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From the future archives of Twitter (or whatever Elon's renamed it by 2025)! Bill Gates innocently asks what VIBE stands for in "Vibe Coding," only for Linux creator Linus Torvalds to drop the perfect burn: "Very Inefficient But Entertaining." That's literally the coding philosophy of 90% of developers who push to production on Friday afternoons. Writing beautiful, inefficient code that somehow works is practically an art form at this point. Sure, it might take 8GB of RAM to display "Hello World," but did you see those gradient animations?

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