Dont Act Sus You Just Compromised Ssh

Dont Act Sus You Just Compromised Ssh
security-memes, ssh-memes, git-memes, devops-memes, hacking-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH MY GOD! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Someone just committed a file called "Simplify SECURITY.md" to the repo! That's like putting up a neon sign saying "HACKERS WELCOME!" ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”“

When your coworker casually pushes "simplify security" to production, every sysadmin in a 10-mile radius gets heart palpitations! Next commit: "passwords.txt - just made it easier to remember guys!" ๐Ÿ’€

Security teams everywhere are screaming internally right now. "Simplify security" is just corporate speak for "I disabled all the firewalls because they were slowing down my downloads." ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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