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The classic "we fixed all the bugs" to "oh god we're hacked" pipeline. Declaring victory over bugs is basically sending a formal invitation to the universe to immediately prove you wrong. SQL injection on the login form is like leaving your front door unlocked with a sign saying "definitely no valuables inside." Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why they suddenly need a drink.

OMG THE IRONY IS KILLING ME! 💀 They're all "security is our highest priority" and then IMMEDIATELY expose that Derek and Hakan use the EXACT SAME PASSWORD! Like, honey, you had ONE job - making passwords unique - and you've failed so spectacularly that your error message is literally doxxing other users! This isn't just shooting yourself in the foot, it's nuking your entire security philosophy from orbit! The password isn't even salted - it's SEASONED with a sprinkle of complete incompetence!

The ultimate tech interview power move. Skip the résumé, just hack the interviewer's calendar. Bonus points for finding their salary spreadsheet while you're in there. When they ask about your "ethical hacking skills," just stare blankly and say "what ethics?"

Ah, the funeral for uBlock Origin, scheduled for July 2025. Firefox is there pointing at the tombstone like "you seeing this?" while Chrome stands nearby looking suspiciously guilty. Google's plan to kill ad blockers with Manifest V3 is basically sending flowers to its own revenue stream. Firefox users just sitting here with popcorn watching Chrome users discover what the internet looks like without ad blocking. It's like watching someone experience pop-up ads for the first time since 2005.

The eternal struggle between management and sysadmins, narrated in the grim tones of Werner Herzog. While executives demand explanations in their cubicle kingdom, the battle-hardened sysadmins are just trying to keep the digital house of cards from collapsing. They're not solving problems—they're performing digital triage. The truth? Most IT infrastructure is held together with duct tape, prayers, and that one Perl script written by a guy who left in 2011. Nobody touches the production server because nobody knows what will break if they do. It's not incompetence; it's survival.

When you ask Jules AI to help with your configuration and it decides security is for the weak. From port 443 (HTTPS) to 8080 (plain HTTP), SSL disabled, and the cherry on top—replacing your environment variable with a hardcoded "password" literally called "dummy." This is what happens when you let AI write your security config. Next up: storing credit card numbers in a public GitHub repo called "definitely_not_important_stuff."