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You've spent hours carefully building your feature, tested it locally, got it reviewed, pushed it up, and it's sitting there all nice and organized ready to merge. Then some maniac on your team merges their branch first and suddenly your pristine PR looks like a Lego explosion at a daycare. Now you're untangling merge conflicts that make no sense because they touched the same file you did for "unrelated" changes. The worst part? Half the time it's formatting changes or someone reorganizing imports. You went from "ship it" to "git merge --abort" real quick. Welcome to collaborative development, where your perfectly stacked blocks become chaos the moment you look away.

The ascending levels of enlightenment based on your streak platforms is absolutely SENDING me. YouTube at 1000 days? Your brain is basically a dusty fossil. Reddit at 500 days? Congrats, you've achieved mild sentience with those colorful sparks. But WAIT—Duolingo at 100 days has you transcending into the COSMIC REALM with full galaxy brain energy. Then Brilliant at 50 days turns you into some kind of blue superhero deity shooting lasers from your chest. GitHub at 10 days? You've basically achieved GODHOOD with divine powers radiating from your hands. And the punchline? A -5 day streak on Pornhub has you reaching ULTIMATE NIRVANA, sitting in peaceful meditation with your chakras aligned and inner peace achieved. The inverse correlation between productivity and enlightenment is *chef's kiss* levels of satire. The title referencing "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65 is the cherry on top because yes, we're ALL blue from the soul-crushing grind of maintaining these streaks.