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When Documentation Is Just A Suggestion

documentation production Technical debt Code quality Bad practices Hacks Workarounds

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1 year ago 346,460 views 0 shares

When Documentation Is Just A Suggestion

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The classic security theater of development. Two door handles secured by a padlock that's completely bypassing the actual locking mechanism. Sure, it looks secure to management walking by, much like that code you cobbled together from Stack Overflow snippets without reading a single line of documentation. Is it actually secure? Absolutely not. Will it pass code review? Somehow, yes. Just don't touch it or breathe near it - that's how production incidents are born.

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