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The Self-Service Bug Fix

1 day ago 63.6K views 0 shares

The ultimate self-service experience. Nothing quite like the pride of a tester who discovers they can fix their own bugs instead of filing a ticket and waiting six sprints for someone to look at it. That dog walking itself is basically QA saying "Fine, I'll do it myself" after the third time a dev responded with "works on my machine." The circle of software development life.

Limited Resources

Devops Agile Programming Debugging Testing

2 days ago 53.9K views 0 shares

The eternal battle between QA and Dev teams in their natural habitat: Discord. QA desperately needs to demo something but can't because devs are hogging the development server. Meanwhile, the dev's brilliant solution? "Stop demo 😛" followed by the mic drop explanation that "stop using Dev server = Stop development." That perfect circular logic that makes perfect sense... if you're a developer who thinks testing is just an annoying interruption to your "real work." Every company has exactly one development environment, and it's unfortunately shared between people who want to build things and people who want to break things.

Born To Code, Forced To Test

Testing Programming Debugging Backend

9 days ago 52.3K views 0 shares

Left: an energetic, wide-eyed cat with a raised tail, ready for chaos. Right: the same cat, now dead inside, staring at a laptop like it contains all of life's disappointments. That's the perfect visualization of what happens when you transition from "I'm gonna write amazing code!" to "Fine, I'll test if this function returns null when I pass it an empty string for the 47th time." The soul-crushing reality of ensuring your code doesn't explode when some user inevitably types "null;DROP TABLE users;--" into the name field.

Where Is The Documentation

Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing

14 days ago 74.4K views 0 shares

The eternal corporate blame game in its natural habitat. Nobody actually knows how the feature works because the documentation disappeared into the same void where missing socks and project timelines go. QA points to Product, Product points to Engineering, and Engineering points right back because that's how we roll in software development. Meanwhile, the customer is sitting there wondering why they pay for this circus. The real documentation was the friends we made along the way.

Eat, Survive, Cannot Reproduce

Debugging Devops Programming Testing

15 days ago 68.0K views 0 shares

The fundamental laws of nature: eat, survive, reproduce. The fundamental laws of software: works in production, don't touch it again. Ever tried to recreate that weird bug that only happens in production but refuses to show up in your test environment? It's like trying to explain to your PM why something that worked yesterday suddenly doesn't—pure digital Darwinism. The code evolves to survive only in its native habitat, mocking our attempts to understand it. After 15 years of debugging, I've learned one truth: some bugs aren't meant to be reproduced, just documented with "fixed by unknown changes" and quietly closed.

Day Wasted Equals True

Python Windows Programming Debugging Testing

16 days ago 61.8K views 0 shares

Nothing quite like wasting an entire day debugging your perfectly fine code only to discover the test script itself is broken. The irony of the Windows XP "Task Failed Successfully" message is just the chef's kiss on this nightmare sandwich. Somewhere, a QA engineer is laughing while you contemplate your life choices and the structural integrity of your desk as a pillow.

Why You Do This

Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing

20 days ago 74.0K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic developer's nightmare! Just when you think you're about to escape for that sweet year-end vacation, the testing team pins you down with 5 new complex bugs. The wrestler's smug smile perfectly captures QA's satisfaction when they drop those tickets right before you're about to log off. Meanwhile, your vacation plans are being absolutely demolished, just like that poor opponent. Every developer knows that feeling when Jira notifications keep coming in at 4:55 PM on Friday before the holidays. Bug-fixing purgatory is the developer's true end-of-year tradition!

I Cannot Reproduce It Allthe Time

Debugging Devops Programming Testing

21 days ago 66.4K views 0 shares

The eternal developer nightmare: Support team flexing like bodybuilders when reporting bugs, but turning into melted puddles when asked for reproduction steps. "It happens sometimes on Tuesdays when Mercury is in retrograde and the user clicks really fast while standing on one foot." And then they wonder why we close tickets as "Cannot Reproduce." Classic case of Schrödinger's Bug – it both exists and doesn't exist until someone documents it properly.

Tough Job

Testing Webdev Programming Debugging

21 days ago 63.7K views 0 shares

Imagine being a QA tester at an adult website! You're just sitting there all day, surrounded by... content ... with the deadest expression on your face like this cat. 😹 Your job? Click every button, test every feature, and make sure everything... performs as expected. Meanwhile your friends think you have the most exciting job ever, but you're just there thinking "Bug #427: video buffering issue at timestamp 6:09" while completely desensitized to everything around you! That cat is every tester who's seen too much and is just waiting for their shift to end so they can go home and watch something truly exciting... like paint drying tutorials!

Dev Mini Heart Attack

Devops Programming Debugging Testing Backend

25 days ago 69.8K views 0 shares

That moment when your soul leaves your body because your production app is calling a QA environment. The cat's face perfectly captures that special blend of terror, disbelief, and "I'm definitely getting fired today" that hits when you realize your carefully deployed app is about to bring down the entire system because it's pointing at a test backend. Nothing quite says "professional software engineer" like frantically SSH-ing into production servers at 2 AM while your boss's phone is lighting up with alerts. Just another day in paradise!

That one test you failed to make comes to bite you in the ass...

Testing

1 month ago 16.1K views 0 shares

That one test you failed to make comes to bite you in the ass... | engineer-memes, test-memes, qa-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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