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Content Here me out, We have the three branches of government: The legislative, Judiciary, and the Executive branch right? Well I propose we bring in a 4th branch: QA. Anytime a law is proposed or passed it gets passed to the QA branch were we have round up just a bunch of lawyer monkeys with adhd. Give them a stick and poke around to break it by finding loopholes, then they can pass it back to be reworked or amended. Let's bring agile development to the government

Ah yes, the classic "my tests pass in isolation" syndrome. The soldier in camo is proudly directing deadly weapons away from the sleeping person, congratulating himself on his amazing unit tests. Meanwhile, production code is getting absolutely shredded by edge cases that the tests never bothered to check for. Sure, your function works great when you pass it exactly what you expect... shame users don't read your mind and follow your undocumented assumptions.

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Developer: "The interface is super intuitive." Meanwhile, the user is trying to enter the doghouse through the roof because nobody bothered with a user manual or tooltips. Happens every sprint when UX design is an afterthought and the PM is breathing down your neck about deadlines. The real intuitive interface was the friends we confused along the way.

Content Me, trying to write code while sales is hyping up their latest deal

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