The ultimate security strategy: complete email avoidance. While companies spend thousands on phishing awareness training, this genius discovered the impenetrable defense—never checking emails at all. Can't fail a phishing test if you're living in digital isolation! Your IT security team hates this one weird trick.
Meanwhile, the boss is proudly shaking hands with someone who's not avoiding phishing emails through skill, but through sheer negligence of basic job responsibilities. Task failed successfully!