French Is Not Needed

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French Is Not Needed

linux-memes, sudo-memes, rm-memes, command-line-memes, system-administration-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh sweet summer child... that command sudo rm -fr /* has nothing to do with French language packs. It's the nuclear option - recursively force-removing everything from your root directory. Left guy thinks it's a harmless Linux tip. Right guy knows he's about to witness digital seppuku. After 20 years in tech, I've seen at least three junior devs run similar commands because "the internet said so." Pro tip: never run commands you don't understand, especially ones with sudo, rm, and wildcards in the same breath. That's like mixing tequila, decisions, and your ex's phone number at 2am.

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