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Debugging Programming Testing

9 months ago 303,603 views 1 shares

Christmas Gift

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Santa really said "BE REALISTIC" and then proceeded to ask the most DEVASTATING follow-up question in the history of Christmas wishes. Kid wants a dragon? Sure, let's talk specs! Bug-free, well-documented, AND readable code? In the SAME codebase? Might as well ask for a unicorn that poops gold while you're at it. The punchline hits different when you realize the kid's answer of "green" is probably the ONLY realistic requirement in this entire conversation. At least dragons come in green. Bug-free code? That's pure fantasy, my friend. Santa's out here teaching harsh life lessons about software development one Christmas at a time.

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