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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Follow Me For More Tips

Devops Webdev Networking Backend Cloud
22 hours ago 234.8K views 1 shares
Follow Me For More Tips
Oh honey, nothing says "I'm a catch" quite like bonding over shared trauma from a Cloudflare outage. While normal people use pickup lines about eyes and smiles, our brave developer here is out here weaponizing infrastructure failures as conversation starters. "Hey girl, did you also spend three hours refreshing your dashboard in existential dread?" Romance is DEAD and we killed it with status pages and incident reports. But honestly? If someone brought up that Cloudflare crash on a first date, I'd probably marry them on the spot because at least we'd have something real to talk about instead of pretending we enjoy hiking.

Is Leap Year

Algorithms Math Programming
22 hours ago 236.2K views 0 shares
Is Leap Year
Year 2000 leap year logic is the ultimate litmus test for whether someone actually understands the rules or just memorized "divisible by 4." The century rule (divisible by 100 = not a leap year, UNLESS divisible by 400 = actually a leap year) catches everyone off guard. So 2000 gets people arguing in three camps: the "divisible by 4, obviously yes" crowd, the "wait it's a century year so no" smartypants, and the rare enlightened souls who remember the 400-year exception. The bell curve nails it. Low IQ: simple rule, correct answer. Mid IQ: overthinks it with the century exception, gets it wrong. High IQ: knows the full ruleset, correct answer. It's like watching people debug datetime libraries in real-time.

Npm Install

Javascript Webdev Algorithms Frontend Backend
23 hours ago 234.8K views 0 shares
Npm Install
The JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell. Asked to solve a basic algorithmic problem? Just install a package for it. Why reinvent the wheel when someone's already published is-prime to npm with 47 dependencies, half of which are deprecated? The interviewer's face says it all—equal parts confusion, disbelief, and grudging respect for the audacity. Because let's be real, in production you'd probably use a library too. But maybe, just maybe, you should know how to check if a number is divisible by anything other than 1 and itself without reaching for your package manager.

The Biggest Decision Of A New Developer In This Era

AI Programming Debugging
16 hours ago 159.5K views 0 shares
The Biggest Decision Of A New Developer In This Era
The modern developer's dilemma: use AI to speed through tasks like a productivity god, or spend your entire afternoon debugging cryptic errors in code you didn't write, don't understand, and honestly have no idea how it even compiled in the first place. The ghost costume is particularly fitting—you're literally haunted by AI-generated code that works until it doesn't, and then you're stuck explaining to your senior dev why you can't fix a bug in code that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. The guy wearing a shirt that literally says "BUG" is the cherry on top—because that's your entire identity now. You've gone from "software engineer" to "AI code archaeologist" real quick. Fun fact: Studies show developers spend about 35-50% of their time debugging. With AI-generated code, you're debugging faster... but also debugging code you have zero ownership of. It's like inheriting legacy code, except the "legacy" developer is a neural network that can't answer your Slack messages.

Gaming Comes First...Always..

Gamedev Programming
16 hours ago 157.3K views 0 shares
Gaming Comes First...Always..
The classic programmer bedtime ritual: say goodnight to your partner at 11 PM like a responsible adult, then immediately boot up Geometry Dash the second they fall asleep. Because nothing says "healthy work-life balance" like grinding through impossible platformer levels until the birds start chirping. The progression here is beautiful—midnight hits and they're still going strong, by 3 AM they've entered the zone where time becomes meaningless and muscle memory takes over. Meanwhile, their partner is peacefully dreaming, blissfully unaware that their significant other is one failed jump away from throwing their mechanical keyboard through the monitor. Fun fact: Studies show that 87% of programmers have convinced themselves that "just one more level" at 2 AM will somehow improve their debugging skills the next day. Spoiler alert: it won't, but at least you'll have sick reaction times during your morning standup when you're running on 3 hours of sleep and pure caffeine.

Building A New Rig Next Year Is Going To Be Fun

Hardware Webdev
15 hours ago 157.0K views 0 shares
Building A New Rig Next Year Is Going To Be Fun
Ah yes, the good old Weimar Republic approach to RAM pricing. At the rate we're going, you'll need a wheelbarrow full of cash just to afford 32GB of DDR6. Chrome alone will probably require 64GB minimum by then, and that's just for keeping two tabs open. The hardware manufacturers have figured out the perfect business model: make software bloat faster than Moore's Law can keep up, then charge exponentially more for the privilege of running Electron apps that could've been websites. Your wallet is already crying and 2026 hasn't even arrived yet.

