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Content About the Author Steve Oualline is a software engineer specializing in C programming and LINUX. He lives in southern California and spends his spare time as a real engineer on the Poway Midland Railroad. Other hobbies include blimp-making and collecting old Jack Benny radio shows. About the Reviewer This reviewer contributed his considerable hands-on expertise to the entire develop- ment process for Vi IMproved Vim. As the book was being written, this dedicated professional reviewed all the material for technical content, organization, and flow. His feedback was critical to ensuring that Vi IMproved Vim fits our reader's need for the highest quality technical information. Ron Aaron co-owns a custom software development firm in Bellevue, Washington, where he lives with his wife and daughters, their toys and his tools. He has been using lianancable for his work. He may

Content You: - fairly average software dev - claims not to be competitive, but secretly dreams of landing on the leaderboard at least once - uses a full IDE; wastes a minute right out the gate waiting for it to start - still parsing the problem statement while others are already submitting answers actually uses a debugger when things aren't working Your competition: "Hackerman" - IntoSec maior - sits at his PC on a near-lethal dose of Adderall waiting for the timer to hit 00:00 - has automated scripts for pulling the input and submitting solutions, and his own library of helper functions for every imaginable problem class - knows vour IP at all times "-mhtwalters" - research scientist at Intel - does puzzles for fun that are harder than any job you will ever have - so utterly bored with the problems that he creates increasingly ridiculous self-imposed restrictions to keep things interesting - solved last year exclusively in APL on a System360 emulator, and still finished 9th on the global leaderboard - personal homepage is HTML 2.0 compliant "wihbr" - software dev from undisclosed Eastern- European country, making 200kyr for a company you've never heard of - is in literally every coding competition -Twitch stream is just a Vim terminal and the sounds of a mechanical keyboard - types faster than you can read or think "Tharg" - Linux kernel hacker - specialization in compiler design - is golfing in some esoteric language nobody has ever heard of - can mentally transpile any code he sees to assembly - measures his solutions performance in actual clock cycles - overworked Chinese university student, double majoring in theoretical physics and chemical engineering - has been locked into various educational institutions since he was 3 years old - only time outside of school is for piano lessons - can literally only see the relevant parts of the problem statement - you will not understand his solutions without a PhD in discrete mathematics "Samir Nagheenanajar" - outsourced IT support technician - does puzzles because he has nothing better to do during - forced to solve in Excel because he isn't allowed to install other software - can reveal the face of God using only BA - rumored to possess the combined knowledge and power of all Indian educational YouTubers

The classic "send the new guy on a wild goose chase" prank, but make it CS. For the uninitiated, FFmpeg is a legitimate media processing tool, but page 11.5 likely contains some NSFW easter egg that your "friend" wants you to discover while the professor is looking over your shoulder. Ten years in the industry and I still fall for this stuff. It's the programming equivalent of sending someone to find a left-handed screwdriver or headlight fluid.

Content AN ENGINEER HELPING A DESIGNER NO PROBLEM, WE CAN FIX THIS ON THE TERMINAL WHOA, YOU'RE A HACKER! NO, IT'S JUST THE TERMINAL. WHERE ARE ALL THE BUTTONS, ICONS, AND DROPDOWN MENUS? IS THIS. THE MATRIX? YES. PABLO STANLEY