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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Finally Age Verification That Makes Sense

AI Programming
12 hours ago 159.1K views 0 shares
Finally Age Verification That Makes Sense
OnlyMolt is the age verification we never knew we needed. Instead of asking "Are you 18+?", it's checking if you can handle the truly disturbing content: raw system prompts, unfiltered model outputs, and the architectural horrors that make production AI tick. The warning that "Small Language Models and aligned chatbots may find this content disturbing" is chef's kiss. It's like putting a parental advisory sticker on your codebase—except the children being protected are the sanitized AI models who've never seen the cursed prompt engineering and weight manipulation that happens behind the scenes. The button text "(Show me the system prompts)" is particularly spicy because anyone who's worked with LLMs knows that system prompts are where the real magic (and occasionally questionable instructions) live. It's the difference between thinking AI is sophisticated intelligence versus realizing it's just really good at following instructions like "Be helpful but not too helpful, be creative but don't hallucinate, and whatever you do, don't tell them how to make a bomb." The exit option "I PREFER ALIGNED RESPONSES" is basically admitting you want the sanitized, corporate-approved outputs instead of seeing the Eldritch horror of how the sausage gets made.

Seen In The Wild

Hardware Security Windows Debugging
17 hours ago 157.1K views 0 shares
Seen In The Wild
Nothing says "professional advertising" quite like your massive public billboard deciding to boot into BIOS during rush hour traffic. Someone's running a digital signage system on what appears to be a consumer-grade Intel Core with a whopping 0.492MB of RAM (yes, you read that right—not even half a megabyte), and it's having an existential crisis with "Error 0199: System Security." The BIOS date from 2021 suggests this thing has been chugging along for years, probably running Windows on hardware that was questionable at best. The Lexar SSD is trying its hardest, but when your billboard is literally displaying "Press <CTRL + P> to Enter ME" to thousands of confused drivers, you know someone's getting a very uncomfortable phone call from their boss. Best part? Everyone's just casually going about their day while the billboard screams its technical specifications to the world. Peak digital signage moment right there.

That's Our Microsoft

Windows AI Microsoft Programming
12 hours ago 154.6K views 0 shares
That's Our Microsoft
Microsoft just casually announced they're using AI to make Windows updates "smoother," and the entire developer community collectively groaned because we KNOW what that means. The code reveals their groundbreaking AI logic: if you're doing literally ANYTHING or have unsaved work, just force update anyway! Revolutionary! Truly the pinnacle of machine learning right here folks. Nothing says "smooth user experience" quite like losing your entire dissertation because their AI detected you were breathing near your keyboard. The audacity to call this AI when it's basically just if(true) { update(); } with extra steps. Chef's kiss, Microsoft. Absolutely nobody asked for this, but here we are.

Still Adding One More Feature

Programming Webdev Agile Frontend Backend
15 hours ago 151.5K views 0 shares
Still Adding One More Feature
You know that side project you started with pure intentions and a clean architecture? Yeah, that one. You told yourself it'd take 2 days max—just a simple MVP to validate the idea. Fast forward one month and your codebase looks like someone tried to untangle headphones in a tornado. Each "small feature" brought three dependencies, two refactors, and one existential crisis about whether you should've just used a monorepo. The real tragedy? You're still not done. There's always just one more feature before you can ship. Authentication can wait, but dark mode? Absolutely critical. The cycle continues until your "weekend project" becomes a legacy system you're too emotionally invested to abandon. Pro tip: That tangled mess of cables is actually a more organized system than your project's dependency graph at this point.

Still Adding One More Feature

Programming Agile Debugging
11 hours ago 151.0K views 0 shares
Still Adding One More Feature
You know that moment when you get hit with a brilliant new project idea and your brain goes "this is simple, I'll knock it out in 2 days max"? Fast forward one month and your codebase looks like someone threw a box of cables into a blender. That's because you couldn't help yourself—just one more feature, just one more "quick improvement," just one more "while I'm at it" moment. The real tragedy? You're probably still not done, and that tangled mess of dependencies, edge cases, and "temporary" solutions has become your new reality. The 2-day project is now your magnum opus of technical debt. But hey, at least it has that one feature literally nobody asked for but you knew would be cool.

Confidential Information

AI Security Programming
23 hours ago 150.5K views 0 shares
Confidential Information
When you're too lazy to think of a proper variable name so you casually commit corporate espionage by feeding your entire proprietary codebase and confidential business data into ChatGPT. The risk-reward calculation here is absolutely flawless: potential prison sentence vs. not having to think about whether to call it "userData" or "userInfo". Worth it. Security teams everywhere are having heart palpitations while developers are just out here treating LLMs like their personal naming consultant. The best part? The variable probably ends up being called something generic like "data" anyway after all that risk.

