

580 Is The Most Important Number For GPUs

Hardware
10 hours ago 113.7K views 0 shares
580 Is The Most Important Number For GPUs
You know that friend who always name-drops their "high-end gaming rig"? Yeah, they casually mention having "something 580" and you're immediately picturing them rendering 4K gameplay at 144fps with ray tracing maxed out. Plot twist: they're flexing an Intel ARC B580 (Intel's adorable attempt at discrete GPUs), but you're thinking they've got an AMD RX 580—a respectable mid-range card from 2017 that can still hold its own in 1080p gaming. Reality check? They're actually running a GTX 580 from 2010, a card so ancient it predates the first Avengers movie. That's Fermi architecture, folks. The thing probably doubles as a space heater. The beauty here is how GPU naming schemes have created the perfect storm of confusion. Three different manufacturers, three wildly different performance tiers, same number. It's like saying you drive "a 2024" and leaving everyone guessing whether it's a Ferrari or a golf cart.

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Salty

Security Programming Backend
8 hours ago 112.6K views 0 shares
Salty
When your password security is so bad that even the waitress knows your hashing strategy. Guy orders something at the diner and can't identify what's on his plate, but don't worry—they salted the hash. You know, for security. Salting hashes is Password Storage 101: you add random data to passwords before hashing so two identical passwords don't produce the same hash. It's literally the bare minimum you should be doing if you're storing user credentials. But here's the thing—if someone's complaining they "can't identify" what they're looking at, your security probably has bigger problems than whether you remembered to salt. The "Privacy Diner" is serving up cryptographic puns with a side of existential dread about how your data is actually being handled. Spoiler: it's probably not as secure as you think.

Can't Keep Saying Fixes Everytime

Git Programming Debugging
9 hours ago 111.5K views 0 shares
Can't Keep Saying Fixes Everytime
You know you've entered dangerous territory when your commit messages have devolved into single words. "Fixes" becomes your entire vocabulary after the 47th commit of the day. The panic sets in when you realize your git history looks like: "fixes", "more fixes", "actually fixes it", "fixes for real this time", "I swear this fixes it". The git commit -m "" with an empty message is the developer equivalent of giving up on life itself. You've transcended beyond words. Beyond meaning. Beyond caring what your teammates will think when they see your commit history tomorrow. It's pure surrender in command-line form. Pro tip: Your future self reviewing the git log at 2 PM on a Tuesday will absolutely despise present you for this. But hey, at least you're consistent in your inconsistency.

I Have Won But At What Cost

Cloud
17 hours ago 109.8K views 0 shares
I Have Won But At What Cost

How Do I Measure The Size Of My Dict

Python AI Java StackOverflow Linux
15 hours ago 107.7K views 0 shares
How Do I Measure The Size Of My Dict

Viber Coders When Someone Asks How Does This Code Work

Programming Debugging Backend
10 hours ago 106.2K views 0 shares
Viber Coders When Someone Asks How Does This Code Work
You know that look when someone asks you to explain code you wrote six months ago? Now imagine that, but the code was written by someone who left the company three years ago, has zero documentation, and somehow still runs in production. That's Viber engineering in a nutshell. The monkey puppet meme captures that exact moment of existential dread when you realize you have no idea how any of it works, but you're too deep in to admit it. The code just... exists. It functions. Nobody touches it. Nobody questions it. It's like that load-bearing comment in the codebase—remove it and everything collapses. Props to whoever maintains Viber though. Legacy messaging apps are basically digital archaeology at this point. Every commit is like defusing a bomb while wearing oven mitts.

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