Real Trust Issues

Security Webdev
15 hours ago 156.7K views 0 shares
Real Trust Issues
Google's security paranoia in a nutshell. Someone tries to hack your account? They install a decorative baby gate that a toddler could step over. You try logging in from a new device? Fort Knox suddenly materializes on your door with padlocks, chains, combination locks, and probably a retinal scanner they forgot to photograph. The irony is that Google will happily let a bot from Kazakhstan try your password 47 times, but heaven forbid you get a new phone and want to check your email. Suddenly you're answering security questions from 2009, verifying on three other devices, and providing a DNA sample. Two-factor authentication? More like twelve-factor authentication when it's actually you trying to get in.

Heroes And Villains

Debugging Webdev C++ Javascript Programming
13 hours ago 144.5K views 0 shares
Heroes And Villains
This comic brilliantly captures how different dev roles handle bugs with wildly different energy levels. JavaScript devs panic-flee from bugs like they're on fire (accurate), then copy-paste Stack Overflow solutions while literally burning, and convince themselves the weight of technical debt is totally fine. Classic. Backend devs go full Batman mode—methodically tracking down bugs with detective skills, then hunting down whichever dev committed the cursed code. The cape is metaphorical but the intimidation is real. Web devs are Spider-Man releasing bugs into production, then trying to "organize" them (read: make it worse), until someone yells "SUDO" and they have no choice but to comply. The power of root commands compels you! Technical Support are the Jedi mind-tricking users that obvious bugs are "features." Three times. With a straight face. It's not a crash, it's an unexpected exit feature! QA is literally Godzilla destroying everything in sight, then casually leaving. Their job is chaos, and they're excellent at it. C++ devs can't find bugs because they're too busy dealing with segfaults, memory leaks, and undefined behavior. Solution? Rage quit with rm -rf and the Infinity Gauntlet. If you can't fix it, delete everything.

Best Software Fr

Windows Programming
10 hours ago 136.0K views 0 shares
Best Software Fr
WinRAR out here living rent-free in everyone's computers for DECADES with that "please purchase a license" popup that has literally never stopped anyone from using it. The audacity! The software equivalent of a polite Canadian asking you to pay while holding the door open for you regardless of your answer. It's been 30 years and WinRAR is still just... suggesting... that maybe... if you're not too busy... you could perhaps consider buying it? Meanwhile we're all clicking "close" faster than dismissing cookie popups. Honestly, the most wholesome piracy relationship in tech history. WinRAR deserves a medal for being the chillest software company ever.

I Am Built Different

React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
9 hours ago 130.0K views 0 shares
I Am Built Different
Your body is literally optimized for survival, reproduction, and energy conservation. But here you are, a biological marvel powered by mitochondria and ATP, running a JavaScript framework that re-renders the entire DOM every time someone breathes near a state variable. The skeleton knows what's up—it's grinding those bones into dust converting JSX into browser-compatible JavaScript, then watching React's reconciliation algorithm desperately try to figure out which components changed. Your CPU fans are screaming, your RAM is crying, and somewhere deep in your system monitor, a process called "node" is consuming 4GB just to display a button. Meanwhile, your ancestors survived saber-toothed tigers with less computational effort than it takes your laptop to run `npm install`. Evolution really didn't prepare us for the bundle size of modern web development.

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I Love Living On The Edge

Javascript Webdev Security Devops React
8 hours ago 119.6K views 0 shares
I Love Living On The Edge
The ultimate developer crossroads: take the left path and risk your entire codebase exploding from ancient vulnerabilities in packages you haven't touched since 2019, or take the right path and watch your build fail spectacularly because some genius decided to push breaking changes in a minor version update. The left side gives you React2Shell vibes—probably running on dependencies so old they remember when jQuery was cool. The right side? Shai-Hulud, the giant sandworm from Dune, representing the chaos that emerges when you run npm update and suddenly 47 things break in production. Both paths lead to pain. Pick your poison: security nightmares or spending your Friday evening debugging why your app suddenly can't find module 'left-pad'.

When A Software Engineer Goes To A Family Function

Programming Hardware Debugging
8 hours ago 106.5K views 0 shares
When A Software Engineer Goes To A Family Function
You know you've made it as a software engineer when your entire extended family suddenly becomes your tech support department. Congratulations, you're now the designated "laptop repairman" for every aunt, uncle, and second cousin who still uses Internet Explorer. The Among Us format perfectly captures that moment when you walk into a family gathering and everyone's eyes lock onto you like you're the impostor—except instead of voting you out, they're voting you into fixing their decade-old laptops that "just started running slow" (translation: they have 47 toolbars and a cryptocurrency miner installed). Pro tip: Next time, tell them you're a "backend developer" and watch their eyes glaze over. They'll leave you alone faster than you can say "I don't do hardware."
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