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Content Started a new career as a Data Scientist recently. After years as a Java developer, it feels like a breath of fresh air. I now use Python. rProgrammerHumor always has memes about how slow it is at runtime. It can't be that bad, right? I write a Jupyter notebook to analyse some company data. Once I finish and run it, it takes 20 minutes to iterate through 11,000 rows of data. That was just the testing data, now I need to iterate over the actual data which has 400,000 rows.

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Oh the beautiful abomination of mixing Python with C++ syntax! This code is the programming equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza AND dipping it in chocolate sauce. The madlad imported iostream in Python and then used C++'s cout << syntax inside a Python function. The most cursed part? It actually works! The terminal shows the output "Hello" because Python's flexible import system let this crime against nature run successfully. This is what happens when you know too many languages and decide to play god with syntax. Your code reviewer is probably having a seizure right now.

The bell curve of code readability across developer experience levels is too real! Junior devs write simple, readable code because they're still learning fundamentals. Senior devs write elegant, maintainable code because they've been burned enough times by complexity. But those mid-level devs? They've discovered just enough functional programming and regex to turn everything into incomprehensible one-liners that fit in a tweet but take 3 hours to debug. It's that dangerous middle zone where you know enough to be clever but not enough to realize why you shouldn't be.

This meme perfectly captures the duality of programming languages. On the left, we have the muscular Doge representing "Any other language" where you can cram an entire project into one line and the compiler just shrugs and says "whatever." Meanwhile, Python (the wimpy Doge) is having an existential crisis because you forgot a single space in your indentation. Python's strict whitespace requirements will have you staring at "IndentationError" for 30 minutes before realizing you mixed tabs and spaces like some kind of monster. The compiler that was supposed to make your life easier is now questioning your entire existence because you dared to press the spacebar incorrectly. It's basically like having a grammar nazi as your interpreter.