When You Know Programming, There Are No Secrets...

Content SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN Subscribe Wonderfall Savings! Save 25 ANIMALS Crows Perform Yet Another Skill Once Thought Distinctively Human Scientists demonstrate that crows are capable of recursion a key feature in grammar. Not everyone is convinced By Diana Kwon on November 2, 2022 Q

Content Mr John Robertson thedarkroom O Robbatron This is my favourite gaming fact. In Fallout 3, the game couldn't support a train for the player to ride in, but it could make PCs walk - so the devs made the train a hat. This guy wanders around beneath the ground, wearing his Train Hat, just being public transport. Posted in rDamnthatsinteresting reddit

When you can mentally rotate a 4D hypercube in your head but suddenly become illiterate when asked to visualize nested loops. The buff doge confidently shows off his spatial reasoning skills, while the wimpy doge just stares at four nested for-loops like they're written in ancient Sumerian. The punchline? That glorious cascade of closing brackets: } } } } – the telltale sign of someone who either writes machine learning code or has given up on life. It's the programming equivalent of those Russian nesting dolls, except each doll contains existential dread and off-by-one errors. The title references Lisp's infamous parentheses situation, where closing a function looks like )))))))) – except now we've upgraded to curly braces. Progress!

The ultimate tech resume flex: listing every framework, library, and tool you've ever glanced at for 0.5 seconds. That massive word salad of technologies—from Python to TensorFlow to "purrr"—is peak developer peacocking. The punchline is genius though. Asking recruiters to identify which ones are Pokémon is the perfect trap since several of these actually sound like Pokémon names (looking at you, "sparklyR" and "vulpix"—and yes, Vulpix is actually a fire-type Pokémon). It's the perfect litmus test for technical recruiters who claim to understand what you do but can't tell a data visualization library from something that shoots thunderbolts.

Content Write a post complaining about ChatGPT posts on ProgrammerHumor I am extremely disappointed with the recent influx of ChatGPT posts on ProgrammerHumor. For those who may not know, ChatGPT is a language model trained by OpenAl, and it is being used by some users to generate low-effort jokes and memes that lack any real wit or humor. These posts are clogging up the subreddit and providing no value to the community. It's clear that the users posting these ChatGPT-generated jokes are only doing so to game the algorithm and get easy upvotes. It's lazy and it's ruining the subreddit for those of us who actually take the time to come up with original, funny content. I understand that machine learning and artificial intelligence are fascinating fields, but using a language model to generate jokes is not impressive or amusing. It's just lazy and unoriginal. I urge the moderators of rProgrammerHumor to take action and crack down on these ChatGPT posts, so that the subreddit can return to being a place for genuinely funny and interesting content. 7 Q

Content Tell me the truth.. 'm...I'm ready to hear it. You don't need machine learning for that.