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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Name's Bond, Technical Debt Bond

Testing Security Devops Programming Debugging
2 months ago 111.4K views 0 shares
The Name's Bond, Technical Debt Bond
The name's Bond. Technical Debt Bond. Licensed to deploy untested code directly to production. That "007" isn't just a cool spy number—it's a scoreboard: 0 tests, 0 documentation, and 7 critical vulnerabilities that would make Q have a nervous breakdown. The only thing more dangerous than facing a villain with a laser is maintaining this codebase next week when everyone's forgotten how it works. Shaken, not unit tested.

Initialize Your Off Diagonals

C++ Algorithms Math Programming Debugging
4 months ago 148.6K views 0 shares
Initialize Your Off Diagonals
When you only initialize the diagonal values in your matrix, the compiler fills the rest with garbage that looks suspiciously like scientific notation for zero. Now your matrix is basically a Bond villain—looks impressive in a tuxedo but threatens you with memory garbage and potential matrix inversion disasters. Next time, initialize all your values unless you enjoy playing Russian roulette with your linear algebra operations.

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