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Linear Scaling 101

4 hours ago 50.2K views 1 shares

Classic PM math right here. If 16 developers can build a C compiler in 2 weeks, then obviously 32 developers can do it in 1 week, right? Just double the resources, halve the time—it's basic arithmetic! Except that's not how software development works. Brooks' Law states that "adding manpower to a late software project makes it later," and the same principle applies here. More developers means more communication overhead, more merge conflicts, more onboarding time, and more coordination chaos. You can't just throw bodies at a problem and expect linear speedup. With 32 developers, you'd probably spend the entire week just setting up Slack channels, arguing about code style, and resolving Git conflicts. The compiler? Still not done. Maybe management should read "The Mythical Man-Month" instead of treating software like a factory assembly line.

House Stable Version

Linux Security Devops Bash Programming

21 hours ago 180.7K views 0 shares

Setting the house to read-only mode after cleaning is the most relatable version control strategy I've seen. Just like that production server you're too scared to touch, the house has reached its stable state and any modifications are strictly forbidden. The reply takes it to another level: someone ran chmod 600 on the toilet. For the uninitiated, that's Linux file permissions that make something readable and writable only by the owner—except now it's a toilet that won't flush because guest users lack delete permissions. Classic case of overly restrictive access control causing a production incident. Should've used a staging environment before deploying to the main bathroom.

Algorithm The Saviour

Algorithms Programming

18 hours ago 168.5K views 0 shares

You know you've hit peak laziness when "I used an algorithm" becomes your universal escape hatch. Can't explain your nested loops? Algorithm. Don't remember why you chose that data structure? Algorithm. Someone asks why your function has 47 lines of incomprehensible logic? Just smile and say "it's an algorithm" like you're dropping some CS theory knowledge. It's the technical equivalent of saying "it's magic" but with enough gravitas that people nod and back away slowly. Works especially well in code reviews when you really just brute-forced something at 2 AM and have zero idea how to articulate the chaos you created.

I Got Your Monitors Missing 0.01 Hz And I'm Not Giving It Back

Hardware Windows Linux

18 hours ago 162.9K views 0 shares

I Got Your Monitors Missing 0.01 Hz And I'm Not Giving It Back

You know that feeling when you set up dual monitors and one is running at 200.01 Hz while the other is stuck at 200.00 Hz? Yeah, the GPU is basically holding that extra 0.01 Hz hostage. It's like having two perfectly matched monitors, same model, same specs, bought on the same day... and somehow the universe decided one deserves slightly more refresh rate than the other. The NVIDIA driver just sits there smugly, refusing to sync them up. You'll spend 45 minutes in display settings trying to manually set them to match, only to realize the option simply doesn't exist. That 0.01 Hz difference? It's the GPU's now. Consider it rent for using dual monitors. And yes, you absolutely WILL notice the difference. Or at least you'll convince yourself you do.

New Age Slop C

AI Csharp C++ Programming

13 hours ago 160.4K views 0 shares

Dennis Ritchie invented C in 1972. Anders Hejlsberg invented C# in 2000. Now some random guy with a webcam and a dream invented "C~slop" in 2026. The natural evolution of programming languages, really. From foundational systems programming to enterprise-friendly managed code to... whatever AI-generated fever dream we're about to endure. The progression of facial expressions tells you everything you need to know. Ritchie looks dignified and accomplished. Hejlsberg looks professional and pleased with his work. Random webcam guy looks like he just discovered he can prompt ChatGPT to write an entire programming language and is way too excited about it. Can't wait for the Hacker News thread where people debate whether C~slop is "production ready."

We Still Talk About You jQuery

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

15 hours ago 158.8K views 0 shares

jQuery is basically the ex that everyone still brings up at parties. Once the king of DOM manipulation and AJAX calls, jQuery made web development bearable back when Internet Explorer 6 was still haunting our nightmares. But now? It's buried six feet under, replaced by modern frameworks like React, Vue, and vanilla JavaScript that can actually do what jQuery did natively. The thing is, we can't stop talking about it. Every "modern web dev" discussion somehow circles back to "remember when we needed jQuery for everything?" It's like that one friend from high school who peaked early—we've all moved on, but the memories (and the legacy codebases) remain. Somewhere out there, a dusty WordPress site is still running jQuery 1.4.2, and honestly? It's probably fine.

