And A Million Vibe Coders Cried Out In Pain

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And A Million Vibe Coders Cried Out In Pain

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Ah, the Cloudflare challenge screen. The digital bouncer that shows up right when you're about to download that framework you need to finish your project at 3 AM. Nothing says "your deadline means nothing to me" like being asked to prove you're human when you're barely feeling human anymore. Just another day where the internet's security measures assume your IP is suspicious because you've Googled "how to center a div" 47 times in the last hour.

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