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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Git Master Branch Name

Git Devops Programming
19 hours ago 245.5K views 0 shares
Git Master Branch Name
So Git decided to rename "master" to "main" for inclusivity reasons, which is cool and all. But then some absolute psychopath suggested "trunk" as an alternative because SVN nostalgia or something. Like, we're out here trying to make version control friendlier and someone's like "let's name it after a large storage compartment in a car." The face progression says it all—going from happy acceptance of change to pure existential dread at the thought of typing "git push origin trunk" for the rest of your career. Trunk-based development is already a thing, so now we've got namespace collision in our terminology. Chef's kiss of confusion.

The Screen Brothers

Hardware
20 hours ago 239.9K views 0 shares
The Screen Brothers
Two calico cats representing the display tech rivalry that keeps tech forums busy. IPS is your reliable workhorse with decent colors and viewing angles that won't betray you when you tilt your head. OLED is the flashy sibling with those perfect blacks and infinite contrast ratio that makes your wallet cry. Both get the job done, but OLED knows it looks better and isn't afraid to show off. The cats' matching patterns but different colorations pretty much nail the "same purpose, different approach" vibe. Also, good luck finding an affordable OLED monitor that doesn't burn-in after displaying your IDE's taskbar for 10,000 hours straight.

Startups

AI Programming
21 hours ago 220.7K views 0 shares
Startups
You could literally pitch a toaster that burns bread slightly differently and as long as you slap "AI-powered" on it, VCs will throw money at you. The pen writes? Cool. The pen writes with machine learning algorithms ? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY FUNDING ROUND. It's like the entire tech industry collectively decided that adding AI to anything—even products that have worked fine for centuries—is the secret sauce to a billion-dollar valuation. Your app aggregates restaurant reviews? Boring. Your app aggregates restaurant reviews using AI? Revolutionary. Disruptive. The future. The best part? Half the time "AI-powered" just means they're calling a GPT API or running some basic if-else statements through a neural network wrapper. But hey, if it gets the pitch deck past slide 3, who's counting?

Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities

Linux Iot Hardware
21 hours ago 211.9K views 0 shares
Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities
Someone tries to dunk on Linux by saying it "never succeeded," and the comeback is absolutely nuclear. Linux literally runs on everything —from supercomputers and servers to Android phones, smart fridges, and yes, apparently the microcontroller in your mom's personal massager. The irony? Linux is probably the most successful OS kernel in human history by deployment count. It's running the internet, your router, your TV, and now... well, intimate devices. The "never succeeded" take aged like milk in the Sahara. Turns out when you're embedded in billions of devices worldwide, you've succeeded pretty hard.

Yippee AI Will Take Over Our Jobs

AI Git Programming
16 hours ago 210.9K views 0 shares
Yippee AI Will Take Over Our Jobs
GitHub Copilot catches a spelling error in a comment and helpfully suggests changing "yipee" to "yippee". The irony? The comment is about manually creating a TOML file. Copilot is now your spell-checker, your code assistant, AND your grammar teacher rolled into one. Nothing says "AI will replace developers" quite like an AI correcting your celebratory exclamations in comments that nobody will ever read anyway. The best part is the disclaimer at the bottom: "Copilot is powered by AI, so mistakes are possible." Yeah, but apparently spelling mistakes in comments are NOT one of them. Your job security is now dependent on whether you can spell "yippee" correctly.

OneDrive: Look At Me, I Am Your C Drive Now

Windows Microsoft Cloud
23 hours ago 185.6K views 0 shares
OneDrive: Look At Me, I Am Your C Drive Now
Microsoft really said "you know what your local storage needs? More cloud integration!" and proceeded to make OneDrive the default save location for literally everything. Desktop? OneDrive. Documents? OneDrive. That random screenshot you took? Believe it or not, also OneDrive. Nothing quite like opening File Explorer expecting to see your actual local files, only to discover OneDrive has staged a hostile takeover of your entire directory structure. Your C drive didn't retire, it just got forcibly migrated to the cloud without its consent. And good luck trying to disable it—Microsoft treats that "Turn off OneDrive" button like it's a suggestion, not a command. The best part? When you're on a slow connection and can't access YOUR OWN FILES because they're "syncing." Peak innovation right there.

