When Documentation Is Just A Suggestion

Content Ricardo Ferreira riferrei Developers commenting their code 4:25 PM 2621 . Twitter for iPhone

Content When you write over 1000 lines of code and it works perfectly on the first run 993 print ("Hello World") 994 print ("Hello World") 995 print ("Hello World") 996 print ("Hello World") 997 print ("Hello World") 998 print ("Hello World") 999 print ("Hello World") 1000 print ("Hello World"')

Content My boss thanking me for fixing the bugs in production Me reverting my last commit

Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to its logical extreme. Some sysadmin out there is powering their laptop through a Frankenstein's monster of adapters rather than risk a system update. The exposed wire is just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "99.9999% uptime" like a fire hazard waiting to happen. This is the digital equivalent of holding your breath while merging to production. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is having heart palpitations looking at this.

Content STOP using OOP Object-Oriented Programming ENCAPSULATES your data, RESTRICTING its flow over your program. Let natural selection take its course and randomly choose which of your arbitrarily-named local and global variables to use. Object-Oriented Programming ABSTRACTS data, CONCEALING it from the rest of your program. How do YOU feel knowing the goverment hides data from YOU? Your classes feel the same way. Object-Oriented Programming INHERITS its data, STEALING them from your other classes and passing it off as its own. YOU wouldn't like it if someone stole YOUR code and said it was theirs! Your base classes don't like it either. Object-Oriented Programming makes your classes POLYMORPHIC, treating derived classes as LESS THAN THEY ARE. Interpreting your classes as something they are not is demeaning. It also takes away the STRUCTURE and VERBOSITY that casting and conversion functions create. This is an example of the beauty, simplicity, and elegance of normal, procedural programming. include iostream int main() std:: cout "Hello, World!" std::endl; return OF This is an example of the horrors that OOP creates. This dark-mode friendly propaganda brought to you by the "Go is not 00P as it does not support key OOP concepts such as true polymorphism or inheritance, instead relying on method-based interfaces to pass similar structures" gang

Boolean logic, but make it spooky! This meme perfectly illustrates logical operators using Halloween pumpkins as Venn diagrams. Each operator does exactly what it promises - OR lights up everything in either circle, AND only illuminates the overlap, while XOR (exclusive OR) lights up everything except the overlap. The bottom row shows the negated versions of these operators. The best part? The pumpkin faces actually match the logic. Notice how XOR gives you two separate smiles with no middle, while XNOR is just the opposite. This is what happens when computer scientists decorate for Halloween. Somewhere a CS professor is saving this to their slides right now.