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A Job Title That Accurately Describes My Workflow

23 hours ago 178.8K views 0 shares

A Job Title That Accurately Describes My Workflow

Forget Full Stack Developer—we're all just Pull Stack Developers copy-pasting from StackOverflow, GitHub repos, and random blog posts we found at 2 AM. The "stack" we're really mastering is Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V. Who needs to memorize syntax when you've got the entire internet as your external brain? Job interviews ask about data structures, but the real skill is knowing which search terms will get you the code snippet that actually works.

Someone Somewhere Out There

Gamedev Hardware

14 hours ago 175.0K views 0 shares

The eternal rivalry continues. You're over here thinking you're sophisticated with your console gaming setup, but then you find out your buddy just ascended to the PC master race and suddenly you're questioning every life choice you've made. The look of betrayal is real—like finding out your best friend uses spaces instead of tabs, or worse, switched from your favorite IDE to something objectively inferior. Gaming platform wars are just the preview for the framework wars you'll fight at work tomorrow.

Technical Debt

Programming Agile Debugging Backend

14 hours ago 173.1K views 0 shares

When your PM asks you to explain technical debt like they're six, you pull out the Haggis story. Dude's got a hole in his roof but won't fix it when it's raining because it's too wet, and won't fix it when it's sunny because, well, there's no leak. Classic. That's your codebase right there. The bug isn't critical enough to fix during the sprint because everyone's busy shipping features, and when you finally have downtime, management says "if it ain't broke, don't touch it." Meanwhile, the hole gets bigger, the roof starts sagging, and eventually you're debugging a production incident at 2 AM wondering how a simple auth service turned into a distributed systems nightmare. The "Translate from French" button really seals the deal—because apparently technical debt is so universal it transcends language barriers. Haggis speaks to us all.

How To Trap Sam Altman

AI Hardware Cloud

21 hours ago 172.6K views 0 shares

Classic box-and-stick trap setup, but instead of cheese for a mouse, it's RAM sticks for the OpenAI CEO. Because when you're training GPT models that require ungodly amounts of compute and memory, you develop a Pavlovian response to hardware. The joke here is that Sam Altman's AI empire runs on so much computational power that he'd literally crawl under a cardboard box for some extra RAM. Those training runs aren't gonna optimize themselves, and when you're burning through millions in compute costs daily, a few sticks of DDR4 lying on the ground start looking pretty tempting. It's like leaving a trail of GPUs leading into your garage. He can't help himself – the models must grow larger.

Name The Game

Gamedev

21 hours ago 156.3K views 0 shares

Steam sales are basically a psychological warfare experiment at this point. That game you've been eyeing for months? 50% off! What a steal! Time to finally buy it, right? Wrong. Even with half the price slashed, you're still dropping $30+ on a game you'll probably play for 20 minutes before returning to the same three games you've been playing for the last five years. The discount makes you feel like you're saving money while simultaneously spending money you weren't planning to spend. It's the digital equivalent of buying something you don't need just because it's on sale. Capitalism wins again, and your backlog grows by another entry that'll sit there collecting digital dust next to the other 347 unplayed games.

Will I Ever See You Again?

Gamedev

15 hours ago 155.2K views 0 shares

PC gamers and the Epic Games Store have a relationship that can only be described as "transactional at best." You open it once a week to claim your free game like you're collecting coupons at a grocery store, then immediately close it and pretend it doesn't exist. The Epic launcher sits there in your taskbar, wondering if it'll ever experience the warmth of human interaction again. Spoiler alert: it won't. Not until next Thursday when they're giving away another indie game you'll add to your library of 47 unplayed titles. Steam stays open 24/7 like a loyal golden retriever, but Epic? That's the friend you only text when you need something. And honestly, Epic knows what they signed up for.

Dude, I'M Rich

Hardware

14 hours ago 148.4K views 0 shares

DDR1 RAM. 333MHz. 1GB. The holy trinity of obsolete hardware that's been sitting in your drawer since 2003. Finding this relic and thinking you've struck gold is the tech equivalent of discovering your old Beanie Babies collection and checking eBay, only to realize the market crashed two decades ago. Back when DDR1 was cutting edge, we were still arguing about whether Firefox would dethrone Internet Explorer. Now? This RAM stick has less memory than a single Chrome tab uses. But hey, at least it's "ValueSelect" – Corsair's budget line that was basically the store-brand cereal of memory modules. The real kicker? You can't even give this away on Craigslist. It's too old to be useful and too new to be vintage. Welcome to tech purgatory, where your "riches" are worth approximately $0.37 and a firm handshake.

Documentation Level: Cat

Programming

11 hours ago 147.5K views 0 shares

You know your documentation is top-tier when it just says what the thing is. Variable named "cat"? Better add a comment that says "// cat" so future developers understand it's a cat. Function called getUserData()? Slap a "// gets user data" on there and call it a day. It's like labeling a box "BOX" and feeling productive about your organizational skills. The comment provides exactly zero additional information beyond what the code already screams at you. But hey, at least the comment count looks impressive in the metrics report. Pro tip: If your comment just repeats the function name in sentence form, you've achieved peak uselessness. Congratulations, you're now compliant with the "every function must have a comment" policy while contributing absolutely nothing to human knowledge.

This Is Quite Powerful

Programming Csharp C++ Typescript Javascript

18 hours ago 145.3K views 0 shares

When you discover the ternary operator and suddenly feel like you've unlocked forbidden knowledge. Pooh goes from peasant to aristocrat just by condensing 5 lines into one elegant expression. The real power move is when you start nesting these bad boys three levels deep and your code reviewer needs a PhD in abstract syntax trees to decipher what you've written. Nothing says "I'm a sophisticated developer" quite like turning perfectly readable code into a cryptic one-liner that makes junior devs question their career choices. Pro tip: The ternary operator is great until you need to debug it at 3 AM and realize you've created a monster. But hey, at least you saved 4 lines of code, right?

Fact

Programming Webdev

19 hours ago 141.0K views 0 shares

Developers complaining about their back pain while simultaneously sitting like a contortionist attempting an Olympic-level gymnastics routine is peak irony. Your spine is screaming for mercy while you're out here typing with your legs in a position that would make a yoga instructor weep. The duality of developer existence: acknowledging the physical toll of the job while refusing to sit like a normal human being for even five consecutive minutes. Ergonomic chair? Nah, let's just become a human pretzel instead!

Isn't Using Braces Better Than This

Python Programming Debugging

18 hours ago 136.7K views 0 shares

Python developers be living their best life without curly braces until they accidentally hit the spacebar ONE extra time and suddenly their entire code block decides to throw a tantrum. The indentation gods are RUTHLESS—you're either perfectly aligned or you're getting an IndentationError slapped across your face faster than you can say "but it looks fine to me!" Meanwhile, brace-loving languages are just chilling with their explicit boundaries, immune to the invisible chaos of whitespace warfare. But noooo, Python said "let's make formatting MANDATORY" and turned every developer into a paranoid space-counter. One rogue space and your if statement is now part of the wrong block, your loop is broken, and you're questioning your entire career choice. The absolute AUDACITY of a language where pressing spacebar is a syntax decision. Welcome to Python, where tabs vs spaces isn't just a preference—it's a declaration of war.

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