Infosec Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this wordplay! 💀 Two hackers in hoodies staring at their screens while "double penetration" looms above them like some dark prophecy. In cybersecurity, penetration testing (or "pentesting") is when security experts try to break into systems to find vulnerabilities before the bad guys do. But TWO hackers? That's a DOUBLE pentest, honey! The search term's... alternative meaning... just makes this SCANDALOUSLY hilarious. Someone call HR because I am DECEASED! Security professionals everywhere are clutching their mechanical keyboards!

45 billion hack attempts a day? That's what happens when your password is "Password123" and your security question is "What's your favorite bank?" The funniest part is some poor security engineer at JPMorgan is probably looking at these stats thinking, "Hmm, only 45 billion? Must be a slow Tuesday." Meanwhile, their firewall is screaming in binary and their server room sounds like a jet engine. Banking security is just a high-stakes game of whack-a-mole where the moles have advanced degrees in computer science.

Ah, the classic "I'm a hacker" flex that crumbles faster than a website with no CSRF protection. This meme perfectly captures that moment when someone brags about their "elite hacking skills" but can't actually name a single CVE number or explain what SQL injection is. It's like claiming you're a chef because you can microwave ramen. The second panel's challenge to "name every vulnerability" is that perfect reality check we all need to deliver to the cousin who "hacked" their ex's Facebook by using a saved password. The final "I set the bar too low" admission is just *chef's kiss* - the universal experience of realizing that in the world of security, the Dunning-Kruger effect has claimed another victim.