And A Million Vibe Coders Cried Out In Pain

The power outlet Jenga tower of doom – the perfect metaphor for modern development! You start with a "tiny project" that somehow requires npm installing half the internet. Next thing you know, you're daisy-chaining power adapters like some mad electrical engineer because your "simple app" now depends on 17 frameworks, 42 libraries, and that one obscure package maintained by a mysterious developer who might actually be a cat. The best part? Remove any single adapter and the whole project crashes harder than my production server during a demo!

The thousand-yard stare says it all. Behind every "self-taught developer" is just an endless cycle of desperate Google searches, Stack Overflow copy-pasting, and that moment when your code finally works but you're not entirely sure why. The traumatic flashbacks of 3 AM debugging sessions where you've gone from "I'll just fix this one bug" to questioning your entire career choice. That wide-eyed expression isn't excitement—it's the permanent mark left by staring into the void of documentation that somehow explains everything except the exact problem you're having.

When you hit "View Source" and discover the website is just an army of <div> tags staring back at you! It's like opening Pandora's box of nested containers with no semantic HTML in sight! Modern web development in a nutshell - where everything is a div and the structure doesn't matter! The Matrix but it's just Agent <div> multiplied infinitely! 😂

Ah yes, the annual January flood of "Learn to Code in 24 Hours" videos that somehow take 3 hours to explain a for loop. The internet's equivalent of gym membership sales after New Year's. Just wait until February when they all mysteriously pivot to crypto tutorials.

JavaScript developers evolving their Promise syntax like it's Pokémon. First there was .convertToPromise() which nobody remembers using. Then came .makePromise() , the awkward teenage phase. But .promisify() ? That's the good stuff that makes developers bare their teeth in that special "I finally found the right utility function after 3 hours of Stack Overflow" grin.

The absolute TRAUMA of having to explain JavaScript Promises to another human being! This poor developer would literally rather face a firing squad than attempt to articulate the hellscape of asynchronous programming. "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" he pleads, but when asked to explain Promises? "SHOOT." The desperation! The drama! The absolute surrender to sweet, sweet death rather than explaining why your callback hell needed to be replaced with .then() chains that somehow became even MORE confusing! At least with death you only suffer once - explaining Promises is eternal suffering!