New AI Engineers

AI Algorithms Math Programming Python

19 hours ago 156.2K views 0 shares

Someone discovered you can skip the entire computer science curriculum by copy-pasting transformer code from Hugging Face. Why waste years learning Python, data structures, algorithms, discrete math, calculus, and statistics when you can just import a pre-trained model and call it "AI engineering"? The escalator labeled "attention is all you need" (referencing the famous transformer paper) goes straight to the top while the stairs gather dust. Turns out the only prerequisite for a six-figure AI job is knowing how to pip install and having the confidence to say "I fine-tuned a model" in interviews.

Dev Life Production Problems

Debugging Devops Programming Testing Backend

19 hours ago 156.1K views 0 shares

The shocked koala perfectly encapsulates that moment of pure disbelief when your code passes all local tests, runs flawlessly on localhost, and then immediately combusts the second it touches production servers. You've checked everything twice, your environment variables are set, dependencies are locked, but somehow production has decided to interpret your perfectly valid code as a personal insult. The culprit? Could be anything from a subtle timezone difference, a missing font on the production server, a slightly different Node version, or the classic "works on my machine" syndrome where your local environment has some magical configuration that production doesn't. Fun fact: studies show that 73% of developer stress comes from the phrase "but it worked locally" followed by staring at production logs at 2 AM.

Chernobyl At Home

Hardware Programming

13 hours ago 143.6K views 0 shares

When you ask how to reduce RGB light intensity and someone suggests just removing the blue and green values. Congratulations, you've turned your gaming setup into a nuclear reactor core. That ominous red glow isn't ambiance—it's a radiation warning. Setting RGB to (255, 0, 0) doesn't reduce light, it just makes everything look like you're developing photos in a darkroom or about to launch missiles. Your room now has the same energy as Reactor 4 right before things went sideways. At least your electricity bill matches the vibes. Pro tip: reducing RGB light means lowering the overall brightness values, not creating a monochromatic hellscape. Try (50, 50, 50) instead of becoming a supervillain.

N O! 2026 Ha S T O B E Th E Y Ea R O F L In Ux!!1!

Linux Windows

12 hours ago 135.6K views 0 shares

N O! 2026 Ha S T O B E Th E Y Ea R O F L In Ux!!1!

Every. Single. Year. Since the early 2000s, Linux enthusiasts have been screaming from the rooftops that THIS is the year Linux will finally dominate the desktop market and dethrone Windows. Spoiler alert: it's been over two decades of the same prophecy, and Windows is still sitting pretty on like 75% of desktops while Linux hovers around 3%. But do Linux fanboys give up? ABSOLUTELY NOT. They'll read that book of broken promises, get FURIOUS at the audacity of reality, and immediately declare that 2026 (or 2027, or 2028...) will DEFINITELY be the chosen year. The denial is so strong you could power a server farm with it. Meanwhile, Linux continues to quietly dominate servers, supercomputers, and Android devices, but nope—desktop supremacy or bust!

I Just Can't Prove It

Webdev AI Git StackOverflow Frontend

15 hours ago 130.7K views 0 shares

When your portfolio claims "full stack web app with backend" but the entire backend is literally just two Express routes copy-pasted from Stack Overflow and a JSON file pretending to be a database. Sure, it technically has a backend... in the same way a cardboard cutout technically has depth. The "No AI" disclaimer is the cherry on top—gotta make sure everyone knows you typed those two commits yourself, even if one of them was just fixing a typo in the README.

The Oddly Specific Documentationless Magic Number

Programming Debugging Backend

10 hours ago 113.2K views 0 shares

The Oddly Specific Documentationless Magic Number

You know you're in deep when someone asks about that random if (count > 37) sitting in the codebase like an ancient artifact. "Historical reasons" is developer-speak for "I have absolutely no idea why this exists, the person who wrote it left the company 5 years ago, and I'm too terrified to touch it because production hasn't exploded yet." That nervous side-eye says it all. Why 37? Why not 36 or 38? Was it a business requirement? A bug fix? Someone's lucky number? The universe may never know. The comment "nobody knows why 37" is both brutally honest and professionally devastating. It's the coding equivalent of archaeological mystery—except instead of ancient civilizations, it's just Dave from 2015 who didn't believe in documentation. Pro tip: If you ever find yourself writing code with magic numbers, leave a comment. Future you (or the poor soul who inherits your code) will thank you. Or at least won't curse your name during 3 AM debugging sessions.

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