When Documentation Is Just A Suggestion

Content Decimal System: 112 Binary System: 1110 Boolean Algebra: 111 Non-Programmers: visible confusioni

Behold the miracle optimization technique they don't teach you in CS classes! Turns out, the solution to Node.js performance issues isn't fancy algorithms or expensive hardware—it's just commenting out console.log() statements. That dramatic cliff in the graph is what happens when someone finally says "maybe we don't need to log every electron's quantum state change." The event loop went from suffocating under a blanket of logs to suddenly breathing freely—like removing a winter coat in a sauna. Next week's optimization tip: Try turning your computer on.

Just like Santa promising dragons, managers promising "productive standups" are selling fantasy. The moment you think they'll finally cut the 45-minute status theater where Dave drones about his JIRA tickets, they hit you with "what color do you want your dragon?" – asking about irrelevant details of a project that'll never see the light of day. The only thing more mythical than dragons is a standup that actually stays standing.

Content Imagine not being object oriented Imagine not having a garbage collector uBip901 Imagine having to put a semicolon at the end of every line Imagine using the keyboard

THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF EVERY DEVELOPER WHO SWORE THEY WOULDN'T BUY ANOTHER GADGET THIS YEAR! That Steam Deck with its measly 20% discount is TAUNTING me from across the internet, whispering sweet nothings about all the games I could play during compile time. My bank account is SCREAMING in terror while my inner child is already imagining playing Doom during standups. The mental gymnastics I'm performing to justify this "investment" deserves an Olympic medal. "It's practically saving money if you think about it!" 💸

Content How people think programming looks 0 10 1 0 0 10 1 8 How it really looks 90 of the time