Pretty Please Don't Hack Our Users

The ultimate penetration test! When the interviewer asks "what makes you suitable for this job?" and the candidate drops the bomb: "I hacked your computer and invited myself for this interview." Talk about demonstrating your skills instead of just listing them on a resume! This is basically the tech equivalent of breaking into a bank vault to apply for a security guard position. Practical experience > theoretical knowledge. The real power move isn't sending a follow-up email after the interview—it's hacking the HR system to schedule the interview in the first place. Unauthorized access has never been so career-advancing!

Someone trained an AI model on a random person's social media posts and released it as "clod-7b-instruct" - a budget knockoff of Claude. The README is basically a confession: "it's vulgar, incomprehensible, possibly immoral and illegal" but also "it's my daughter and i love her." Then admits they have no clue how it works, vibed the whole thing into existence, and may have accidentally committed their password to the repo. The raw honesty is refreshing in a world of polished AI releases. No benchmarks, no safety alignment, just pure chaos trained on someone named Iris's internet presence. It's like watching someone duct-tape a jetpack to a shopping cart and calling it transportation infrastructure. 10/10 would not deploy to production but would absolutely clone the repo to see what horrors await.

The evolution of trust in software development: Regular Pooh: Not sharing code at all. Suspicious. Probably hiding something terrible. Fancy Pooh: Publishing source code. Ah, a developer of culture and transparency. Demonic Pooh: Creating a GitHub repo with just an executable. The digital equivalent of saying "here's a mysterious candy, stranger, just put it in your mouth."

The eternal battle between security experts and literally everyone else. Security guy is all "your password needs 20 characters, uppercase, lowercase, numbers, special characters, and the blood of your firstborn" while the user's just sitting there like "why? 'admin' is fine." The look of pure horror on his face in that last panel is every IT professional who's discovered their company's production database password is "password123" and suddenly understood why they've been getting hacked every other Tuesday.

The AUDACITY of GitHub! First they're like "Enter your password, peasant" and then IMMEDIATELY after you type it in, they hit you with "Actually, passwords are SO last season, darling. Create an access token instead." 💅 It's like inviting someone to a formal dinner party, waiting until they show up in a tuxedo, and then announcing "Sorry, we're actually doing swimwear only now!" The DRAMA! The BETRAYAL! The unnecessary authentication hoops we jump through just to push our mediocre code!

The internet: a precarious tower of technology held together by duct tape, prayers, and that one guy who maintains a critical npm package from his basement. At the bottom, we've got ISP backbones with a "Do Not Unplug" sign that some intern is definitely eyeing right now. Above that, the Linux Foundation quietly supporting civilization while DNS pretends it's not having an existential crisis. Unpaid open-source developers are literally the load-bearing wall of this structure, while AWS and Cloudflare collect enterprise subscription fees for the privilege of not watching it all collapse. Meanwhile, V8 and WASM are somehow making "things happen in the web" while Microsoft flies around like an Angry Bird, contributing exactly what you'd expect: chaos. If you ever wondered why your app crashed, it's because someone bumped this technological Jenga tower.