Aside From A Few Format Dings

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Aside From A Few Format Dings

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The formal frog announces his survival with the dignity of someone who just escaped a firing squad. First code reviews are basically professional executions where your carefully crafted masterpiece gets dissected by senior devs who've forgotten what optimism feels like. You walk in thinking you're delivering the next Linux kernel and walk out realizing you've been indenting with a mixture of tabs AND spaces like some kind of monster. The miracle isn't just surviving—it's maintaining enough self-esteem to code again tomorrow.

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