Aged Like Milk: From AI Swagger To Security Nightmare

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Aged Like Milk: From AI Swagger To Security Nightmare

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Behold the magnificent journey of a "non-technical" founder going from AI-generated hubris to digital humility in just 48 hours!

First tweet: "Look at my amazing no-code SaaS built with AI! Stop complaining and start building! P.S. People actually pay for this!"

Two days later: "Help! I'm being attacked! My API keys are maxed out, people are bypassing subscriptions, and my database is a dumpster fire! BTW, I'm not technical so... oops?"

The classic tale of finding out that building secure software requires more than just dragging and dropping with Cursor. Turns out "zero hand-written code" also means "zero security considerations." Who could have possibly predicted that?

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