Pixels Used To Hit Different Back In The Day

Gamedev Hardware Frontend
14 hours ago 184.8K views 0 shares
Pixels Used To Hit Different Back In The Day
Remember when 720p felt like you were watching reality itself unfold before your eyes? Now the same resolution looks like someone smeared Vaseline on your screen. Our brains literally rewired themselves to expect 4K everything, and now 720p triggers the same disgust response as finding a semicolon in Python code. It's the tech equivalent of going back to your childhood home and realizing everything was way smaller than you remembered. Except instead of your house shrinking, your pixel standards inflated faster than a startup's valuation during a funding round. The pixels didn't change—we just became insufferable resolution snobs.

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Based Java Developer

Java Programming Debugging
21 hours ago 177.6K views 0 shares
Based Java Developer
Java devs writing exception handling be like: "Yeah I'll catch it. Or not. Whatever happens, happens." The try-catch block is basically a suggestion at this point. Error handling? More like error acknowledging. The code runs, something breaks, you catch it, shrug, and move on with your life. No recovery logic, no fallback, just vibes. At least the compiler's happy.

This Is Pretty Accurate For Me

Unity Gamedev StackOverflow Debugging
13 hours ago 169.2K views 0 shares
This Is Pretty Accurate For Me
Nothing hits quite like desperately searching for a solution to your Unity problem, only to discover that the ONLY documentation available is a Reddit thread from 2018 with three upvotes and a Unity forum post where the last reply is "nvm figured it out" with ZERO explanation. You're standing there like a lost soul facing an army of ancient wisdom that refuses to actually help you, while those 5-year-old posts just stare back menacingly like they hold the secrets to the universe but won't share them. The Unity documentation? Nonexistent. Stack Overflow? Crickets. Your only hope? Archaeological excavation through dead forums where half the links are broken and the other half reference Unity 4.2 features that don't exist anymore. Truly the developer's version of being haunted by ghosts of solutions past.

Lebron James

Java Programming Debugging Databases Backend
12 hours ago 160.1K views 0 shares
Lebron James
Ah yes, the classic floating-point precision nightmare strikes again! LeBron apparently set his user balance to exactly 100 dollars, but because he used a double (floating-point) instead of a proper decimal type for monetary values, the database now cheerfully displays $99.99999999999 instead of a clean $100. The facepalm is well-deserved. Rule #1 of financial applications: never use floating-point types for money! Binary floating-point can't accurately represent decimal fractions like 0.1, leading to these delightful rounding errors that'll have your accounting department hunting you down. Should've used BigDecimal, DECIMAL, or literally anything designed for exact decimal arithmetic. Even the GOAT isn't immune to the IEEE 754 curse. Stick to the fundamentals, King. 👑

I Don't Think I've Seen An Error Like This Before...

Python Programming Debugging
12 hours ago 155.4K views 0 shares
I Don't Think I've Seen An Error Like This Before...
Python being the most passive-aggressive language ever: "Did you mean: 'sleep'?" Yeah buddy, I definitely meant sleep, not slee. Thanks for the suggestion after throwing an AttributeError at me. The real kicker? You're calling time.slee() which is basically asking Python to take a nap but misspelling it. It's like ordering a "cofee" at Starbucks and the barista correcting your spelling while refusing to serve you. Python's error messages have gotten so good they're now roasting us for typos. Props to whoever implemented these helpful suggestions though—saved countless hours of developers staring at their screen wondering why their code won't work, only to realize they fat-fingered a function name.

No Tear Was Dropped

StackOverflow AI Programming Debugging
10 hours ago 141.6K views 0 shares
No Tear Was Dropped
Stack Overflow is dead and literally nobody is mourning. The guy throwing up a peace sign at the grave perfectly captures the developer community's reaction to Stack Overflow's downfall. After years of getting roasted by condescending moderators, having questions marked as duplicates within 0.3 seconds, and being told "this has been asked before" when it absolutely hasn't, developers are celebrating like it's Y2K all over again. The irony? Stack Overflow spent years gatekeeping knowledge and making junior devs feel like absolute garbage for asking "stupid" questions. Now that AI can answer coding questions without the side of passive-aggressive judgment, everyone's moved on faster than you can say "marked as duplicate." The platform that once saved us all became the villain in its own story. RIP to a real one... actually, nevermind.
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