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The meme shows a list of SQL injection attacks disguised as normal responses, and then suddenly "MMM LASAGNA" at the end. This is peak database security humor! The first four items are actually malicious SQL commands trying to drop tables and use UNION SELECT with NULL values—classic techniques to compromise databases through poorly sanitized inputs. Then item #5 just throws in random food appreciation, as if the hacker got distracted mid-attack by hunger. It's basically what happens when you're trying to breach security but your brain suddenly reminds you it's lunchtime. Every database admin's nightmare followed by... Italian cuisine?

Oh honey, you sweet summer child recruiter. You think you're hiring ONE person? Bless your heart. You've basically listed the skill requirements for an entire Fortune 500 company's tech division and slapped "Full Stack Developer" on it like it's a cute little job title. Backend? Check. Frontend? Check. Three different databases because apparently one wasn't enough trauma? Check. The ENTIRE AWS ecosystem? Sure, why not! Oh and while we're at it, throw in system administration, containerization, orchestration, AND test-driven development because clearly this mythical unicorn developer has 47 hours in their day. The punchline hits different because it's TRUE. This isn't a job posting—it's a cry for help disguised as a LinkedIn post. They're not looking for a developer; they're looking for someone to BE the entire IT infrastructure while probably offering "competitive salary" (translation: $65k and unlimited coffee).