When You Know Programming, There Are No Secrets...

Content Actual Instructions Mental nisorders MASKMOVDQU xmm1, xmm2 ADD MOV OR MOVDQ2Q mm, xmm MOVDQA xmm1, xmm2m128 AND MOVDQA xmm2m128, xmm1 PSHUFB mm1, mm2m64 OF 38 00r Shuffle bytes VrUTDHODS vmmran ) XRNG2 MPSADBW xmm1, xmm2m128, imm8 Unknown mnemonic VCVTPH2PS ymmreg, VPERMILPS VERMILPD VCVTI 1rm64, (unknown, multiple) of WBIND VPERM2F128 VZEROALL VCVTI ZEROUPPER Irm12 MONTMUL2 VFMADDSUB231PD VFMADDSUB132P5 BSWAP r32 VFMADDSUB213PS VFMADDSUB231PS VFMSUB132PD VFMSUB213PD CMPXCHG m8, r8 VFMSUB231PD VFMSUB132PS VFMSUB213PS CMPXCHG m, r1632 VFMSUB231P5 VFMSUB132SD INVD VFMSUB213SD VFMSUB231SD VFMSUB132SS INVLPG m8 VFMSUB231SS VFMSUBADD132PD VFMSUBADD213PD VFMSUBADD231PD TVEMSOBAD D 32PS XADD rm.r8 VEMSIRADDS13PS LIl XADD rm, r1632 VFMSUBADD231PS VFNMADD132PD VFNMADD213PD

Content Time Spent Programming Writing Core Functionality I Documentation Safeguards to stop the user from fucking everything up meta-chart.com ProarammerHumor id

Content Me showing my family a new server I've built And this is the machine that goes "ping!"

Content Beginner Python THANKS pip vs conda vs poetry venv, virtualenv, pyenv mypy and type checks Metaclasses magic asyncawait It works on my machine Memory leaks in long-runners "Why is prod so slow?" Race condition roulette Dependency version hell Log flood vs. silent failures Config chaos across envs Security patch scramble Easy to learn Beginner friendly Closures and variable scoping Mutable default arguments Circular imports GiL limitations in multithreading Monkey patching mayhem Mothert.

The perfect collision of British slang and Python programming! The joke plays on how "__init__" (the special constructor method in Python classes) sounds exactly like a British person saying "innit" - their colloquial way of saying "isn't it?" at the end of sentences. Imagine a posh British dev reviewing code: "Blimey, that's a constructor, __init__? *sips tea aggressively*" The beauty is in how perfectly these worlds overlap - object-oriented programming meets Cockney rhyming slang. Bloody brilliant coding humor!

Content PYTHON OBJECT ORIENTED PROGRAMMING POOP