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Print Hello World

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Someone took the assignment a bit too literally. Instead of writing code to print "hello world" to the console, they just... printed it. On paper. With an actual printer. The most efficient solution is often the one that completely bypasses the problem. No compiler errors, no syntax issues, no dependency conflicts. Just pure, unfiltered malicious compliance. Your CS professor is probably having an aneurysm right now. Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

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House Is Null

AI Golang C++ Typescript Kotlin

12 hours ago 42.3K views 1 shares

The generational wealth gap summarized in one devastating image. Parents in their 30s: buying houses, starting families, living the American Dream. You in your 30s: surrounded by every programming language known to humanity, desperately asking ChatGPT to debug your life choices. The transformation from confident human to unhinged creature really captures the essence of learning your 47th framework this year while rent keeps going up. Python, Java, C++, JavaScript, TypeScript, PHP, Kotlin, Swift, Go, Lua, and whatever those other logos are—you've mastered them all, yet somehow house.value still returns undefined . Your parents bought property with a handshake and a steady job. You? You're fluent in 15 languages and still can't afford a down payment. At least ChatGPT understands your pain, even if it can't fix the housing market.

Actual Convo I Had With Epic Games Support

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20 hours ago 139.8K views 0 shares

Actual Convo I Had With Epic Games Support

Support agent really out here suggesting port forwarding for a single-player offline game. That's like telling someone to check their WiFi password when their monitor isn't plugged in. The logic gap is so wide you could fit an entire datacenter through it. But sure, let's forward ports to servers that... don't need to be contacted... because there's no internet. Classic tech support script reading at its finest. Have you tried turning your offline game online?

These Bug Reports Suck

Debugging Programming Linux Testing

21 hours ago 136.3K views 0 shares

When your user reports that the app "glitches and summons a tornado" on their house, you know you're dealing with a special kind of bug report. The expected behavior? "The app crashes instead of summoning a tornado." Because apparently crashing is the reasonable alternative here. The actual behavior is even better: their insurance company dropped them. And the steps to reproduce? "I have no idea. It happens rarely, randomly, and with seemingly no common cause." Chef's kiss. That's the holy trinity of impossible-to-debug issues right there. But wait, there's more! They helpfully included a picture of the tornado. Because nothing says "professional bug report" like attaching evidence of property damage. At least they provided system info though—Ubuntu 25.04 with dual GPUs. Clearly the tornado is a GPU driver conflict. Username "TheBrokenRail" checks out. Can't reproduce, closing as "works on my machine." 🌪️

404 Shower Not Found!

Microsoft Webdev Programming Debugging

20 hours ago 131.8K views 0 shares

When your personal hygiene goes offline and returns a 404 error. This shower curtain perfectly captures the developer lifestyle: even basic human necessities get the Internet Explorer treatment. The URL bar reading "http://www.shower.com" with that classic "Cannot find server" message is chef's kiss—because apparently bathing requires a stable internet connection now. The fact that it's styled as Internet Explorer makes it even better. Not only can you not find the shower, but you're also using the browser equivalent of a dial-up modem to search for it. "The page you are looking for is currently unavailable" hits different when you realize it's been three days since your last shower and your rubber duck is judging you. Pro tip: Have you tried clearing your cache? Or maybe just... stepping into the shower? The web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, but your coworkers are experiencing olfactory difficulties.

UML Is Love UML Is Life

Programming Csharp C++ Java Backend

19 hours ago 114.1K views 0 shares

Oh honey, nothing screams "romance on public transit" quite like someone sketching UML diagrams on their phone. Our girl here spots a guy drawing and her heart does a little flutter thinking she's found a fellow creative soul, an ARTIST in the wild! But plot twist—he's drawing class diagrams with methods, attributes, and relationships. The sheer betrayal! The emotional whiplash! She went from "maybe he's sketching the sunset" to "oh god it's a database schema" faster than you can say "inheritance hierarchy." But let's be real, UML diagrams ARE art... just the kind that makes your eyes glaze over in software engineering meetings while your soul slowly leaves your body.

Resurrect Your Old Spare Computer

Linux Networking Security Devops Hardware

18 hours ago 107.1K views 0 shares

So you dug that dusty 2009 laptop out of the closet, slapped Linux on it, and suddenly you're running a self-hosted VPN, Pi-hole, and maybe a Nextcloud instance. Your friends think you've gone full tinfoil hat mode, but you're just practicing good OPSEC (operational security) like any reasonable person who's read one too many articles about data brokers. The drill sergeant format is chef's kiss here—because yeah, caring about digital privacy in 2024 shouldn't be some fringe conspiracy theory. It's literally just common sense with extra steps. That old ThinkPad running Debian isn't paranoia; it's called not wanting your smart toaster to know your browsing history. Plus, Linux on old hardware is basically necromancy. That machine was practically e-waste until you gave it a second life as your personal Fort Knox. Windows would've needed 45 minutes just to boot.

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AI Python StackOverflow Linux Debugging

7 hours ago 105.2K views 0 shares

Everyone Has A Test Environment

Testing Devops Programming Debugging Backend

18 hours ago 103.7K views 0 shares

So we're starting off normal with testing in a test environment—big brain energy, proper procedures, chef's kiss. Then we downgrade slightly to a dedicated test environment, still acceptable, still civilized. But THEN comes testing in production, where your brain achieves cosmic enlightenment and you become one with the universe because you're literally gambling with real user data like some kind of adrenaline junkie. The stakes? Only your entire company's reputation and your job security! And the final form? Running production IN TEST. You've transcended reality itself. You've achieved MAXIMUM CHAOS. Your test environment is now hosting actual users while you're frantically debugging with live traffic flowing through. It's like performing open-heart surgery while skydiving. Absolute madness, pure insanity, and yet... some of us have been there. Some of us ARE there right now.

That'S A High End Pc You Have, You Must Play Some Crazy Games, Me...

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7 hours ago 101.6K views 0 shares

That'S A High End Pc You Have, You Must Play Some Crazy Games, Me...

My Cpu Is Scared I Might Replace It So It Has Started Putting In 110% Effort

Cloud Linux Testing Backend

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My Cpu Is Scared I Might Replace It So It Has Started Putting In 110% Effort

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