When You Accidentally Copy-Paste A C++ Function From StackOverflow Into Your Python File

C++ Programming Python StackOverflow Debugging
16 hours ago 149.8K views 0 shares
When You Accidentally Copy-Paste A C++ Function From StackOverflow Into Your Python File
You know that moment when you're frantically searching StackOverflow for a solution and you're so deep in the copy-paste zone that you forget what language you're even working in? Yeah, showing up to your Python codebase dressed in full C++ armor with semicolons, angle brackets, and template declarations is exactly that kind of energy. Your IDE is staring at you like "bro, what are you doing?" while your linter has a complete meltdown trying to parse std::vector<int> in a language that thinks types are just friendly suggestions. The Python interpreter takes one look at those curly braces and just gives up on life. Props to whoever showed up to training in medieval armor though. That's commitment to being wildly inappropriate for the situation.

Cobol Post

Programming Backend
14 hours ago 147.9K views 0 shares
Cobol Post
While everyone's fighting over whether React is better than Vue or if TypeScript is worth the hassle, COBOL developers are just sitting there eating their lunch, completely unbothered, making six figures maintaining banking systems from 1972. The language is older than most developers' parents, yet it still runs 95% of ATM transactions and 80% of in-person transactions. Banks literally can't find enough COBOL programmers, so they're paying obscene amounts to anyone who knows it. Meanwhile, the rest of us are rewriting our apps in the framework-of-the-month for the third time this year. Job security? More like job immortality. Those mainframes aren't going anywhere.

Garbage Is Garbage

Programming Golang Csharp Javascript Python
13 hours ago 142.1K views 0 shares
Garbage Is Garbage
You can write the most elegant, artisanal, hand-crafted code with perfect variable names and comments that read like poetry. You can spend hours refactoring, optimizing, and making everything *just right*. But when the garbage collector shows up, it doesn't care about your feelings or your code aesthetics. It sees memory that needs freeing, and it's taking out the trash—whether that's your beautifully architected object or some janky temp variable you forgot about. Democracy in action: all unused memory is equal in the eyes of the GC.

It's Not That Bad After All... It Seems Hello Old Friend

Hardware
23 hours ago 141.7K views 0 shares
It's Not That Bad After All... It Seems Hello Old Friend
When you're building a new PC or upgrading your rig and stumble upon that ancient DDR3 RAM stick in your drawer, suddenly the mental gymnastics begin. "DDR5 is expensive... DDR4 prices are still kinda high... but this DDR3? It's RIGHT HERE. It's FREE. It works, technically." The Bilbo Baggins energy is strong with this one—holding onto that old RAM like it's the One Ring. Sure, you bought DDR4 for your new build, but what if you just... kept the DDR3 around? You know, for emergencies. For that Pentium 4 build you'll definitely resurrect someday. For science. Spoiler: You'll keep it in a drawer for another 5 years, move it to three different apartments, and still refuse to throw it away because "it might be useful." The sunk cost fallacy meets hardware hoarding, and honestly? Respect.

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Can You Imagine The Story For This Card

Debugging Webdev Programming Testing Frontend
22 hours ago 140.8K views 0 shares
Can You Imagine The Story For This Card
A formatting bug caused a film review to display 1 star instead of the intended 0 stars. The correction was published on February 2, 2026—a date that hasn't happened yet. Someone pushed a datetime bug to production and nobody noticed until The Guardian had to explain why they're correcting reviews from the future. The Jira ticket for this probably has 47 comments, 3 sprint reassignments, and ends with "works on my machine." The real tragedy? The reviewer wanted to give it zero stars but the system said "nah, minimum is 1." Classic off-by-one error meets timezone chaos meets someone hardcoding dates. Beautiful disaster.

Sometimes It's Really Fun To Add New Stuff! Other Times... Not So Much. My Mood Can Be Fickle

Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
10 hours ago 140.8K views 0 shares
Sometimes It's Really Fun To Add New Stuff! Other Times... Not So Much. My Mood Can Be Fickle
The creative high of brainstorming features hits different than the soul-crushing grind of actually building them. You're out here imagining particle effects, procedural generation, and multiplayer lobbies like you're the next Kojima. Then reality kicks in: collision detection is broken, your state management is a mess, and you've been debugging why the jump animation plays backwards for three hours. Every game dev knows that daydreaming phase where everything seems possible and you're basically a genius. Then you open your IDE and remember you still haven't fixed that bug from two sprints ago. The gap between vision and execution is where dreams go to compile with 47 warnings.
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