Time Travelers Fix Bugs Before They Happen

Developer life Deadline panic Bug fixing Production bugs Code nightmares Friday deploy Time-warp Time-perception Weekend-destroyer

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Time Travelers Fix Bugs Before They Happen

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Ah, the classic time paradox of debugging! When your friend points out you've been working on a bug fix "since 5pm" but it's only 4pm, they've unwittingly stumbled upon one of programming's greatest secrets: debugger time dilation. That thousand-yard stare says it all—you've been so deep in the debugging rabbit hole that you've not only lost track of time, you've somehow traveled to a future where you've already spent an hour fixing it. The real horror? That Friday deploy is still happening regardless of which timeline you're in!

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